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2019-11-08 at 5:06 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!So what's new with you guys? I get to shingle tomorrow. Engineer watching everything. Should be fun.
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2019-11-08 at 1:54 AM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
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2019-11-07 at 9:30 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Who wants a 100% free custom LOLcat? C'mon! I'm just giving them away! You'll never find a better deal anywhere! No interest and no money down! Come one come all! Free I tell ya!
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2019-11-07 at 9:28 PM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
Kick Ass
Damon Macready / Big Daddy
Single father. No mother. Training his young daughter to be a super hero. His super hero costume bears a striking resemblance to Batman. Lulz.
The child he's raising is a killing psycho who will kill you even if you're running away.
Raised the child to feel no remorse after the loss of his wife when he too lost all emotion.
Gave her super hero name hit girl.
When in character as Big Daddy he talks ridiculous. It's pretty funny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFIbiTyGGnE
Ex cop. Good at his job. His partner thinks he's making the wrong decision with vigilante justice but Macready knows in his heart what needs to be done. Taking over the biggest bad guy, De'mico, he was framed on a drug dealing charge and threw behind bars. Mother died during labor while behind bars.
"You know I'm not going to stop. Not until Ghostrider and your whole operation is brought to ashes."
"I'll tell you who owes her a child hood! GHOST RIDER!!!!!!"
When Big Daddy dies his face is burned horribly as he's saying goodbye to his daughter. There's a good joker quote in there some where. If GhostRider wins it needs to be by burning Damon. Like GhostRider casually walking off, "I know where you got those scars."
"You know what ym dad really would've wanted? He would've wanted me to finish what we started. And that's exactly what I'm going to do."
Big Daddy dies in a fire yelling instructions to his daughter and that's kind of it. He's a side charachter so there's tons of room to play with his back story. Maybe his wife and him had been trying for a kid for a long time and nothing was taking. Maybe still births and shit. Then they miraculously had Mindy. And just when their life was looking up he hit bottom.
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2019-11-07 at 12:37 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-11-07 at 12:31 AM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
The Wicker Man
Edward Malus
Biker cop. Obviously wants the best for people. Just like every Cage character so far.
See's a mom and daughter die in a car wreck. Takes time off of work. Is on medication.
Fiance left on bad terms. Her bad terms. A letter comes years later. Her daughter is missing. Not Edwards daughter. Edward is conflicted but we all know every Cage role, he just has to help.
So far no black people.
"I'm a cop. I try to help people."
'Why do we do anything in this world?' Edward: "I need an answer."
Hanging out in a crazy cult. Very paranoid.
The harvest festival is good to go. But the festival of fertility is too sacred.
Be funny if he pulls out his phone to call someone but can't get a signal.
Oh fuck! He's Rowan Woodwards father! He's got to double down on this witch hunt!
A man investigating this cult has a reason to fight.
Is he going crazy? Maybe. But that's what will drive this character.
Immeddiatly after, talking about the missing kid: "It's not right. You should've told me Willow." Replace Willow with Nicolas.
49 minutes in the movie he does a wicked dive. Can't find a link to it. It's pretty awesome though.
Turns out he's going insane though and it was a dream within a dream. So the character is losing it and trying to cope.
In his mind he's a wicked awesome diver to fish a dead kid from under a dock.
Popping pills before the fight. Rationalizing what his reality is during his spiel.
Big bounded book titled, Rituals of the Ancients.
Has to be wearing a suit and tie. He's wearing the same thing entire movie.
Allergic to bees. Be baller finish move by The cage.
If he gets knocked out by bees, Edward wakes up. "Where am I?" And The Cage can give his devious plot to escape his hell.
"I hear you were expecting me. Why is that?"
Needs to constantly be smacking bees off his face during the fight. The Cage has no bees around him.
Edwards only motivation is to find Rowan. He still loves his ex-fiance but Rowan is his main goal. Maybe Edward accuses The Cage of hiding her?
"How'd it get burned! How'd it get burned!"
