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  1. #1
    1) Would you want to be my friend in real life?

    2) Do you like how I am a regular poster here?

    3) What is your favorite memory of me?

    4) Any advice you can give to me?

    5) Closing thoughts you have about me as a person?
  2. #2
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    [greentext]>1) Would you want to be my friend in real life?[/greentext]

    I'm sure i would.

    [greentext]>2) Do you like how I am a regular poster here?[/greentext]

    It's ok, i prefer the new Enter over the old one in all honesty.

    [greentext]>3) What is your favorite memory of me?[/greentext]

    Comics, they were golden.

    [greentext]>4) Any advice you can give to me?[/greentext]

    Try not to get too worked up over girls, being angry all the time isn't good for your well being and long term emotional stability in general.

    [greentext]>5) Closing thoughts you have about me as a person?[/greentext]

    I think you act as a hard ass but deep down are a pretty sensitive person. And i don't mean that in a derogatory manner, it's a good quality to have. Just be careful and don't set yourself up for more hurt than you'd like. Lower your expectations of the world around you and try not to get too hung up on negative events in your life. I know it's easier said than done but if you believe you can work on it yourself it is certainly something i would recommend.
  3. #3
    It's ok, i prefer the new Enter over the old one in all honesty.

    How would you say I've changed?
  4. #4
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    How would you say I've changed?

    I think you've grown as a person over the years, you seem to be more emotionally mature, more committed to thought instead of being reactionary if that makes sense.
  5. #5
    1) Would you want to be my friend in real life?

    [greentext]>Of course, mate[/greentext]

    2) Do you like how I am a regular poster here?

    [greentext]>Yes[/greentext]

    3) What is your favorite memory of me?

    [greentext]>Abandoned Neutrons. The five panels of Proots the little troll with cum on his face. Haha. [/greentext]

    4) Any advice you can give to me?

    [greentext]>I don't think so. Sorry[/greentext]

    5) Closing thoughts you have about me as a person?

    [greentext]>Smart guy who is his own worst enemy. Worth caring about.
    [/greentext]
  6. #6
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    >1) Would you want to be my friend in real life?

    I think you're pretty alright, we're about as fucked up as eachother except I don't talk about it.

    >2) Do you like how I am a regular poster here?

    It's kinda annoying seeing every other thread by you but it's not your fault that there's not many other posters, at least you're keeping this place alive.

    [greentext]>3) What is your favorite memory of me?[/greentext]

    Comics, they were golden.

    >4) Any advice you can give to me?

    Get drunk, then get laid or jerk off until you don't want to look at yourself in the mirror, maybe take a second to think every now and again and work out a bit.

    >5) Closing thoughts you have about me as a person?

    I'm not one of those faggots that can spout sage advice but I can say you can do better, we all can and you know it.
    I dunno, don't listen to my shit.
  7. #7

    1) Would you want to be my friend in real life?

    Sure, just as long as you don't have translucent dreams about sucking my weener

    2) Do you like how I am a regular poster here?

    Yeah, it's too calm and boring without people like you and sploo

    3) What is your favorite memory of me?

    Bashing of Raspberry Jam.

    4) Any advice you can give to me?

    Courage experiment. Get a 1-hour with a prostitute, spend the first 15 minutes purposely humiliating yourself and saying weird shit to her, then spend the rest of the time fucking her.

    5) Closing thoughts you have about me as a person?

    You sound too concerned about yourself and it's probably giving you an overactive imagination.


  8. #8
    1) Would you want to be my friend in real life
    only if you feel the same about me.

    2) Do you like how I am a regular poster here?
    Yes.

    3) What is your favorite memory of me?
    I'm high on seroquel so I can't remember but I just read an old post of yours with 6 likes or something like that.

    4) Any advice you can give to me?
    Post more pictures.

    5) Closing thoughts you have about me as a person?
    Why do you care what other people think?


  9. #9
    Bashing of Raspberry Jam.

    That shit was hilarious. I still have screenshots of all his PM's from when I "hacked" in to his account, and I saved shit all from zoklet.

    I hate to toot my own horn, because it's such a SpectraL thing to do, but oh my god it was beautiful.

    "You can't do anything to me, you faggot."

    *I post the news article that his crush IRL, Silverfuck, has been arrested*

    "Oh shit... you actually just ruined my day."

    Hahahaha. And then I found his password on another site, and logged into all his accounts. He was messaging me pleading not to contact his employer, since I got into his hotmail account. Whatever happened to "you can't do anything to me, faggot"?

    Goddamn, it was so glorious. So, so fucking glorious.

    I hope he's dead.
  10. #10
    Hahahaha. What a fucktard.



  11. #11
    infinityshock Black Hole
    you sound like a woman. 'do you think I'm pretty?' shut up...spread your legs...and put that purty mouth to a better use
  12. #12
    you sound like a woman. 'do you think I'm pretty?' shut up…spread your legs…and put that purty mouth to a better use


    How would you like to be the next raspberry jam? Hurry up, say "you'll never be able to do anything to me". Go on. Say it, fuck face. Fucking say it.
  13. #13
    infinityshock Black Hole
    How would you like to be the next raspberry jam? Hurry up, say "you'll never be able to do anything to me". Go on. Say it, fuck face. Fucking say it.

    the only raspberry jam I want from you is what I turn your asshole and larynx into after I show your face the definition of being fucked.


    bring some bread and peanut butter and you can make yourself a sammich. literally.
  14. #14
    That shit was hilarious. I still have screenshots of all his PM's from when I "hacked" in to his account, and I saved shit all from zoklet.

    I hate to toot my own horn, because it's such a SpectraL thing to do, but oh my god it was beautiful.

    "You can't do anything to me, you faggot."

    *I post the news article that his crush IRL, Silverfuck, has been arrested*

    "Oh shit… you actually just ruined my day."

    Hahahaha. And then I found his password on another site, and logged into all his accounts. He was messaging me pleading not to contact his employer, since I got into his hotmail account. Whatever happened to "you can't do anything to me, faggot"?

    Goddamn, it was so glorious. So, so fucking glorious.

    I hope he's dead.
    *High Five*
  15. #15
    Bwack bwock bwack bwack bwack
    Hey guys look! One of Finny's chickens is in his computer posting.
  16. #16
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Lol, where'd you find his password though? Doxbin, or something of the sort? Also, double lol, for using the same password for every site you use.
  17. #17
    Lol, where'd you find his password though? Doxbin, or something of the sort? Also, double lol, for using the same password for every site you use.

    I can't remember where. I was determined to destroy him after he said I couldn't though. You don't push an unemployed, autistic sadist like that.

    His whole inbox was filled with bitching to the mods about me and other trolls, which was hilarious because he'd publicly state we didn't bother him. How did you ever deal with this moron?

  18. #18
    looooooooool.

  19. #19
    When I look back at all the retarded stalking I did on zoklet, I'm kind of embarrassed I sunk that low. But holy fuck, did raspberry jam deserve it. What a bitch made nigger.
  20. #20
    I wish UM was active again. I miss his crippled ass.
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