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2015-09-15 at 8:13 PM UTC in Dumpster Slut's Weight Loss SecretsIts fat for me, my face is even all round and shit
its funny, and I like being fat -
2015-09-15 at 8:07 PM UTC in Dumpster Slut's Weight Loss SecretsI will set a harley on fire and then piss on it
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2015-09-15 at 7:58 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
u can get high off poppy seeds?
............................where have you been for the past decade
you wash the seeds in a two liter soda bottle, then drain off the water and drink it, the seeds are covered in opium
you used to be able to buy them at the store, but they started growing them differently, or 'rinsing' them some say, to remove the opium, so then they started selling them 'unwashed' on the internet but you missed out on the golden age.
now there are only one or two reliable places left, one with mediocre seeds and the other with exorbitant prices but excellent quality. There is one other place that used to be the best, but they started selling ineffective seeds.
seed washes are my drug of choice, out of all other opioids/opiates
I was spending $150 a week on high-quality seeds and then had to switch to Crouton because of the supply interruption while I searched for new sources. I mean, I love Crouton, but its nothing like real opiates, and besides seeds, I can only get methadones every couple months or so.
I tried darknet heroin, but I need a regular supply if I am going to maintain a habit, and I just don't like the risk of having to wait and plus all the heroin dealers right now suck/are expensive -
2015-09-15 at 7:54 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
u can get high off poppy seeds?
............................where have you been for the past decade
you wash the seeds in a two liter then drain off the water and drink it, the seeds are covered in opium
you used to be able to buy them at the store, but they started growing them differently, or 'rinsing' them some say, to remove the opium, so then they started selling them on the internet but you missed out on the golden age, now there are only one or two places left, one with mediocre seeds and the other with exorbitant prices but excellent quality. There is one other place that used to be the best, but they started selling ineffective seeds.
Seed washes are my drug of choice, out of all other opioids/opiates
I was spending $150 a week on high-quality seeds and then had to switch to Crouton because of the supply interruption while I searched for new sources. I mean, I love Crouton, but its nothing like real opiates, and besides seeds, I can only get methadones every couple months or so.
I tried darknet heroin, but I need a regular supply if I am going to maintain a habit, and I just don't like the risk of having to wait and plus all the heroin dealers right now suck/are expensive -
2015-09-15 at 7:47 PM UTC in [UK] Turning a blank firing gun in to a 'live' firing gun
I swear to god I already replied to this thread, but I am high and probably forgot to hit 'reply'. Heating a gun barrel in an oven isn't going to do anything, as they are already annealed and heat treated during their manufacturing process.
I would probably comment more, but I can't think very well because I am nodding off like crazy right now.
I am intrigued by some of the higher caliber airguns but hear that they aren't that practical or reliable.
But with all the effort one would have to put forth with altering a replica or blank gun, why not just make a crude 'zip gun'? All you need are some nested tubes, a cap, a nail, soldering iron and solder, and a shotgun shell. With some basic machine shop equipment, you could even make receivers and rifled barrels.
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2015-09-15 at 7:43 PM UTC in [UK] Turning a blank firing gun in to a 'live' firing gunI swear to god I already replied to this thread, but I am high and probably forgot. Heating a gun barrel in an oven isn't going to do anything, as they are already annealed and heat treated during their manufacturing process.
I would probably comment more, but I can't think very well because I am nodding off like crazy right now.
I am intrigued by some of the higher caliber airguns but hear that they aren't that practical or reliable.
But with all the effort one would have to put forth with altering a replica or blank gun, why not just make a crude 'zip gun'? All you need are some nested tubes, a cap, a nail, soldering iron and solder, and a shotgun shell. With some basic machine shop equipment, you could even make receivers and rifled barrels. -
2015-09-15 at 7:30 PM UTC in I just ate an entire block of cheeseI think it is mayonnaise with seasoning salt added.
