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2016-07-09 at 10:37 PM UTC in What's "your drink"?Vodka, baileys or a mix of the two, they're the two that my mum drank so I guess I got it from her and also cider but I'm a poor brit so that should be expected.
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2016-07-06 at 2 PM UTC in Least favorite race?What's brown and smells like shit? Niggers
What's brown and smells like diarrhea? Indians
What's brown and sticky? A stick
Generally if it's brown flush it down but I have to interact with more indians than niggers so I guess that'd be my pick.
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2016-07-06 at 12:50 AM UTC in I have notifications set for certain chicks on instagram.
You guys know that porn is free now, right?
I know, it's just kinda nice to jerk off to someone that's not a pornstar, it's a dangers of the internet thing, if you post a picture of yourself someone somewhere is gonna jerk off to it and that person is probably gonna be me, besides they're whores, they want attention for the photos just not this sort. -
2016-07-04 at 2:40 PM UTC in Enter's Ego-Fuelling Questionairre>1) Would you want to be my friend in real life?
I think you're pretty alright, we're about as fucked up as eachother except I don't talk about it.
>2) Do you like how I am a regular poster here?
It's kinda annoying seeing every other thread by you but it's not your fault that there's not many other posters, at least you're keeping this place alive.[greentext]>3) What is your favorite memory of me?[/greentext]
Comics, they were golden.
>4) Any advice you can give to me?
Get drunk, then get laid or jerk off until you don't want to look at yourself in the mirror, maybe take a second to think every now and again and work out a bit.
>5) Closing thoughts you have about me as a person?
I'm not one of those faggots that can spout sage advice but I can say you can do better, we all can and you know it.
I dunno, don't listen to my shit. -
2016-07-04 at 9:22 AM UTC in I have notifications set for certain chicks on instagram.Gotta agree, if you're gonna be an attention whore at least let me have something to jerk off to.
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2016-07-03 at 8:11 PM UTC in How many friends do you have?I have at best 1 real life friend and I've not seen him in a long while nor could I talk to him about real shit.
So yeah none. -
2016-07-02 at 4:09 PM UTC in Would you kill a vegetable-level human if you wouldn't get in trouble for it?If he's so fucked up living in a immovable body would probably be better torture for him.
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2016-07-02 at 4:04 PM UTC in If I was rich, I'd park in handicap spots all the time.
Money gives you the freedom to break the law. I understand capitalism now. Stealing an old lady's purse is "wrong" but a bank using jedi usery tricks freezing some old lady's account and taking all her 50 years of savings out from under her.. We call that a good quarter in this society.
Yeah the kikes can do no wrong in the eyes of the law, if they did it's because the judge is an antisemite, best play in the book. -
2016-07-01 at 11:45 AM UTC in If I was rich, I'd park in handicap spots all the time.The only ones that majorly bitch about it are the obese cunts that think they deserve anything just for being a whale, park as you like.
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2016-07-01 at 11:42 AM UTC in What kind of vehicle do you have?No car, can't drive, no bike, can't ride but I don't leave the house so I don't need to.
Fuck all of you having your lives sorted out. -
2016-06-29 at 12:16 PM UTC in Guys with foot fetishes need to killedI'm not attracted to feet but I wouldn't mind getting a footjob
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2016-06-29 at 4:53 AM UTC in ATTN: LANNY / Applying for CHIEF ENGINEERChief Enginigga or nothing
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2016-06-27 at 8:44 PM UTC in Asked a girl out and she said yes. Not as good as it sounds.
I would say I'm attractive in a that feeling you get about kinda wanting to jump off of high places sort of way, that sort of attraction
Your self awareness is pretty astounding to be honest.
We've been here for years, we're a fucked up family but you are for sure extra fucked just calm down for a second. -
2016-06-27 at 5:16 PM UTC in Is there any reason they sell cassettes again?Hipsters mainly, there's honestly no reason for anything but digital distribution now.
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2016-06-27 at 5:14 PM UTC in This looks like a good movieI'm not even gonna click this shit, get a few more personality traits other than priest.
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2016-06-27 at 11:57 AM UTC in Remember that time unwyred had a lap dance during his bachelor party?
I only remember that iced coffee mother beater guy, DMT was his name I think?
http://gawker.com/5799645/son-attacks-mom-for-drinking-his-starbucks (sorry for gawker but it's the only original article I could find)
Some of the members of this inbred family of forums really did stupid fucking shit and only a quarter of it was because of the cookbook. -
2016-06-26 at 7:50 AM UTC in Remember that time unwyred had a lap dance during his bachelor party?
No, but I haven't been around long enough to know all the edgy stories you guys remember, but that certainly sounds like the unwyred I know.
Man I remember that video, the way he lights up after each bit especially.
snop
Anyone got the one where he gets tased?
I remember reading about the stripper but I never saw the thread I don't think. -
2016-06-25 at 3:21 PM UTC in Enter Swipes Left
I just happened to be on her profile earlier today.
Daddy issues galore
snipLol, most the stuff enter has bitched about doesn't bother me, memes and fatties are nonstarters but I mean the mentally and physically deficient need to get their fuck on too. But the real men/little boys line just makes me want to physically hurt a bitch. Like what has to happen to a person that they think they need to be an insulting whore in the opening lines of a bio on a website? Like what does that even mean? What the fuck is a "little boy" in the context of a dating site? Maybe it's a sex thing, I don't know, all I know is it sounds like the cuntiest thing I've ever heard.
Clearly they're anti nuke, they don't want the fat man nor the little boy. -
2016-06-24 at 12:50 PM UTC in Enter Swipes Left
I got 6 matches, 1 fatty and 1 asian, the rest hot. Trying my luck…
Try asian -
2016-06-24 at 11:28 AM UTC in I once saw a girl on the train wearing a Zelda shirt.
I never played that game
Same, don't really get why people wank over it.
