Posts by Number13

1. 2015-09-26 at 5:36 PM UTC in I have very nasty problem...(involves my butthole)
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Sounds like cum's leaking out from all the cock you've had shoved up there.
2. 2015-09-26 at 5:18 AM UTC in What Games Are You Currently Playing
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   I'm quite a few years behind 'cause I don't have any money but I've just completed GRAW2 and I'm going through GRFS which was a massive improvement gameplay wise, I've also got a hd boxset of Devil May Cry but the dodge mechanic pissed me off enough that I haven't played it much.
   If I had a slightly better computer I'd be playing Kancolle too and maybe World of Warships, I fuck ships.
3. 2015-09-26 at 5:05 AM UTC in Have any of you accomplished anything of significance?
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Well fuck, best I've done is jerk off for 2 hours.
4. 2015-09-17 at 4:28 PM UTC in Every morning there's a jizz filled condom hangin from my girlfriend's four post bed
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   But what if it was your clone?
5. 2015-09-16 at 5:57 PM UTC in Rights vs Privileges
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   that is exactly what rights are
   
   like the right to defend oneself…pick up a rock, grab a stick, craft a lower receiver with machine shop tools, its all the same, we were born with the right and ability to fashion implements from the very earth itself to defend ourselves and our families and our territories
   
   and the right to make a life for yourself and your family, i.e. pursuing happiness
   
   and the right to speak freely, since everyone has a mouth, larynx and voicebox, we have that right naturally
   
   there are more, but I am nodding hard and can't finish this, just gonna hit 'reply' now.
   
   short of cutting off everyones hands and sewing their mouths shut, you cannot take away these 'inalienable' rights.

   You're confusing rights and basic ability.
   There's no such thing as a right because that would be given and no one can give that, it's something you have or you don't which also falsifies the "inalienable" part as well as the fact that someone can easily trample on any of those, literally in the case of the voicebox.
   You don't deserve anything because you were born, you earn things or are given them but you don't deserve a god damn thing, you and everyone else are worthless until they do something worthy.
   There's also the fact that in this world you're always under someone elses heel.
6. 2015-09-15 at 2:19 PM UTC in Rights vs Privileges
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   tl/dr Rights don't exist, you don't deserve shit just for being born.
7. 2015-09-15 at 2:18 PM UTC in I just ate an entire block of cheese
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   You fat piece of shit, you could of had that on some fries or with some bacon or something, you are the most disgusting person I have ever seen.
8. 2015-09-13 at 12:06 PM UTC in Should I buy a legit version of Dark Souls while it's on sale?
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   It's worth the buy, people still play online on one but not two as far as I know(cause two is shit and even worse than shit for online)
   There'll also be a few new people picking it up so you'll be able to shit in them too.
9. 2015-09-13 at 12:03 PM UTC in Donald Trump doesn’t need Latino voters to win
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   I wanna see the dude in office, he gives zero fucks.
10. 2015-09-12 at 8:40 AM UTC in I cut my thumb the other day :(
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Fucking ouch, what was you doing that let you get cut up so bad?
11. 2015-09-11 at 7:21 AM UTC in I have never seen 'the wire'
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    I'll agree with you on The Walking Dead but GoT has been consistently good in my opinion.

    The thing is that it seems it takes like 2 seasons for anything to go anywhere and it focuses on all the boring as shit characters too, I tried to stick with it because everyone said it was good but it just wasn't, I don't know if the books are better but jesus that show must've been done by some autistic add suffering piece of human bile, I wasted my time trying to watch a good show and the only thing I can see why it would get any attention at all is because of the tits.
    I'm a midget, the only characterization I'll ever get is that I hate my father.
    I'm an incest baby and I'm entitled and angry
    I'm a bitch made dude with father problems that left to go jerk off on a wall
    I'm a girl that likes swords but it'll take 4 seasons(apparently) to go anywhere.
    My father died woe is me.
    The entire plot of the show relies on an ex machina where the king gets killed, none of it would've happened if that didn't.
12. 2015-09-10 at 12:57 AM UTC in I have never seen 'the wire'
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I watched the first season and it was boring as all hell to me but then again most of the ones that are raved about are boring and then the cunt tells you "Oh it picks up after the first season" like why the fuck did you continue watching it if the first season sucked? The Wire, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones and the fucking Walking Dead, every one "Oh it picks u-" Fuck you.
13. 2015-08-20 at 4:19 AM UTC in Zoklet theme!
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Yeah newschool'd be nice but this place doesn't look bad as is.
14. 2015-08-12 at 1:40 PM UTC in I think I'm going to get vanned tomorrow.
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Jesus christ, do you get off on being a cunt? Wouldn't it be better to make it so she wants you to be mean to her? Make her the sorta girl to lick the sweat from your taint.
15. 2015-07-15 at 1:24 PM UTC in Where did everybody go?
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I don't know what you're talking about, everything seems pretty active to me especially considering we have like 30 members.
16. 2015-07-12 at 5:55 PM UTC in Who's more autistic. Malice or myself?
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    You have the "What the fuck is wrong with you" type of autism while Malice has the "Kills you and gets away with it" type, you're pretty funny with it but it's almost scary how much effort malice puts in to everything.
17. 2015-07-08 at 7:10 PM UTC in “The uniformed member then walked away without responding.”
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    No no no she was probably blowing him through a gloryhole in the bathroom and wants to get him fired 'cause he didn't slip a buck through to pay her.
18. 2015-07-08 at 7:09 PM UTC in “The uniformed member then walked away without responding.”
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Do ya reckon he jerked off some darkie to get that?
19. 2015-07-08 at 7:08 PM UTC in Fucking kill yourself, New Zealand.
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Fat shaming and slut shaming is apparently a bad thing now, you can go to prison for trolling online, people can call swat on you as easy as they'd like.
    Fucking good looking world we live in.
20. 2015-07-08 at 11:51 AM UTC in milkshake with them crushed up oreos
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    How's it taste?

    Probably like shit, oreos are the blandest shit taste things ever, I can see why people like them let alone rave about them.