2019-11-12 at 5:57 PM UTC
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2019-11-12 at 5:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano
I thought I just bumped? Oh well
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I would've changed the mouth but that fake smile is too perfect. That's truly a 100% cutom LOLcat that no body else can do. I've perfected the craft. Some people use an IOS algorithm to make their LOLcats but if you look closely a trained eye can tell they're not 100% CUSTOM.
MyWifeIsDead is a piece of shit for trying to derail THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET! We're accomplishing things here that will be remembered for years and all he can talk about is how o b s e s s e d he is with facebook. I'd feel bad for the guy but he really brought it on himself.
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2019-11-12 at 6:07 PM UTC
I feel very safe here. Reminds me of autumn mornings before school when Id stretch my adolescent scrotum over the toaster coils to ward off the chill while Auntie James made buttermilk biscuits and sang songs about being felched by Matt Lauer.
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2019-11-12 at 6:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER
sang songs about being felched by Matt Lauer.
I had a rap about how I was jerking off under the table like Matt Lauer. "Studio Jerkin'".
Poast was in it.
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2019-11-14 at 12:57 AM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
I had a long day so it's not top quality but it is a free 100% custom LOLcat as promised. You're welcome.
Thankyou! This one looks like a Cubanisto skull :3
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2019-11-15 at 1:47 AM UTC
Who else want a free 100% custom LOLcat?! I'm just giving them away!
Anyone have a funny anecdotal story to share? This thread has it all!
2019-11-15 at 2:17 AM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
Anyone have a funny anecdotal story to share? This thread has it all!
For work, we have to check in every hour by text in a group message. I just copy/paste the same message so I only have to write the new time every hour.
Well last week, I was looking up bizarre porn while working, and guess I copied one of the actress's names between the hours of 1am and 2am. At 2am sharp, I send the message "0200*name of pornstar that if you google it is just footage of her anally fisting herself*"
I hit send before even reading the message. Nobody has commented on the fuckup, so I'm hoping the other guys were sleeping or just didn't notice. Either way, I quit that job for unrelated reasons. Last day is this weekend.
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2019-11-15 at 2:56 AM UTC
Hotkinkyjo is my go to girl for anal fisting when I'm fucked on meth she can fit both hands up there
That's a real bitch you want when the cops pull you over with a kilo. What kilo
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2019-11-15 at 3:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
Fucking lulz. Who was the 'actress'? And why are you into fisting porn? And where is that video of that guy fisting another dude up to the elbow before literally shoving his foot in his butt?
God. This story brings more questions than answers.
Don't remember the chick's name, deleted the text because I was cringing out fucking hard. It didn't stop the message from getting sent, I just didn't want to see it in my chat log anymore. Out of sight, out of mind, amirite?
I'm not in to anal fisting porn. I was just bored as shit and going down the rabbit hole on Pornhub because I was bored as shit on a 12 hour shift with nobody to shoot the shit with.
And the guy didn't go elbow deep in that old video. He went fucking ARMPIT deep. Other guy was taking it like a champ, then when they switched roles, the guy that just shoved his ripped muscled arm up another guy's ass is basically screaming in pain when the other guy's just shoving a dick up his butt. I honestly have no clue what ever happened to that video. It was fucking hilarious.
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2019-11-15 at 3:19 AM UTC
I have a story:
One time MyMomIsDead and I were screwing around killing the day as teenagers. Walking through the mall, causing ruckus probably. Found a Rosie O'Donnel book in the dollar store and I was in my, 'Random is funny' phase. So I bought it.
We got bored and decided to hit up the cemetery. As a couple of retards are want to do, we thought trying to punch the book into a memorial statue, brass army guys face was funny. I was going to give it to a buddy of mine. This guy once drove us out of town to his house. Lended Poast a DVD, then drove right by us leaving Poast and I to walk a hella long ways. Poast eventually returned the movie but not before he wrote nigger all over the actual DVD.
So anyways, WifeDead and I are just taking turns punching this Rosie book into a memorial and some lady, probably visiting a dead loved one sees us. She screams something I don't remember but it was so fierce and intense we both ran like little bitches. WifeDead knew the back way out over a fence because Poast used to live behind the cemetery. We both agreed that a girl was about to kick our ass.
The scream was literally voracious. Good times
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