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2019-11-27 at 11:29 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-11-27 at 11:28 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-11-26 at 10:20 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-11-26 at 9:42 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-11-26 at 1:32 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-11-26 at 12:49 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-11-25 at 10:12 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-11-25 at 10:03 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-11-25 at 8:36 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!This thread is getting pretty long.
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2019-11-25 at 12:37 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by DietPiano >:( I most certainly have NOT good sir. I'd love for you to dig that out for me.
Anyway, yeah I dig, I dig. I got a story similar to yours but I don't have time right now. I'll poast it soon when the price is more right.
Am I the only one with a memory around here?
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2019-11-22 at 10:10 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-11-22 at 10:07 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!One time, WifeIsDead and I were working at Applebees. I was always ragging on people to get my lulz. I remembered an old story from when I was 4 or 6-ish.
I lived in a room with my younger brother and we had a bunk bed. When we got in trouble my dad would make us drop our drawers and whip us with a belt. Having a kid now I get it even though I don't beat my kid. I'm afraid she'll go to a school counselor and get taken away. So I have to rely on standing in the corner and mind games. I don't like mind games and think it's worse than a spanking. But you're not allowed anymore. Spare the rod, spoil the child isn't relevant anymore.
So my brother and I would play under the bunk bed. It was a pre-made fort where we could hide. I have a vague recollection where one time I talked him into kissing me. We were trading back and forth who would be the girl. Just young and having no idea what's going on the world.
I was working with WifeDead, randomly remembered that story and told him. He immediately turned to one of the servers and told her. "OMG made out with his brother!"
I asked him why he did that. His response was, "Why would you tell me that?" I think even the general manager asked me if it was true.
I have Applebees stories for days. Those were fun times. I might post about TJ, The Hammer, Cam Shaft and 12 Guage.
I just need some help for THE LONGEST THREAD EVER! -
2019-11-22 at 7:21 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-11-22 at 7:19 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by Poast What is up with your boy’s shoe game? I legitimately can’t tell what’s going on there. Did he major league swag out his shoes with some colored cloth? What am I looking at?
He liked those shoes but the tongues blew out so he cut a dish towel and stuck them under the laces. -
2019-11-22 at 5:20 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-11-22 at 4:17 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Another one:
Today Me and a buddy were setting up a plank to work off of. Two fourty foot ladders. He set one of the ladders a bit janky and I was walking materiel up the ladder and I mentioned it seemed a bit sketchy. So what does this guy do? He justs starts shoving the ladder I'm on over. I trust the guy and I wasn't in any danger. But I've noticed getting older I don't like risks anymore.
We lauughed about it and had a good time. It was fun but him randomly pushing the ladder because I had a problem was awesome and funny.I have a picture of him:
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2019-11-20 at 11:12 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny almost 40.
i dont have stories.
It's easy. Here's a random one:
I was working in a bakery. My Mrs worked as a cashier at the same place. They hired retards to be baggers and cart wranglers. This one kid, super downsey was the coolest kid ever. I say kid because of the downs but he was around fourty.
First time I talked to him was in the break room. I didn't understand anything he said. Then I realized he was talking about hemis. I just responded, "The only thing I know about hemis is from Joe Dirt." He kept going on and mentions his dads truck gets 14 mile to the gallon. "Isn't that pretty bad gas mileage?" He straight faced said, "But it's a hemi." Well fuck it. you got me there.
One time I went to bother my Mrs and he was there by the bags. I jokingly say, "You talking to my old lady Bryce?" He stone faces and says yes. The fuck am I going to do? I can't fight him. Guys got retard strength.
There was one piece of shit 18 year old girl working in the bakery making my life hard. She once told me he called her trash girl. Because he always saw her taking out the trash. I would've loved to call her trash girl to her face but didn't have the balls. Bryce had those balls.
That dude is the man. Even if he can't understand the world around him I look up to that guy. -
2019-11-20 at 10:12 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-11-20 at 6:50 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-11-20 at 6:40 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!*Edited*
