2015-09-17 at 4:04 AM UTC
suckerin suckatash
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2015-09-17 at 4:48 PM UTC
this is one of the worst clone threads I have ever seen. hang your head in shame, mq
2015-09-17 at 5:09 PM UTC
the soulful intensity of your gaze pisses me off.
2015-09-17 at 5:12 PM UTC
So you're like........in a decent mood today? RIGHT ON!
2015-09-17 at 5:23 PM UTC
I can't decide what to do....I took a bunch of methadone, and I can't decide whether to go about my normal day semi-functionally, or take some etizolam and just languish in euphoria while neglecting my responsibilities
you seem like a wise native of the great plains, what do you advise?
2015-09-17 at 5:30 PM UTC
Languishing in euphoria seems to tickle my fancy a bit more than tending to responsibilities, so that's my final answer: LANGUISH IN EUPHORIA.
2015-09-17 at 6:14 PM UTC
I already took it 10 seconds after I hit reply
I've done all types, sorts and kinds of drugs, even wierd ones that are rare and impossible to acquire anymore, but I think that I finally found a combination of substances that will suffice to ruin my life in short order with very little effort.
2015-09-17 at 6:38 PM UTC
What are your responsibilities Mike? I'm starting a new job here tomorrow but it's just the same old menial restuarant/kitchen work I've done my whole life. I want to be able to do what you do, minus the drugs because I just drink these days. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, PLEASE!
2015-09-17 at 11:15 PM UTC
Like, what do most people do who run 'home based businesses'? If I were some regular schlub looking to avoid working a regular job, I would do what most people do when they want to make money illegally: sell drugs and/or steal stuff. I mean, there are other ways, but realistically most people aren't going to be doing those sorts of things. Like, how does one become an entry-level pimp? I would have no idea.
It's really just common sense, if you want to make money with 'bad ideas', you have to work at it, and if you aren't very good at it, or don't know anyone or can't find a niche, you aren't going to make enough money for it to be worth the time and effort you put into it. And even if you are good at it, sometimes there are practical limitations to the amount of money one can make. Like, people often have this thought process: 'It's relatively easy to grow psilocybe mushrooms, so I am going to grow them in bulk and sell them!' But they don't think about how hard it is to get rid of 2 lbs of mushrooms, even if all of your friends like to trip, there comes a point where they will be sick of mushrooms and it will take forever to get rid of them. Or as another example, it is impossible to make a living as a shoplifter these days. One might supplement their income from time to time, but acquiring receipts and a limited number of stores puts a limit on the profitability of such an enterprise.
So one would think that diversifying ones different 'rackets' is an obvious answer, but not so fast....there is risk management to consider, as in personally avoiding risk so as to maintain the integrity and profitability of your activities, and the more diverse your criminal activities, the higher the risk, so it's definitely not just as simple as 'sell drugs and steal shit, yo'
2015-09-17 at 11:23 PM UTC
Ha! I literally had a kilo of truffles rot on me because the 5 or what people I knew back then only tripped once in awhile like normal people do which I didn't consider. Stupid. Hey Mike.
2015-09-17 at 11:27 PM UTC
whats up RisiR. They weren't dried properly, or what?
2015-09-17 at 11:39 PM UTC
No, fresh and in a plastic bag. I was like 16 at the time and didn't pay for them myself so no loss for me. How about dog sitting as a side income, lol? Dog trainer. It's probably not the worst job. Personal trainer, too. Just lie. People who pay a personal trainer must be dumb as shit so they won't notice. Tell them to go on a Paleo diet and only grassfed butter and ching ching.
2015-09-18 at 12:34 AM UTC
My grandma paid me 150 bucks to train her dog but then she went into a retirement home and the dog went to the pound
free money
anyway, mmmquestions...you just need to get a circle of scumbag friends/associates, and then scheme up ways to monetize the relationships, and insert yourself into any cash streams. Like, if you know a lot of people who like meth, put some effort into sourcing cheap meth and then start selling it to them. Or if you make friends with some titty dancers, and then take orders and deliver party favors to their workplace, for a premium of course. Or find someone who owns a small local business, and sell them materials, at a steep discount, that you sourced through theft or shoplifting. Or set up a black flea market, where people know they can reliably come purchase quality stolen goods from you at a low price, no questions asked, and of course you are building up inventory by serving as a fence for local shoplifters/thieves/burglars. The sky is the limit if you are willing to rub elbows with human scum, and are ambitious, versatile, and business-minded.
Like, you can't just say 'I want to be a meth dealer' and expect there to be a market waiting for you
It is better to find out what people are willing to buy, and tailor your business interests accordingly.
2015-09-18 at 12:39 AM UTC
Ah, speaking of dogs, my boxer died a couple weeks ago
I am done with pets, as soon as this other dog dies I am never having pets again
though this is a small dog, so it will probably live another 20 freaking years
2015-09-18 at 12:55 AM UTC
That sucks... I understand the no more pets thing, though.I feel the same. I hate losing family members who aren't complete assholes and I've had that happen to me enough times now.
2015-09-18 at 1:02 AM UTC
When my German Shepherd goes I'm done. Pets are more responsibility than I want at this point in my life.
