Posts by Number13

1. 2016-09-25 at 1:16 AM UTC in Jacking off during a haircut
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   I had the same sign in problem
   
   But yeah haircuts are basically non-nude lap dances, if I'd get away with it I'd spooge all over the inside of that apron.
2. 2016-09-23 at 5:24 PM UTC in Donald trump will not be presient.
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   Trump a shit

   JIDF get out
3. 2016-09-22 at 2:53 PM UTC in Why are SJWs all in games, mtg, programming?
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   It's because indies are making a lot of money nowadays with a lot less work than triple a titles, I mean look how big minecraft was and how little work was put in to that, the sjws want in on that but every boy brought up on games has at one point or another wanted to get in to making them so they have too much competition.
   So what they do is make it so the business isn't as good for the men and therefore less end up going in to it, furthermore sjws are also getting in to triple a to make walking sims common.
   What does all of this have to do with their agenda you ask? Well what does a typical sjw study in college? Liberal arts, all of this is so they can have a safe space, make money(because of no competition) and grow fatter, all the while knowing that their shitty life and education choices really were the right ones no srrsly guys
4. 2016-09-22 at 2:42 PM UTC in I wanna have a gun stashed away somewhere just in case there's an apocolypse
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Get a combination stab/low level ballistic vest, people with handguns or knives won;t be able to get a kill shot on your body and that sounds better than having your own shitty weapon tbh
5. 2016-09-21 at 9:38 PM UTC in Segregated ‘blacks only’ housing at California university
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Hopefully they'll fucking destroy it and cost the school millions, burn the place down so they can rebuild without you.
6. 2016-09-21 at 9:34 PM UTC in Segregated ‘blacks only’ housing at California university
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   [greentext]>academic excellence[/greentext]
   [greentext]>niggers[/greentext]
7. 2016-09-21 at 9:29 PM UTC in I wonder if armsmerchant is still alive.
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   Wait, he got a gov funded house? So he doesn't have to live with 20+ cats to keep warm anymore?

   Yeah, at least I'm pretty sure it was a gov house, all I know is he moved out of his cabin and had a nice place in town.
   

   Just knives he says.
   And you can tell in that pause when the trooper asked about knuckles that he was thinking of going full zodiak on him.
8. 2016-09-20 at 5:51 AM UTC in I wonder if armsmerchant is still alive.
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Didn't he get a nice paid for by the gov house so that he didn't have to keep losing toes?
   Anyone got the link to that one episode of alaska troopers that he was on?
9. 2016-09-01 at 9:58 PM UTC in The official quality female thread.
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   You two can keep fucking children, and we'll keep fucking adults. Everyone wins.

   That last one posted looks like a legit poorly done mtf tranny, the adults you be fucking are men.
10. 2016-08-31 at 12:02 PM UTC in The official quality female thread.
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    This thread has only one attractive woman, y'all niggas are nasty wanting them dyke looking bitches.
11. 2016-08-30 at 11:49 PM UTC in Do you have any piercings?
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    What's the last one?

    I'm gonna guess gauges.
12. 2016-08-30 at 11:47 PM UTC in Cakes suck
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Depends on the cake,some I've had were nut worthy.
13. 2016-08-29 at 10:08 PM UTC in jedis in our machines
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    My last three machines were completely free so even though they've got old parts in them I figure I out jedied the jedis with these.
    The kikes probably own a lot more than we know(and we know they own a lot) so I don't really mind either way, there's always gonna be something that they've got their noses in, if not the parts the OS, if not the OS the internet provider or the power provider, if you can really not get any of that then probably your bank.
14. 2016-08-23 at 4:18 PM UTC in Hello, reddit! I am former &T user, Enter aka Blunderful. Ask me anything!
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    How the fuck do reddit users live with themselves?
15. 2016-08-23 at 4:16 PM UTC in Hello, reddit! I am former &T user, Enter aka Blunderful. Ask me anything!
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    How much did you donate to Bernie Sanders? I sent all of my tuition money to him, I really care about his message to people XD and I really think he can be a good leader, i'm not saying all this to be a ponce or anything, I mean it's not like I'm only following him cause I don't wanna pay my debt. ha ha
    What's your book about? I hope the main characters are all empowered xers of colour as that's the only sort of fiction I read.
    Anyway tyrone is leaving now so I've got a "pie" to eat lol and I won't be in my shed for about 30 minutes until his next visit so I won't be able to read your answer for a bit.
    Ps she said she'll unlock my cage if I lick her feet, are you in to that?
16. 2016-08-23 at 11:32 AM UTC in No pulp is for pussies
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    English, do you speak it? Surely you have 5 dollars for some cranberries and some juice.

    I really fucked up there, god damn I should kill myself.
    Cranberries and grapes are pretty fucking expensive over here, don't think I've actually seen cranberries in anything but tins or sauces though and that doesn't sound as good as fresh, they're still cranberries though and therefore are good tasting so maybe i'll try it one day.
17. 2016-08-22 at 7:41 PM UTC in Got cucked by the media
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Does freedom of the press include filming private citizens?
    Also obligatory cuck'd
18. 2016-08-22 at 7:32 PM UTC in "The Stanley Parable" and "The Beginner's Guide"
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I've got no money, buy me it on steam please.
19. 2016-08-22 at 7:30 PM UTC in Institutional racism is a lie
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    The "racism" "problem" going on in america is just another way for the jedis to cuck you, your taxes already go to their defense, your money gains them interest and you bending over backwards for spooks will just be another nail in the coffin, they're trying to do the same over here with dunecoons,
    

    Lynch the niggers, gas the kikes. Race war now. But seriously, niggers are fucking stupid.

    This
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    But the best genetic diversity comes from breeding out of your race.

    I can use this excuse for why I'm mainly attracted to asians and hide my weebness.
    Honestly though if it aint white or asian it should be shot(or drowned, I mean i don't want to spend and money on these degenerates)
20. 2016-08-22 at 7:17 PM UTC in No pulp is for pussies
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    1. Buy cranberries.
    2. Buy cranberry juice.
    3. Put both in blender.
    4. ?????????
    5. PROFIT!!!

    When does that in to being as fuck poor?