2016-05-31 at 3:04 PM UTC
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Question for the Eurofags
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African Astronaut
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I wish I had that right even before this shit started happening, it fucking sucks cause when the shit hits the fan we'll have too many of the cunts to fight and cause of our cuck governments getting rid of guns we won't even be able to have a sand(nigger)y beach to arrive in hell at.
Race war when?
2016-05-18 at 9:03 AM UTC
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Dark Souls mahh gerrrd
Number13
African Astronaut
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Dark souls 3 looks like it's the best combat the series has had but everything else is bottom of the bucket shit but at least it aint 2.
You played the first any? I've been recently trying to get in to no death runs and besides the dlc (not enough practice) and Gwyn ('cause I'm shit at parrying) I think I could do it, if you can get a black knight weapon to drop then you're pretty much won already, climb the ladder and do a drop attack with the standard greatsword with below min stats and you can one shot the Taurus demon, feels fucking good.
Still sucks that I'll never get those first experiences back.
Number13
African Astronaut
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I've been particularly horn recently, sucks when you're way too excited.
Number13
African Astronaut
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We're all just someone's alt anyway, arguing with ourselves.
2015-12-25 at 7:18 PM UTC
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Merry Christmas!
Number13
African Astronaut
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Merry christmas, hope all y'all dinners were good and tasty.
Number13
African Astronaut
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So like 20 minutes back I get a call from some bitch trying to sell me some fucking phone subscription or some shit, now this would piss me off a lot anyway but she just had to call while I was having one of my jerkoff sessions so obviously I was very very pissed off so I took it out on her the only way I could by not stopping like I usually would, she must've heard something in my voice because she got done with the call as quick as she could and before I could even finish my angerbate. Fucking bitch.
Cold caller hate and story thread
Number13
African Astronaut
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I'm replaying Dark Souls currently, let me tell you I thought 2 was a piece of shit while playing it but going back to 1 has doubled that, almost makes me lose all hope for 3 considering how short Bloodborne was.
Ground Zeroes as well because I haven't got TPP yet and I might as well have everything I can going in.
Number13
African Astronaut
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Probably yeah, Jesus would beat off to Mary being the town bicycle, his father must be some pussy whipped piece of shit though to believe that his wife gave birth as a virgin, she must've seen all types of disgusting middle east pipe.
2015-11-16 at 1:52 PM UTC
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Wish me luck!
Number13
African Astronaut
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lol What exactly happened?
Number13
African Astronaut
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Nope, no way, especially not mcds, kfc or bk, shit food, shit service, shit places, I've got a burger place near me that's fucking never done me wrong so I'd say they should have a little more.
Number13
African Astronaut
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Before I get your hopes up this isn't really a story of an op.
Like most people(or at least I imagine so) after reading my first Nightops thread way I decided to try it myself, dead of night I set up and left my house, wandered around the village that I live in for a good hour or so making sure each step was as silent as I could make it and that I was always keeping to the darker areas(thinking back I realise that a lot of my backdrops were brighter urban stuff so dressed in dark clothes I probably silhouetted myself badly) and like you here I was marvelling at my own night vision though I didn't have any sort of chemical enhancement just naturally good vision, it was cold but because it was a new exciting experience I was warmer than usual and it was just an incredibly fun experience, one that I think anyone should do however in the end after getting home and slipping exhausted in to bed I realised it probably wasn't for me because I'd eventually get caught and subsequently fucked by the law.
Good experience overall though.
2015-10-31 at 11:54 AM UTC
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Silicone Enhanced Women
Number13
African Astronaut
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I'd spunk all over those tots but the girls are not particularly attractive to me and I aint got the highest standards either, tits have gotta have a bit of natural movement to 'em.
Number13
African Astronaut
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If you're in America an AR would be your best bet, you can go full fucking mall ninja on 'em, parts for days though that doesn't look like it's going to last with all the gun control bull that's going on.
Or you can carry something bigger if you're not a little bitch, something like an M1-A or a .308 AR but buying ammunition will put you in debt.
Seriously though just get an SKS, it's relatively cheap but it'll last and actually get you in to shooting, a spam can isn't cheap but it'll last a new shooter a while and the SKS can run with them, the main plus is you can go unnoticed because it isn't black.
2015-10-23 at 6:13 PM UTC
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Fallout 3 Pip-Boy
Number13
African Astronaut
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Are you gonna put it in one of those molds of the F3 pipboy clock? or maybe you bought the one with Fallout 4.
I wondered for a while why they didn't just start selling actual ones 'cause that'd make them doubly rich but then I remember how shit their bug checking and programming is, it'd be a walking time bomb.
Number13
African Astronaut
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Sounds like cum's leaking out from all the cock you've had shoved up there.
Number13
African Astronaut
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I'm quite a few years behind 'cause I don't have any money but I've just completed GRAW2 and I'm going through GRFS which was a massive improvement gameplay wise, I've also got a hd boxset of Devil May Cry but the dodge mechanic pissed me off enough that I haven't played it much.
If I had a slightly better computer I'd be playing Kancolle too and maybe World of Warships, I fuck ships.
Number13
African Astronaut
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Well fuck, best I've done is jerk off for 2 hours.
Number13
African Astronaut
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But what if it was your clone?
