Posts by AngryOnion

1. 2016-03-25 at 2:32 AM UTC in Do yall think its possible Robin Williams died by beating off while choking himself?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Well yer both foochin wankers fer poastin sumwhere that isn't ere or the chans, init bruv. I'll do yer nan in yee coont.

   
   Talk like a human, retard.
   Or should I say pedo kid fucker wanabe.
2. 2016-03-25 at 12:17 AM UTC in Do yall think its possible Robin Williams died by beating off while choking himself?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Cool, GLP is full of retards and trolls fun place huh.
3. 2016-03-25 at 12:13 AM UTC in Do yall think its possible Robin Williams died by beating off while choking himself?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Or should I say
   Anonymous Coward
   User ID: 69672222
   LOL
4. 2016-03-25 at 12:11 AM UTC in Do yall think its possible Robin Williams died by beating off while choking himself?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   HA I just saw this thread on GOD LIKE PRODUCTIONS you post over there op?
5. 2016-03-22 at 11:29 AM UTC in ARE DINGOS REAL?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
6. 2016-03-19 at 9:26 PM UTC in On converting ASM to Bytearray Shellcode and it's applications in malware.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I love these threads,not because I know anything about code but by the way you guys argue.
7. 2016-03-19 at 9:18 PM UTC in Niggasinspace incorporated
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I like the E-cig liquid idea.Just imagine secret ingredients we could come up with.
   Jenkem E-cig for the win.
8. 2016-03-19 at 8:59 PM UTC in The website obesity crisis
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   http://idlewords.com/talks/website_obesity.htm
   
   This is a good read and the author effectively eloquates most of the problems I have with modern web development.
   
   TL;DR Third party ad networks, chickenshit minimalism and overbuilding the web have resulted in the average page size growing to a staggering 3MB and it's only getting worse.

   
   WOW 3MB for one page?
   My wife did web site design in the early 90's, she could fit a whole web site on 1.4 MB floppy disk.
   Times sure have changed.
9. 2016-03-19 at 8:32 PM UTC in Do you think there will ever be self driving cars?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I think it will become a real thing.
   It think the drivers will be able to turn the self drive on and off but it will be mandatory for freeway driving.
   The reasoning will be the freeway traffic can be controlled much like the way internet traffic is controlled.
   Now the real question is were is my fucking flying car?
10. 2016-03-10 at 11:22 PM UTC in My girlfriends kid has part of the same ethnic makeup as snoopy
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I see the word "CUCKED" everywhere lately,its starting to bug me.
11. 2016-03-10 at 11:17 PM UTC in coffee makes me insane
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Caffeine used to make me nuts as well,rapid heart beat ect.
    Until I found out I was magnesium deficient,decades of alcohol abuse will do it to you.
    Try some magnesium citrate before bed every night for two weeks and see if it helps.
    No more than a quarter tea spoon or you'll get the shits.
12. 2016-02-11 at 3:16 AM UTC in How did you get your username?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I used to do lots of cocaine.
    A coworker named me AngryOnion .
    It just went from there.
13. 2016-02-05 at 3:11 AM UTC in tore myself a new asshole
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    speed and booze +1
    Your doing great kid keep it up,enjoy it while your young.
    Last week I vaped some weed and fell off the toilet .
14. 2016-02-03 at 11:53 PM UTC in Zippy the pinhead for president
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    In 20 years vote zippy for the president of Brazil.
    
15. 2016-01-28 at 3:04 AM UTC in How to get the most out of you cocaine.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Shit just buy some good coke dummy.
16. 2016-01-28 at 3:03 AM UTC in More chicks need to look like this hottie
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I'm not going on your little trolling trip,it stops here and I hope your stupid thread does to.
17. 2016-01-28 at 3:01 AM UTC in More chicks need to look like this hottie
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Ya except that hottie is just a kid.
18. 2016-01-19 at 2:52 AM UTC in No thread about Bowie yet?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    The Blackstar vid was trippy as hell.
    
19. 2016-01-19 at 2:47 AM UTC in Is My Dick Dead?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    How old are you 50? If not.
    
    
    >being this beta

    
    49 in April :(
20. 2016-01-18 at 1:49 AM UTC in Is My Dick Dead?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Lately everytime I look at a young woman,hot girl my dick just does not respond like it used to.
    Its not like I cant get it up its more like whats the point? I cant fuckem anyway and my dick knows it.
    uh.
    I hate getting old.