I make my own pesto, I fucking love that shit -
2015-09-15 at 7:29 PM UTC in It's the day to add the THANKS feature, Lan Lan
Can you mail me the skin and chunks? I want to make a franken-mmQ and, when it is finally complete from all the donated body parts, I will use a defribillator to jump-start all the cat hearts that I daisy-chained together and placed in the chest cavity, and once they are working correctly and beating in more or less syncopated fashion, and I am sure that it could confidently be considered 'alive', I will then punch the franken-mmQ in the gut as hard as I possibly can. -
2015-09-15 at 7:19 PM UTC in TDR's opinion objectively doesnt hold valuestart giving a fuck right now
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2015-09-15 at 7:13 PM UTC in I just ate an entire block of cheese
yeah, that is good too.
I find that the best use of cheese is a sandwich with ciabatta, provolone, ripe sliced garden tomato, vinegar and oil, and pesto. Optionally mayo. Not miracle whip, if you use that shit you need killed.
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2015-09-15 at 7:10 PM UTC in I just ate an entire block of cheeseyeah, that is good too.
I find that the best use of cheese is a sandwich with provolone, ripe sliced garden tomato, vinegar and oil, and pesto. Optionally mayo. Not miracle whip, if you use that shit you need killed. -
2015-09-15 at 7:07 PM UTC in fuckin setting a goddamn mousetrap in this bitchgreen plastic = water bottle
it's all making sense to me now -
2015-09-15 at 7:02 PM UTC in Dumpster Slut's Weight Loss Secrets
So that's it, your fat.
I have been pretty fit all my life, but lately I have stopped exercising and just gained weight, on purpose. I always wanted to see what it would like to be fat, and I started getting health problems a few years ago, and I figure I am probably going to die early, so I may as well just enjoy life now. I eat ice cream and fried chicken cutlets almost exclusively nowadays. I am at my heaviest ever at 6' 220#, up from 190. Being fat isn't so bad, though I think it is making my hypertension worse.
A couple months ago, I was hardly eating because I was moving around from place to place for various employment/legal reasons and also I was staying with this girl, and I didn't adjust my shopping habits accordingly so I never had the right stuff to cook with. So if I want to get fat now, I am going to get fat. And I think I already did. It's alright.
But my personal life is irrelevant. And that picture that I mentioned spoke a thousand words. It looked like someone let their 12 year old kid sit on the bike just to take a picture, but it was real. Like he really apparently rides that thing. Also, harleys fucking suck, except for maybe the old military bikes. -
2015-09-15 at 6:40 PM UTC in Everything I learned in metaphysics university in one pictureiron john looks like a white version of uncle phil from the fresh prince
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2015-09-15 at 6:37 PM UTC in Victoria is literally a Plan B.If you had a cyrano de bergerac situation going on, like someone to coach you into manipulating them emotionally, you could totally have both of them sucking your cock at the same time, but you are just going to fuck it up and scare them away, and they will tell all the other girls that you are a budding jeffrey dahmer and you will never get laid until you move to another town where no one knows you
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2015-09-15 at 6:30 PM UTC in being an outsider
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2015-09-15 at 6:27 PM UTC in being an outsiderTDR thought I was a spectral alt for a fair amount of time
I seriously think that he is experiencing age-related mental decline -
2015-09-15 at 6:22 PM UTC in Rights vs Privileges
tl/dr Rights don't exist, you don't deserve shit just for being born.
that is exactly what rights are
like the right to defend oneself...pick up a rock, grab a stick, craft a lower receiver with machine shop tools, its all the same, we were born with the right and ability to fashion implements from the very earth itself to defend ourselves and our families and our territories
and the right to make a life for yourself and your family, i.e. pursuing happiness
and the right to speak freely, since everyone has a mouth, larynx and voicebox, we have that right naturally
there are more, but I am nodding hard and can't finish this, just gonna hit 'reply' now.
short of cutting off everyones hands and sewing their mouths shut, you cannot take away these 'inalienable' rights. -
2015-09-15 at 4:48 PM UTC in I just ate an entire block of cheesewhat kind of cheese
if its not muenster, you are doing it wrong -
2015-09-15 at 4:45 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionholy shit I am fucking euphorically high and its a beautiful sunny day outside. think I will just stay in here and shitpost, since I think my fishing license expired.. Etiz and opiates are a great way to start the day. Also getting ready to smoke some weed.