"Get off the bike." She pushes. "Get off the bike!" She pushes again and Edward draws his gun at the school teacher. "Step away from the bike!"
Edward is fighting a bunch of Cages, from all different roles. And they're wearing masks that he needs to knock off to find The Cage.
It would be so funny if Edward carries The Cage in his arms and says, "My name is Edward. I'm here to save you."
"Back off I swear to god I will shoot you!"
"OH MY LEGS! MY LEGS! Oh.."
From the crowd as Edward burns, 'The drone must die.'
The cult part of the movie I believe is real. They just left out the drug aspect out of it. But I digress because this is about Ewards character. He's just a guy trying to be good to people. Might be going insane and losing touch with reality from his pills. Dealing with PTSD? Maybe. A typical Cage character. Nothing new.
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2019-11-06 at 10:04 PM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
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2019-11-06 at 9:30 PM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
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2019-11-06 at 9:29 PM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
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2019-11-06 at 9:17 PM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
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2019-11-06 at 7:08 PM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
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2019-11-06 at 6:45 PM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
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2019-11-06 at 6:43 PM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
National Treasure
Benjamin Franklin Gates
Raised with a loving family. Father and Grandpa. He deeply admires his grandpa.
The person who smuggled the treasure out of Britain took the name, 'The Knights Templar' who formed the brother hood 'The Freemasons' in honor of the builders of the great temple. *I'm assuming the pyramids?*
"The treasure must never fall back to the British." Fucking 'Murican. Fuck Britain.
Everyone said the hunt for the treasure was crazy up to his dad and grandfather. His passion is in his bloodline.
Constantly on the hunt for clues. That'd be funny if he's finding clues everywhere pre fight. Especially if he's like, ' Cage…. As in rage in the cage. An elephant would rage in a cage. Elephant…. a wild animal behind bars. Bars…. Bars… Convicts are behind bars. Bars are in prison! The elphant is near a prison!" Something along those lines.
His family has been treated by the historical society with mockery and contempt.
"I'm going to get straight to the point." After that mentions someone's going to steal the Declaration. "I've been to the FBI." Typical cage role. Might only get quotes.
Likes really skinny girls who have been Weinstiened.
*toasting to skinny McCuntFace* "To high treason. That's what these men were committing when the signed the Declaration. Had we lost the war, they would have been hanged, beheaded drawn and quartered, Oh! Oh! and my personal favotite- and had their entrails cut out and burned!" "So heres to the men who did what was considered wrong in order to do what they knew was right." Gates knows he has to do bad to do right. And The Cage stands in his way.
Uses cash but has a Visa. Doubt that's usable.
"I guess I deserve that." Not an exact quote. Change 'we' to 'I'
The Cage calls Gates Mr. Brown. "OK, my name's not Brown. It Gates." The cage responds, 'You're that family with the conspiracy theory about the founding fathers?!'
"I refuse to believe that."
Uses black kids for monetary gain. Might be a liberal.
Funniest unintentional joke in the movie is when Ian uses Yahoo Search to go to the liberty bell. The loser kid with Gates asks, "How'd they find us?". Gates: "Well, Ian has nearly unlimited resources. And he's smart.' Dude, Ian use yahoo search. Not google which was up back then. Unlimited resources you say? Yahoo search!
Some kind of ocular device. The vision to see the treasured past.
Have Gates jump behind a gravestone to keep up the jumping behind stuff from 60 seconds.
"Something I noticed about fishing, it never works so well for the bait."
The Cage gives him two options. Door number one or door number two. Gates, "I'm still not against you. But I think I found door number three. And I'm taking it."
"You figured out the clue."
Pre-fight haggardly standing with a torch at waist level. http://newsfeed.time.com/2014/01/06/50-nicolas-cage-facts-for-the-50th-birthday-of-this-national-treasure/
"I just really thought I was going to find the treasure."
Smokes out of a dumbass pipe carved like an old castle type dealio? Looks like ivory. The pipe he found in the beginning of the movie that leads him to the treasure. That'd be funny. "The secret lies with Charlotte."
