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2016-08-22 at 7:13 PM UTC in An IFIOTW forum + Old school smilies/iconsI miss umad and ugay and picard
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2016-08-16 at 2:28 PM UTC in Another Example why 5.56x45mm is a Piece of ShitWhy didn't they go for something inbetween in the first place? 28 rounds of 6.8 would do a better job than 30 of 5.56 or 20 of 7.62, fucking america man.
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2016-08-16 at 2:16 PM UTC in I think my neighbors are torturing their childUpdate?
If you can't fit a bowling pin in each of her holes by now you've fucked up.
Sometimes it sounds like the neighbors here are beating their kid too, little fucker won't shut up half the time anyway, if the coppers knocked and asked me questions I'd be pissed. -
2016-08-16 at 2:08 PM UTC in No pulp is for pussiesI wish there was cranberry juice with pulp, that sounds like it'd be good
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2016-08-08 at 9:24 AM UTC in Living Dodo bird foundWhat're they gonna say instead of died like the dodo now?
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2016-08-08 at 9:23 AM UTC in What would Zoklet look like today?It was definitely the moves that did it, zoklet had the totse archives with the instructionals and shit in it, it had years and years of content so even if most people had left there'd still be the occasional user signing up but we lost all that history with the moves and people just said fuck it, either at the start or after the sixth move, just shitty overall but I'm glad there's still a place that has the original spirit and at least half the degeneracy.
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2016-07-22 at 5:06 PM UTC in Do people ever give watermelons to shooting ranges?infect it with a disease and roll it through the ghetto.
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2016-07-20 at 11:26 AM UTC in PMs, Visitor Messages and other stuff I never get{(Only niggasin.space Gold users can read this message)}
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2016-07-17 at 12:16 PM UTC in What a bleak horrible future we live in.I want trump to win just to see what happens, he's also got a slogan that I think people can really stand behind.
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2016-07-17 at 12:13 PM UTC in That would be funny if some Top A list celebrity committed suicide.Michelle Obama please.
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2016-07-13 at 7:49 PM UTC in You guys are great.Honestly you guy from zoklet and the refugee sites have been in my life so long that it's hard not to love you.
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2016-07-12 at 8:37 PM UTC in How long did it take you to figure out you could jack off without lube?I'm not a cut fag so never jerked it with lube unless you count shower water/pre as lube
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2016-07-12 at 8:35 PM UTC in (Enter) I have discovered the only guaranteed method to woo any womanI mean you could just fuck each other as well
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2016-07-12 at 8:27 PM UTC in I know I'm not the only faggot here playing Pokémon goI've not got a smartphone to play it but if I did I would be, want me a Growlithe and then an Arcanine.
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2016-07-12 at 8:21 PM UTC in What's "your drink"?
Do you drink bailey's straight? I mean I like the taste of it but I've never actually seen anyone not mix it with something.
I drink both baileys and vodka straight but most of the stuff I've heard say that yeah you drink it with something else, irish coffee for instance but like i said I'm poor so I can't afford to mix.
I'll say that it has a nice taste to it though, especially the variants of it, biscotti, and chocolate baileys are pretty nice, I mean it's alcoholic cream, what's not to like? -
2016-07-09 at 10:39 PM UTC in I've never shaved my pubesSame, not like anyones gonna see it. ;_;
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2016-07-09 at 10:37 PM UTC in What's "your drink"?Vodka, baileys or a mix of the two, they're the two that my mum drank so I guess I got it from her and also cider but I'm a poor brit so that should be expected.
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2016-07-06 at 2 PM UTC in Least favorite race?What's brown and smells like shit? Niggers
What's brown and smells like diarrhea? Indians
What's brown and sticky? A stick
Generally if it's brown flush it down but I have to interact with more indians than niggers so I guess that'd be my pick.
Fuck the jedis though. -
2016-07-06 at 12:50 AM UTC in I have notifications set for certain chicks on instagram.
You guys know that porn is free now, right?
I know, it's just kinda nice to jerk off to someone that's not a pornstar, it's a dangers of the internet thing, if you post a picture of yourself someone somewhere is gonna jerk off to it and that person is probably gonna be me, besides they're whores, they want attention for the photos just not this sort. -
2016-07-04 at 2:40 PM UTC in Enter's Ego-Fuelling Questionairre>1) Would you want to be my friend in real life?
I think you're pretty alright, we're about as fucked up as eachother except I don't talk about it.
>2) Do you like how I am a regular poster here?
It's kinda annoying seeing every other thread by you but it's not your fault that there's not many other posters, at least you're keeping this place alive.[greentext]>3) What is your favorite memory of me?[/greentext]
Comics, they were golden.
>4) Any advice you can give to me?
Get drunk, then get laid or jerk off until you don't want to look at yourself in the mirror, maybe take a second to think every now and again and work out a bit.
>5) Closing thoughts you have about me as a person?
I'm not one of those faggots that can spout sage advice but I can say you can do better, we all can and you know it.
I dunno, don't listen to my shit.
