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2016-07-04 at 9:22 AM UTC in I have notifications set for certain chicks on instagram.Gotta agree, if you're gonna be an attention whore at least let me have something to jerk off to.
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2016-07-03 at 8:11 PM UTC in How many friends do you have?I have at best 1 real life friend and I've not seen him in a long while nor could I talk to him about real shit.
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2016-07-02 at 4:09 PM UTC in Would you kill a vegetable-level human if you wouldn't get in trouble for it?If he's so fucked up living in a immovable body would probably be better torture for him.
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2016-07-02 at 4:04 PM UTC in If I was rich, I'd park in handicap spots all the time.
Money gives you the freedom to break the law. I understand capitalism now. Stealing an old lady's purse is "wrong" but a bank using jedi usery tricks freezing some old lady's account and taking all her 50 years of savings out from under her.. We call that a good quarter in this society.
Yeah the kikes can do no wrong in the eyes of the law, if they did it's because the judge is an antisemite, best play in the book. -
2016-07-01 at 11:45 AM UTC in If I was rich, I'd park in handicap spots all the time.The only ones that majorly bitch about it are the obese cunts that think they deserve anything just for being a whale, park as you like.
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2016-07-01 at 11:42 AM UTC in What kind of vehicle do you have?No car, can't drive, no bike, can't ride but I don't leave the house so I don't need to.
Fuck all of you having your lives sorted out. -
2016-06-29 at 12:16 PM UTC in Guys with foot fetishes need to killedI'm not attracted to feet but I wouldn't mind getting a footjob
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2016-06-29 at 4:53 AM UTC in ATTN: LANNY / Applying for CHIEF ENGINEERChief Enginigga or nothing
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2016-06-27 at 8:44 PM UTC in Asked a girl out and she said yes. Not as good as it sounds.
I would say I'm attractive in a that feeling you get about kinda wanting to jump off of high places sort of way, that sort of attraction
Your self awareness is pretty astounding to be honest.
We've been here for years, we're a fucked up family but you are for sure extra fucked just calm down for a second. -
2016-06-27 at 5:16 PM UTC in Is there any reason they sell cassettes again?Hipsters mainly, there's honestly no reason for anything but digital distribution now.
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2016-06-27 at 5:14 PM UTC in This looks like a good movieI'm not even gonna click this shit, get a few more personality traits other than priest.
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2016-06-27 at 11:57 AM UTC in Remember that time unwyred had a lap dance during his bachelor party?
I only remember that iced coffee mother beater guy, DMT was his name I think?
http://gawker.com/5799645/son-attacks-mom-for-drinking-his-starbucks (sorry for gawker but it's the only original article I could find)
Some of the members of this inbred family of forums really did stupid fucking shit and only a quarter of it was because of the cookbook. -
2016-06-26 at 7:50 AM UTC in Remember that time unwyred had a lap dance during his bachelor party?
No, but I haven't been around long enough to know all the edgy stories you guys remember, but that certainly sounds like the unwyred I know.
Man I remember that video, the way he lights up after each bit especially.
snop
Anyone got the one where he gets tased?
I remember reading about the stripper but I never saw the thread I don't think. -
2016-06-25 at 3:21 PM UTC in Enter Swipes Left
I just happened to be on her profile earlier today.
Daddy issues galore
snipLol, most the stuff enter has bitched about doesn't bother me, memes and fatties are nonstarters but I mean the mentally and physically deficient need to get their fuck on too. But the real men/little boys line just makes me want to physically hurt a bitch. Like what has to happen to a person that they think they need to be an insulting whore in the opening lines of a bio on a website? Like what does that even mean? What the fuck is a "little boy" in the context of a dating site? Maybe it's a sex thing, I don't know, all I know is it sounds like the cuntiest thing I've ever heard.
Clearly they're anti nuke, they don't want the fat man nor the little boy. -
2016-06-24 at 12:50 PM UTC in Enter Swipes Left
I got 6 matches, 1 fatty and 1 asian, the rest hot. Trying my luck…
Try asian -
2016-06-24 at 11:28 AM UTC in I once saw a girl on the train wearing a Zelda shirt.
I never played that game
Same, don't really get why people wank over it. -
2016-06-23 at 10:49 PM UTC in How to harass my old boss?
unfortunately the company is owned and operated by real jedis. new jedisery jedis.
"A kike scorned is twice as nosey" or something like that, complain to them about it, higher ups don't like knowing those lower in the food chain even have an opinion of them never mind a negative one. -
2016-06-23 at 6:14 PM UTC in My orgasms have been shit lately.I've been having better and better ones recently, try a slightly or largely different method of jerking off (left or right, tight or lose grip, where you put it etc) and for you I'd suggest you try some visual novels, the slow build up to eventually fucking the girl would be just your sorta thing I think.
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2016-06-23 at 6:11 PM UTC in How to harass my old boss?
okay I'm doing that.
He'll probably lose a bit of business and will have to pay a bit to get it off, don't get seen by a camera though cause paint is hard to get off of yourself and they'll catch you. -
2016-06-23 at 5:23 PM UTC in How to harass my old boss?Graffiti the place then
