AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
OH and Bill Krozby my balls did drop, on your moms chin so there or their or whatever.
And if I'm a functioning retard what the hell are you?
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
jedis are Semites BTW.
Religion and race are different,but a jedi will never admit it because they DO NOT recruit.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Gramer HA in a place like this you have toooo be shitting me lol.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
How can you be an Italian jedi?
Thats like me sayen I'm a retarded nobel prize winner or a jedi christian.
jedis are jedis they don't integrate,they are there own nation.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
LOL time to update this thread.
Ive been working part time at a local shop,a day here half day there what ever they need.
Money is good and tax free just like I like it.
So the guy who owns the place has to take some time off because his wife pushed a kid through her playdough fun factory.
After THREE 6 day work weeks with a no show owner things are getting tense.
I've just about hit my limit with bullshit when this handsome and well tanned individual asshole comes at me yellen that I fucked up his car.
At first I was all MR customer service and shit then he calls me an asshole and a moron,because he had been in three times already.
This was the first time I ever worked on this guys car so I"m like WTF? why are you giving me shit?
I repaired a blown heater hose now a week later your radiator goes out how the fuck is this my fault?
Now I'm mad, I envision picking this little mid eastern fuck up by his neck and smashing his face on the side of the building.But I didn't,
I walked away and listened to the the service manager explain that we already told him his radiator was starting to go, twice,on two separate visits .
Cheap fuck didn't want to spend the money.
As it it turns out this guy has or I should say likes to believe he has MONEY and POWER he owns a local pizza place a convenience store and a booze shop and a car wash OOOHBOY he's the man!!!
You would think that someone of his stature could do better than a 2006 Jaguar xj bullshit .
LOL
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
His routine is like this.
5am wakes up kills two bears with his bare hands.
5:10am smokes some hash that would melt the face off any normal human.
5:30 nothing scares him so then he hacks the C.I.A. for an update on his weather forecast at his present location.
6 o'clock time to make the donuts,yes yes SPEC owns and operates a dun kin do-nut shop just outside of Boston MA.
He can sleep late and show up when he wants because all his employees are actually robots from Boston dynamics labs AI division.
Then he has a cup of coffee from the Mobile station down the street.
2016-09-18 at 11:14 PM UTC
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Im dying
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
We all die a little bit everyday.
Entropy is a bitch.
2016-09-14 at 2:12 AM UTC
in
Badselfeater.com
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I can send you the files for the front and back sides of the bill.
Just give me a burner E-mail to send it to.
2016-09-14 at 2:05 AM UTC
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Badselfeater.com
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
some pics [ATTACH=CONFIG]temp_51_1473818371509_133[/ATTACH] something
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Alcohol sucks,I don't know why its so addictive for me.
I did amps for years and coke,I quit cigs no problem.
Fuck I wish I could be sober for more than 12 hours without going nuts.
2016-08-16 at 2:43 AM UTC
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lsd is the shit...
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I just wana eat some shrooms,cant find them.
Gotta grow my own I guess.:p
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
So today I decided to get my A+ cert its not that hard,Looked at the sample questions and I was like WTF man I know this shit.
For some reason I thought I would have to take night school for two years to get it.
I'm going to get some study guides and just take the test then do the MCDST & MCSA cert what ever and start fixing shit.
I have been working with computers since the mid to late 80's.Mostly in the automotive field.
I learned about networking when the 1989 Lincoln Continental hit the street, I spent a week being trained on networks, this car had 10 computers on board and three networks.
Its all the same shit. PC. cars whatever its all the same shit.
You just have to know what kind of shit you are dealing with and go from there.
Last week I built a steam machine and put kodi media on it, fun shit, now I just might do a dual boot with KALI just for fun.
I don't know shit about pentesting and hacking but it might be fun just to poke around and look.
2016-08-14 at 9:49 PM UTC
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Stupid fucking bitches
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Go ahead and meet the gritters whats the worst thing that can happen,They might actually like you and give the little retard more money so she can play with you.
