Posts by AngryOnion

1. 2016-06-24 at 11:59 PM UTC in Current life goals.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   My life goals,For the most part I have achieved most of them.
   I live in a home that I own,have no dept except for property taxes and shit.
   My wife is hot for a 48 year old,no fucking kids."EVER"
   Money in the bank, not a whole lot in the market but whatever.I Quit my job 3 months ago and life is so much better, I do what I want when I want.
   I still do some odd jobs on the side for weed and booze,cash is good too.
   The next step is starting a small business that me and my wife can run and make enough money to pay the bills.
   That's my life's next goal.
2. 2016-06-24 at 11:44 PM UTC in Can you afford the drugs you do?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Ya if you can't afford drugs you really are a loser.
   Shits cheap as shit.
   My dad once told me that only rich people do cocaine and I was like O"Rely when was the last time you bought an 8ball. Idiot
3. 2016-06-24 at 11:38 PM UTC in Whats wrong with my motorcycle
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Model number? what engine?
   I could help but without any per tenant info I cant.
4. 2016-06-22 at 6:10 PM UTC in Taking psychedelics
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I sense a Pooped on my cat thing coming.
   Did you use you cat for TP or was Malice involved some how?
5. 2016-06-15 at 2:04 AM UTC in NAWWW NAWWW NAW NAUGAHYDE
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   
   
   I thought I had it but no.DMT is required.
6. 2016-06-07 at 11:15 PM UTC in Funny shit you keep replaying in your head?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Whenever I need something to cheer me up i think about the time I watched my old boss drive a vespa right into a wall.
   Then he said it was my fault because i just cleaned the carburetor out.
7. 2016-05-22 at 9:29 PM UTC in How do you fancy my new distro?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Are you fucking dense lanny? Are you fucking stupid? Do you think this entire website is a joke? Its not a fucking joke. You think you can gallivant around being peter pan for the lost bois but if you dont fucking pay attention to Neverland it stops existing. Read the fucking thread before replying you limp dicked ignoranus. If you direct your attention to post number three and you READ THE FUCKING POST you will see I asked what distro. Bring your eyes one post lower and you will find that OP answered the question in a timely and efficient manner. You fucking dingus cant even recognize mint from ubuntu and you are a professional programming professional? Professional my ass! And what is this fucking vim bullshit?! You think because you use a certian editor it makes you superior huh? You think it makes you better? There is literally NOTHING wrong with notepad++. Only poseurs and amateurs stick to this fucking loyalist bullshit. Are you an amateur? Are you a poseur? You do your work any way you can, end of story. If this were real life I would have fucked you up half past 12. You are damn lucky that you can hide behind your keyboard and cloudfare because one of these days you will expose yourself. And ill fucking be there you fuck. Ill fucking be there.

   
   Dude calm down.
8. 2016-05-21 at 9:29 PM UTC in Wtf is wrong with you people
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Cool story.
9. 2016-05-21 at 9:24 PM UTC in Why do democrats
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Because they want to obscure the fact that the Earth is flat.
10. 2016-05-21 at 9:21 PM UTC in Takin' a shit while looking at women.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I thought Arms is dead who the hell is this^^^ guy?
11. 2016-05-17 at 2:32 AM UTC in Drug Test ?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Hey I have a question about drug tests.If I vape weed instead of smoking it will I have less of a chance of testing positive for weed.
    ???
12. 2016-04-30 at 4:46 AM UTC in The word on the street is...
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    your a ngga
13. 2016-04-30 at 4:33 AM UTC in SPLOO LOSES HIS SHIT LIVESTREAMED
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Shit I actually dreamed about this the other night.
    I wasn't sure if it was real untill I logged on today and saw sploo in all his glory.
    Thats the thing about blackouts I guess you never know whats going to happen next.
    Sploo do more!!!
14. 2016-04-24 at 12:54 AM UTC in NIGGAS how've you been!?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Wait what? Bill Krozby is Sharpie?
15. 2016-04-24 at 12:52 AM UTC in NIGGAS how've you been!?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    This place is still the dick hole of the internet
16. 2016-04-21 at 7:45 PM UTC in I need new websites to troll
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Godlike productions.
    Lots of interesting threads over there with mega trolls.
    I think Actor has a account you to can troll each other.
17. 2016-04-16 at 11:53 PM UTC in top buzzwords of the last 4 years
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    At the end of the day!:):)
    FUCK YOU!!
    I hate that one.
18. 2016-04-03 at 12:22 AM UTC in Has anyone here ever dealt with alcoholism?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Booze is the worst shit ever,withdrawal sucks to the point of retardation,the night sweats,shakes,paranoia,stress,cant sleep,Fuck I hate this shit but I keep On drinking.
    I have been addicted to coke,amps,cigs, in my experience nothing is harder to quit than alcohol.
    And the funny thing is that it is LEGAL,can't buy a dime bag but I can buy enough booze to kill me in one stop.
    Gutalove the US FUCKING A. The fucking jedis did this I cant wait until the whole middle east is a parking lot
    Back on topic op, quit while you can take from a 49 year old man who's piss smell like shit because his liver is cooked.
    
    
19. 2016-03-28 at 2:23 AM UTC in jedis, chistians-- when they go to heaven
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    suck my dick nigger faggot
    fuck this thread assholle bla bla bla shit fuck shit t
    I just shit my pants
    This is a tesdt

    
    WOW !!
    Sorry guys I was out of my mind.
    Do you people realize I have a wife that puts up with my shit.:o
20. 2016-03-27 at 7:03 AM UTC in jedis, chistians-- when they go to heaven
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    suck my dick nigger faggot
    fuck this thread assholle bla bla bla shit fuck shit t
    I just shit my pants
    This is a tesdt