2016-06-15 at 1:02 AM UTC
They found him dead, with panties, on his head
a nylon energy triangle that didn't work
the apex over the soft spot with two big holes where his ears should have been
the cpr ambulance driver was queer
he took his pleasure freely
alternating between the two new tracks left by the lieutenant's 45
pink young interns spread wide
puzzled by the presence of live sperm in the lieutenants brain
one licked her lips in anticipation
and later vomited on the nurse who found blood on the ambulance driver's pants
she was silenced with so many cassette recordings of long distance abuse
the lieutenants mother was a live vegetable
brushed her teeth, then her eyes
next the hair and body
area 51, mr Casanova killed by a drill press
for the seventh time she insisted on an open casket funeral
IT WOULD BE SO ADMIRABLE YEAHHHH
but
a telegram soaked in vicks and piss from europa
put a stop to his para-military fantasies
NAUUU NAUU NA NAUGAHYDE
NAUUU NAUU NA NAUGAHYDE
NAUUU NAUU NA NAUGAHYDE
NAUUU NAUU NA NAUGAHYDE
NAUUU NAUU NA NAUGAHYDE
BEAT ME, BEAT YOU
NAUUU NAUU NA NAUGAHYDE
I GOTTA KNOW IF ITS SOFT INSIDE
NAUUU NAUU NA NAUGAHYDE
SWALLOW EVERYBODY'S PRIDE
NAUUU NAUU NA NAUGAHYDE
LET ALL MY PEOPLE GO!!!!
NAUUU NAUU NA NAUGAHYDE
BEAT ME, BEAT YOU
NAUUU NAUU NA NAUGAHYDE
I GOTTA KNOW IF ITS SOFT INSIDE
NAUUU NAUU NA NAUGAHYDE
SWALLOW EVERYBODY'S PRIDE
NAUUU NAUU NA NAUGAHYDE
LET ALL MY PEOPLE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2016-06-15 at 2:04 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I thought I had it but no.DMT is required.
