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2019-11-11 at 3:32 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead How about the ethics of unfriending people on facebook without warning?
Some people are obsessed with social media. To the extent of, 'If you're not my friend on facebook then I'm not your friend.' Or, 'Why didn't you like my post on instagram? Did I do something to offend you?'
These types of people are the lowest of the low when it comes to personalities. They don't appreciate true friends and try to feel accomplished by their posts and how many likes they get. It's a sad desperate cry for attention. The ethics of it being that what they choose to show the world is more exciting than the world they are in. They don't live in the moment and document what they should be enjoying at the time. But they look forward to posting it for others to see how great their life is perceived.
Sometimes people get so caught up in making dicks, made up pranks and driving half the country to be retarded, they lose sight of what's really funny. It turns out they were the joke the whole time.
You're lucky Operation Northwoods never came to fruition. Fuck you. -
2019-11-11 at 12:06 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-11-11 at 12 AM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
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2019-11-10 at 4:33 AM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
Matchstick men
Roy Waller
Counts by threes. What's that tick that people have called? Actual OCD? Be funny if he punches the Cage in threes while counting.
Hangs out with Billy the kid from the Green Mile
Sleazy call marketing scammer. Typical Cage
Not on Con Air, but still doing cons.
Hasn't been in a personal relationship in 10 years. Could be due to his ticks. Heather Fentin. Hollywoods hill gal. She left him with a black eye he gave her and a bun in the oven.
Unsure if he has a kid. Gets his meds and runs out of the phyciatrists office.
Heavy chain smoker.
Gets underage girls number. Angela. Claims to be his daughter. His ticks calm down. Closet pedo?
"Antiques. They wait for no man."
Is slowly trying to become a father figure. Working out the kinks.
Not a con man, a con artist.
Nicolas Cage seriously talks like such a faggot. The actor, not the character.
Is obsessed with his carpet being clean. Cage could walk into the room and step on a carpet with shoes on and that begins leading up to the fight as Roy is winking the whole time.
Doesn't want to pull long cons. Too risky. Until he finds himself falling in love with an underage girl
"I told you I don't like the outdoors."
Doesn't associate with black people.
Gets sad when he kicks underage girls out of his life.
"Have you ever been dragged on the sidewalk until you PISSED BLOOD?!!!!!!'
The pills he was taking was soy supplements. What a MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING.
Will risk his life for his daughter he just met. I wonder if the Cage only takes roles where he's the saviour. Has he ever been in a side role?
"Don't transfer responsibility." quote from his pshyciatrist
Clean shot of the Cages butt cheeks around 1:41. Not bad
"You didn't take it, I gave it to you."
One of Cages attempting to act role. He pulled it off really good playing someone with a head problem. The only other role he tries to act I would think be Vampires Kiss. But this role….. I'm drunk and smoked pot. Let me try to get this together.
Ruled by anxiety, everything he does that doesn't pertain to work is anti-methodical. Apparently this sentence ruins the next one……. When it does come to work he is intense and methodical. Smart. Intelligent. A typical one dimensional Cage role. He did really good. I've seen the movie a couple times before but knowing what's going to happen really kills the re-watchability.
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2019-11-10 at 4:29 AM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
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2019-11-09 at 11:22 PM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
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2019-11-09 at 10:47 PM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
Originally posted by Narc yes it is, they just loading them on the plane now and malcovich just told that jonny 23 that rapists are somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates in the corners of your mouth when you're really thirsty.
also do leaving las vegas.
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"It'd be Johnny 400 if they knew the truth."
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2019-11-09 at 10 PM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
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2019-11-09 at 8:51 PM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!I remember The Hammer also hated fat people. We would drink beer and just rant about the fatties at work. It was awesome.
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2019-11-09 at 8:47 PM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead Maybe he would have been more inclined to keep in touch if you weren't always harassing the fuck out of him. I know it was out of love for the guy, but did Tony the Hammer know that?
We would hang out watching baseball and fights and stuff drinking Miller beer. I hung out with that dude a lot. One time he made me eggs with stolen 'Bees cheese. -
2019-11-09 at 8:46 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead Who the FUCK does he think he is with these double standards on what's off or on topic?
If it were up to me I'd have a much more open thread. The mods are pressuring me to keep the reigns held tight. You wouldn't want the longest thread on the internet to be shut down would you? Would you want that on your conscious? I'm doing my best and appeasing the mods for now. They say my 100% custom LOLcats are the best they've seen in years and that's the only reason why this thread hasn't been stopped.
Originally posted by Greenspam I didn't ask for Green Caca
and I pointed out hitlers cat faults and you corrected it. you didnt do this for me.
I'm really trying here dude. You think this is easy? If it was easy everyone and their mother would be creating 100% custom LOLcats. But no one is. I'm the only one. And if somebody else did they would most likely charge. I feel like I'm not being appreciated here. -
2019-11-09 at 2:09 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!You've recieved two good sir. You're only proving you have nothing to contribute. You got a green poop 100% custom LOLcat and a 100% custom Hitler LOLcat.
Deliver if you would like more please. I can't give away multiple free 100% custom LOLcats to everyone. I'm sorry. -
2019-11-09 at 1:06 AM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
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2019-11-09 at 12:54 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by Greenspam No. Because you asked me not to. I was just pointing out your Elite-Level Hypocrisy
Make me a lolcat please of a large angry-emoji face.
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Give me a good story to help the longest thread on the internet. Something close and personal that we can comment on.
You've recieved more 100% custom LOLcats than anyone in this thread. It should be a give and take relationship but you're only taking. -
2019-11-09 at 12:52 AM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
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2019-11-09 at 12:31 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-11-09 at 12:29 AM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
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2019-11-09 at 12:10 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by Greenspam You're not allowed to communicate with DoD staff (This includes Army all the way down to privates and recuitments) while on base.
You must of signed a NDA which tells you this. They can't respond to you outside of Yes Sir, No Sir and maybe open a door for you.
Can we please keep the conversation about 100% custom LOLcats and how this is the longest thread on the internet! -
2019-11-09 at 12:05 AM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!I wonder whaat the Cage would think of this awesome thread.
Probably non-chalantly comment how cool it is. Typical Cage move. -
2019-11-09 at 12:01 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead When the engineer shows up, yell "FUCK OSHA!"
Then proceed to just talk shit loudly about OSHA any time he can hear you. Make him think *you* think he's OSHA, and that you hate him.
Fucking lulz. That'd be the stupidest thing to do. We already got a reprimanded for not being tied off. It's a gay ass government job. So the pay is really good but you need to do everything to the T.
The metal alone is fucking retarded. Put a piece on the side that the next piece clips on to. Use a strip of ice and water to dry over the first piece. Then install the piece that clips on that takes forever and a minimum of 2 people to try to get the cocksucker on. Dry over that with another strip for fuck all reasons. Then install the actual drip metal and you're ready to finally dry in the pitch.
It's fucking retardedly over engineered and way too excessive.
And it's on an army base. So we're casual civilians and no body will respond when we yell good morning as troops are walking around. Army dudes are dicks.