"There's thousands of years of world history down there. And it belongs to the world, and everybody in it."
"I'm sorry for your suffering Nic." Movie uses the name ben as a joke but that could be a usable line.
Movie ends in some secret government communist shit. He's talking to some one from the government and the agent who was Mr. White in Reservoir dogs basically says, "We wanted to keep this hidden." and flashing his ring for the camera because he's part of some shadow government. Then Gates wants to give it to the people. I couldn't find an image for my torch image but it's at 1:51 in the movie. I just think Cage looks stupid in that picture.
Typical Cage role. Nothing new. Mostly quotes. "Meahr! I'm Nicolas Cage! I play the same role over and over and stupid fucks watch it!" Nothing new character wise for a Cage role. Entertaining movie though.
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2019-11-06 at 6:30 PM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
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2019-11-06 at 5:32 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-11-06 at 5:16 AM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
Originally posted by Greenspam Did you scan a browser page and found some of us talking about Cage's Monotone persona makes his performance a wonderful experience yet repetitive at times?
And then this angered you and you came here for what you thought was Damage Control when no one said he was a terrible actor. Just Monotone in his voice.. which is his own trademark of sort.
Are you obsess, angry, sad, stoic ?
what is it OMG. What is it?
A great movie idea that will never be made.
Ask MyWifeIsDead. He knows more about it than I do. I'm just on logistics. -
2019-11-06 at 4:41 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-11-06 at 3:59 AM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
Vampires Kiss
Peter Loew:
Talks like a faggot. Goddam. 5 minutes in and he sounds like the biggest dousche in the world.
Want's the Rattle Snake Hlls files.
Likes to club and bring home girls drunk and is lonely. It'd be a funny two part character. Drunk Peter and crazy peter.
Felt a new sense of arousal his first encounter of fighting off a bat.
"Well fuck you too sister…" To the real Cage before the fight.
Wild mood swings in an instant. Goes from anger to apology in a second.
Around the 40 minute mark he does an awesome dance. Totally usable. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLrALs-Nq_I
While going to the fridge, sees a cockroach and eats it. Baller move.
"Shut up bitch." right after dry heaving.
"I'm a vam-pie-yuh!"
If he starts fucking up a room and ends with smashing a mirror during the pre-fight speech that'd be funny.
If The Cage comes into a room against Peter, you need an over turned couch as a make shift casket.
During the fight The cage rips off some curtains introducing sunlight that Peter recoils from.
How long is this movie? He pulls a dead pigeon out of his coat during his speech or fight? This movie is retarded. Classic Cage.
Tries to forcefully bit The Cage with plastic teeth during the fight.
Start fight and blinds get torn off allowing some sunlight. Peters weakness. Then as the fight builds throw him through a window into early morning sunlight and he loses his shit?
"Go ahead! Kill me!"
Towards end of fight Peter is carrying a large stake ripped from a pallet. But not to kill himself this time. But to take out The Cage.
And when he's over taken and knows he's going to lose, whines like a little bitch. "Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!"
In the end of the fight. Peter is going insane. Trying to fight the wall. But there's cut's to an alternate reality in Peters head where he's kicking ass.
Could be funny if Peter goes so insane The Cage goes to the next room because he's over it and Peter ends up fighting himself.
Or not. Has to die with the being stabbed in the heart from the pallet stake. Maybe The Cage is losing and grabs it randomly at the end?
The character is insane. It's a slow roll into insanity. I don't think the vampire chick ever existed. It was built into his own head by himself. So there's tons of room to work with what's real and what isn't. Depending on who's perspective you're writing for. If it's writing from The Cage than it's an irrational man talking to walls and arguing with no one. But if you can play it from Peters world, you can do almost what ever you want within character. I think the fight should start off normal but as it goes on Peter goes increasingly insane. And at some point The Cage rips the plastic fangs out of his mouth and spouts about he finds him despicable. A good joke after that would be something like, 'I was a new actor! I needed the role!'
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2019-11-06 at 3:26 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-11-05 at 11:18 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
