Posts by Number13

2015-07-04 at 1:13 PM UTC in Just saw a wolf man.

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Whatever you say geralt

Man I wish I was swimming in as much puss as that grey haired fuck does.
Seriously though op is gonna die if he hasn't already, fuckin' Navajo magic.

2015-07-04 at 6:05 AM UTC in Add emoticons

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

I'd like to see this though it might lure snoops back.
Umadastada would be a good one to have back too.

2015-07-04 at 6:01 AM UTC in Just saw a wolf man.

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

It's probably a skinwalker but the word is that they can't enter your home unless you invite them in, could be a wendigo too in which case you're fucked.

2015-07-02 at 9:27 PM UTC in Seals in the Navy

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

[FONT=verdana]Hwat the hell did you just freaking say about me, you little bobby? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the sales of propane and propane acessories, and I've been involved in numerous secret propane raids on Thatherton Fuels, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in grilla warfare and I'm the top salesman in the entire Strickland Propane company. I will wipe you the hell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in arlen, mark my god danged words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the phone? Think again, boy. As we speak I am contacting my group of redneck friends across the street and your number is being traced right now so you better prepare for hell, hippie. The hell that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your charcoal grill. You're freaking dead, boy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sell to you in over 700 different ways. and thats just with my grill catalog. Not only am I extensively trained in the sales of propane and propane acessories, but I have access to the entire propane and grill stock of Strickland Propane and I will use it to its full extent to sell you a grill thats off the face of the great USA, you little democrat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" charcoal grill was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your freaking money. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you god danged idiot. I will spill propane all over you and you will drown in it. You're freaking buying, customer.[/FONT]

2015-07-01 at 8:18 PM UTC in getting girls to do adult modeling via craigslist

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

You'll probably be able to rub some obese tumblrite puss and then get put in prison for 18 years because they know how to make a fuss about shit and/or carrying a mattress.

2015-07-01 at 3:34 PM UTC in I probably made a 14 year old girl sob and I feel bad

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

I'm not down to suck cocks

Well at least you're not that degenerate, you're not the worst you could be yet.

2015-06-30 at 8:28 PM UTC in I probably made a 14 year old girl sob and I feel bad

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Dammit splodge, can you finally rape someone or commit arson or something so they put you away? Free bed and food, drugs if you're down to suck cocks, no 14 year olds in sight, a library to put your autismo powers in to, legit child molesters that you can beat up, It's the perfect place for you.

2015-06-29 at 6:33 AM UTC in What do you fantasize about when you masturbate?

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Women I'd like to fuck.

This, even better when you find some porn that you can project them on to.

2015-06-28 at 10:04 PM UTC in Update on my dick piercing

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

I wouldn't ever want something like that done even if I liked piercings, seems too fucked up but I guess y'all get the snip too so maybe you got used to it.

2015-06-28 at 12:27 AM UTC in is homosexuality a sin?

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

I dunno about a sin but they are inferior, their sexuality is removing them from the gene pool and therefore ensuring that their genes don't get passed on and that's a fact.

2015-06-27 at 9:56 PM UTC in Whats with all the fireworks tonight

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

I think I heard some fireworks here in England so either we have some tards over here or it's something different.

2015-06-27 at 11:32 AM UTC in Where do you stand on the Palestinian Israeli confict?

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

I've just read an article on the pope signing an agreement with a Palestinian diplomat about Christians visiting the birthplace of their religion and their saviour on Aljazeera and the comments are flooded with JIDF and it's pretty hilarious to see, one guy didn't even change his name/account.

So where do you stand? jedis bad? Palestine bad? Arabs in general bad?

2015-06-27 at 9:18 AM UTC in Do you think Sploo's parents considered abortion?

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

I think Sploo was actually some sorta government experiment who was granted internet access to learn but he found zoklet instead and his development stalled, the reason the sites have been going down are to put him back on the path to global annihilation.

2015-06-27 at 9:04 AM UTC in I guess I have gone into the Confederate flag tee-shirt business

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Because I hate faggots.

You can hate them all you want but this way they pay you to do it.

2015-06-27 at 8:07 AM UTC in Moving to different forum software

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

A constant hot topics panel wouldn't be bad either but that's not necessary.

2015-06-27 at 7:04 AM UTC in What's for Dinner?

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

I'd suggest you try it. I couldn't cook until I started doing it. I mean I'm sure not everyone enjoys it, that's OK, but I think even if you don't see the appeal in it initially it's worth trying out because I didn't either and now I get a blast out of it (which is in addition to the health benefits of eating less prepared food). I'd suggest trying to cook one of your favorite dishes at restaurants or that you had when living with your parents or something. It surprises a lot of people (it did with me) that even novices can cook pretty "advanced" dishes. Now and then there are things where you have to resort to a diminished quality without specialty cookware but even then you can make very fancy dishes with really basic cooking stuff if you invest a little more time (as an example, I moved recently and last week I wanted to make a dish that included lime zest but I didn't own a grater/zester so I googled how to zest a lime with a knife. It takes a more time to do but if you're trying something out it's definitely worth it to try it the most minimal way to see if you're pleased with the results before optimizing with special equipment). I guess my point is to give it a try, if you don't like it at all then all you've lost is a half hour to a couple of hours of time which are pretty insignificant next to the fun that cooking can be in and of itself as well as the benefits it brings (good food, generally a healthier diet, bitches think that shit is romantic as shit).

I've tried cooking before but I don't have the memory for ingredient amounts and temperature/timing stuff and I eventually got too frustrated with it, when I'm cooking with someone instructing and it all goes well that feels good.
Plus the meals I like aren't too difficult(boil pasta, put sauce and cheese on, bake for however long etc)

P.S. Number13, mah nigga! Good to see you blood! You're one of my fav posters. Were you reg'd under a different handle on rdfrn or did you just make an appearance? Good to have ya around.

You were the one who convinced me to make an account on zoklet instead of just lurking, thanks for that.
I had an account on rdfrn but I wasn't around much at all because the place didn't seem as active, I didn't even know it had gone nuclear until a while after and I didn't know why it happened though I've since been enlightened.

2015-06-27 at 6:50 AM UTC in I guess I have gone into the Confederate flag tee-shirt business

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Now why not try faggot rainbow shirts instead? they'll probably sell pretty well for a few weeks

2015-06-27 at 6:37 AM UTC in Do you think Sploo's parents considered abortion?

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Yesterday I watched sploo for 15 minutes and all he did was brush his hair and smoke pot, he's a ghetto princess.

2015-06-26 at 9:45 PM UTC in What's for Dinner?

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

I can't cook, probably going to have a frozen pizza or something.
Malice are you someone who works in the food industry or something? or is this your usual obsessiveness?

2015-06-26 at 7 AM UTC in I guess I have gone into the Confederate flag tee-shirt business

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Your avatar kind of reminds me of Suiseiseki, but it's not her.

It's Taiga from Toradora

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