My grandma paid me 150 bucks to train her dog but then she went into a retirement home and the dog went to the pound
free money
anyway, mmmquestions...you just need to get a circle of scumbag friends/associates, and then scheme up ways to monetize the relationships, and insert yourself into any cash streams. Like, if you know a lot of people who like meth, put some effort into sourcing cheap meth and then start selling it to them. Or if you make friends with some titty dancers, and then take orders and deliver party favors to their workplace, for a premium of course. Or find someone who owns a small local business, and sell them materials, at a steep discount, that you sourced through theft or shoplifting. Or set up a black flea market, where people know they can reliably come purchase quality stolen goods from you at a low price, no questions asked, and of course you are building up inventory by serving as a fence for local shoplifters/thieves/burglars. The sky is the limit if you are willing to rub elbows with human scum, and are ambitious, versatile, and business-minded.
Like, you can't just say 'I want to be a meth dealer' and expect there to be a market waiting for you
It is better to find out what people are willing to buy, and tailor your business interests accordingly.
whats up RisiR. They weren't dried properly, or what?
Don't mention a firearm, because this is roshambo we are talking about here, and he will just end up shooting his fucking jaw off and surviving.
Like, what do most people do who run 'home based businesses'? If I were some regular schlub looking to avoid working a regular job, I would do what most people do when they want to make money illegally: sell drugs and/or steal stuff. I mean, there are other ways, but realistically most people aren't going to be doing those sorts of things. Like, how does one become an entry-level pimp? I would have no idea.
It's really just common sense, if you want to make money with 'bad ideas', you have to work at it, and if you aren't very good at it, or don't know anyone or can't find a niche, you aren't going to make enough money for it to be worth the time and effort you put into it. And even if you are good at it, sometimes there are practical limitations to the amount of money one can make. Like, people often have this thought process: 'It's relatively easy to grow psilocybe mushrooms, so I am going to grow them in bulk and sell them!' But they don't think about how hard it is to get rid of 2 lbs of mushrooms, even if all of your friends like to trip, there comes a point where they will be sick of mushrooms and it will take forever to get rid of them. Or as another example, it is impossible to make a living as a shoplifter these days. One might supplement their income from time to time, but acquiring receipts and a limited number of stores puts a limit on the profitability of such an enterprise.
So one would think that diversifying ones different 'rackets' is an obvious answer, but not so fast....there is risk management to consider, as in personally avoiding risk so as to maintain the integrity and profitability of your activities, and the more diverse your criminal activities, the higher the risk, so it's definitely not just as simple as 'sell drugs and steal shit, yo'
2015-09-17 at 10:43 PM UTC
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well, I don't care about football, personally, but growing up in the mahoning valley, out of all the many, many rabid sports fans I knew, only one person was a browns fan. all the rest were into the steelers.
Where are my private messages? How am I going to see the latest in a daily stream of death threats sent by MmmmQuestions? Also, I am going to lose money on all my business transactions that I conduct at this site via PM.
I already took it 10 seconds after I hit reply
I've done all types, sorts and kinds of drugs, even wierd ones that are rare and impossible to acquire anymore, but I think that I finally found a combination of substances that will suffice to ruin my life in short order with very little effort.
Nah, I'm not the tattletale type
but I will give a hint
when the fake dumpster slut said 'hack me faggot'
doesn't that remind you of another users posting style?
I can't decide what to do....I took a bunch of methadone, and I can't decide whether to go about my normal day semi-functionally, or take some etizolam and just languish in euphoria while neglecting my responsibilities
you seem like a wise native of the great plains, what do you advise?
I recommend traveling back in time, confronting your pregnant mother, and vigorously assaulting her midsection
2015-09-17 at 5:11 PM UTC
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all the cool buckeyes favor the steelers
the soulful intensity of your gaze pisses me off.
Malice needs a goddamn pet or something
fuck sugar ray
and fuck you too
this is one of the worst clone threads I have ever seen. hang your head in shame, mq
