Posts by AngryOnion

1. 2016-08-14 at 9:44 PM UTC in An IFIOTW forum + Old school smilies/icons
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   In b4 Spec to set the record straight.
2. 2016-08-14 at 9:41 PM UTC in I hated my job so I quit,six months ago.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   So what does a fifty year old alcoholic do next?
   Money is not much of a problem,my wife has a good job,the house is paid for and I got a stash of cash.
   But I'm getting board.I would like to start a business of some sort but the only thing I know what to do is fix cars and trucks and I'm so done with that I don't even want to change oil on my own car at this point.
   So I guess I'm gona get sober this week and figure out some things.
   
3. 2016-08-14 at 9:29 PM UTC in How did/do you look for a job?, motivation, effort, reward.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I think Lanny should make a spot for everyone to piss and moan about work,work related bullshit and employment.
   I myself have been unemployed since the end of March.First time in my life since the age of 14 without a job and I don't have clue what to do next.
   I could get a job but I really don't want one.
4. 2016-08-02 at 12:24 AM UTC in Anybody else here miss sploo?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I thought this was Sploo.
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hcG-DnpGMk
5. 2016-07-17 at 10:15 PM UTC in I want to move back to USA or canada
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   now isn't the best time to be considering immigrating to the US considering this place is a 55 gallon drum of 30-year old nitroglycerin sitting on a rotten wood shelf in the middle of a methane gas storage facility with a major gas leak and an entire work force of chain smokers. anyone that thought yugoslavia-92 was bad…ain't seen nuthin yet.

   
   
   
6. 2016-07-13 at 9:47 PM UTC in You guys are great.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   I'm the most boring son of a bitch you've ever seen. I dress in blue, yes navy blue. From head to toe I'm rather drab except my patent shoes. I make 'em shine, well most the time. 'Cept today my feet are troddin' on by this friend of mine. Six foot two and rude as hell. I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell.
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   Your name is MUD?
7. 2016-07-09 at 10:59 PM UTC in How much higher does shatter/dabs get you than plain weed?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Ya ok I went off the deep end on that but my point is that the more people that fuck up and are found out to be vape n shatter and shit its just going to screw shit up for me.
   I like to smoke a little weed now and then that's all.I vape at bedtime and its all good.
   Case in point about a month ago some shit head left a medical marijuana store or whatever and smoked a fuckton of weed and killed a cop,by accident.
   Now the anti weed people are all upset and it just so happens that my state "Massachusetts" is voting to legalize recreational use in the fall.
   The more shit like that happens the less chance I have of smoking in peace.
   
8. 2016-07-09 at 12:50 AM UTC in Hey Niggas in Space, it's §m£ÂgØL, AMA!
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   O boy Spec if you can fuckup my shit you cando anything.
9. 2016-07-09 at 12:46 AM UTC in What's "your drink"?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I think I need a new liver.
   Who's gona step up and give me a hand??
10. 2016-07-09 at 12:44 AM UTC in What's "your drink"?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    My piss smells bad Am I gona Die??
11. 2016-07-09 at 12:42 AM UTC in What's "your drink"?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Vodka and raspberry ice drink mix.
    It does a body good.
12. 2016-07-09 at 12:39 AM UTC in Anyone try smoking T-PAIN?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Lately I've been about crushing up like 11-12 50mg wellbutrins and mixing them in an oil-based paste with about 20 abilifies and 5 tylenols, and you let them dissolve for a bit and then they begin to synthesize into this metabolite-rich powdery deal, and then you add in 2 pieces of white bread (the heels) and you let those dissolve in the mixture, and you then you cook it all at 350 degrees for exactly 8 minutes and 25 seconds and take it out immediately putting in the freezer for the same 8 minutes and 25 seconds. Take it out and let it sit at room temp for a few minutes and add one more piece of white bread and 6 more liquified tylenols and just this dash of spice on time for garnish, and then you just like, you just like eat it with a spoon or your hand but you need to eat it all fairly quickly because the chemical properties disappear pretty quickly otherwise unless you get it inside your body where they flourish, so try to eat the mixture within 5 minutes I'd say had the best results for me personally.

    
    LOL Will you be my friend:)???:)
13. 2016-07-08 at 2:39 AM UTC in How much higher does shatter/dabs get you than plain weed?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    All of it.
    Then eat your girlfriends face off so they can use it as hype to reform recreational cannabis reform laws.
    This is why we can't have nice things.
    Shit heads fucking up spoiling it for the rest of us,shit why not stick some spice in there as well.
    If you have to ask "How much should I put in" You sir are a dumb cunt,If you can't figure that out on your own then you should not be doing any drugs at all.
    Dummy:)
14. 2016-07-03 at 11:27 PM UTC in tripping balls on some lysergamides yesterday and some weird shit happened
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Psychedelics allow you to communicate with spirits and God. I've taken mescaline and there are millions of spirits, inside plants and stuff.
    
    Staying awake on meth, benadryl and bundy let you see demons and evil.

    
    Ya cocaine for about 3days will do it to.
    No sleep till Brooklyn.:(
15. 2016-07-03 at 11 PM UTC in How many friends do you have?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Friends are over rated, I have one guy who I consider a good friend but his wife is a total cunt,so that puts some strain on our "friendship"
    If anyone is my friend I would say that it is my wife she has never fucked me over has always been there for me and is honest with me.
    In a lot of ways I'm very fortunate and I don't forget that.
16. 2016-07-03 at 10:52 PM UTC in tripping balls on some lysergamides yesterday and some weird shit happened
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I want to trip but nobody has any shrooms,I'm gona grow my own and trip for a week.
17. 2016-07-03 at 10:48 PM UTC in What are all of you amerifags doing for the 4th of July weekend?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Drinking Swedish Vodka and smoking some of the best dam weed I have found in awhile.
    Although that's not much different from last weekend.
18. 2016-07-02 at 10:16 PM UTC in What kind of vehicle do you have?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    2010 Nissan Frontier
    https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7089/27967923071_5cc3075cdb_h.jpg
19. 2016-06-25 at 4:40 AM UTC in Turning 30's gonna suck...
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    LOOOOOOOOOOOL just remember Bill Krozbyzz jesus loves you
20. 2016-06-25 at 1:27 AM UTC in Turning 30's gonna suck...
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Life gets better when you get older.
    Suck it up you pansy idiots you don't scare me.