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If I was rich, I'd park in handicap spots all the time.

  1. #1
    Cause I could afford to pay tickets so why not troll people who get shit fits over it? Lol if anyone was like "I got your plate number i'm reporting you!" I'd just be like "I don't care i'm super rich i'll just pay the ticket I don't give a shit" lol
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You can park in them anyway. Nobody gives a shit.
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    I used to park in the zones with the lines close to handicap spots with my bike. Not right next to the spots, but the zones close to them that aren't ever used. I got a ticket for parking in a handicap unloading zone. So did the bike parked next to mine. $195. And it was obvious that no handicap person would even be unloading in that zone.

    Worst part about it? It was in front of my workplace while I was working. My boss even said it was cool to park my bike there. My shift didn't even cover the cost of the ticket. I would have made more money by staying home.

    Good thing I got a better job. I should go back to parking in those zones.
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    The only ones that majorly bitch about it are the obese cunts that think they deserve anything just for being a whale, park as you like.
  5. #5
    If you were rich, you wouldn't have to park at all. Just get your chauffeur to drop you off and pick you up when you're ready. Man, that'd be sweet.
  6. #6
    Money gives you the freedom to break the law. I understand capitalism now. Stealing an old lady's purse is "wrong" but a bank using jedi usery tricks freezing some old lady's account and taking all her 50 years of savings out from under her.. We call that a good quarter in this society.
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Money gives you the freedom to break the law. I understand capitalism now. Stealing an old lady's purse is "wrong" but a bank using jedi usery tricks freezing some old lady's account and taking all her 50 years of savings out from under her.. We call that a good quarter in this society.
    Yeah the kikes can do no wrong in the eyes of the law, if they did it's because the judge is an antisemite, best play in the book.
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