Posts by arthur treacher

2015-09-20 at 11:48 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

arthur treacher African Astronaut

well I'm ok with small talk, but when it gets on a deeper level, like especially this girl I am seeing right now for example, she sits there and expects me to come up with conversational subjects after I have exhausted all the regular stuff like asking questions about her, and after a while I run out of shit to talk about, at least that she would care about. I mean, I could go on and on about drugs or current events or crime or if I am making fun of someone, especially to their face, but really, no one cares about that shit, and when I am expected to come up with witty conversation, I really just don't have it in me. She literally rolls her eyes at me if I talk about stuff in the news. No one really cares about the things that I care about, and vice versa, I don't care about their stupid shit either, but at least I try to fake my way through it for the sake of diplomacy and getting pussy

2015-09-20 at 11:36 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

arthur treacher African Astronaut

Also, malice, for my psychoanalysis, I want to note that I am extremely manipulative, but underneath it all, the real me, is just really boring and I often feel like I have nothing to say to anyone, so I either keep silent or talk shit, and talking shit has gotten me into lots of trouble in real life. So nowadays I just keep my mouth shut mostly..

2015-09-20 at 11:32 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

arthur treacher African Astronaut

This one winter when I worked at a factory I worked the midnight shift, and it was over an hour commute so I had to leave for work at 9:30 pm to be there by 11:00 for the start of the shift, and it was dark by then outside and I went out to start my car and I see a nice orange tabby, trotting up to me in the circle of the garage floodlight, making that chirping 'mew' sound that they do. I smiled and said 'Hey cat' and bent down to pet its ears, and noticed that its tail was stripped off at just above the base, the fur and flesh completely gone, leaving behind nothing but a bloody exposed tailbone. I imagine that a dog almost got ahold of it, but who really knows?

2015-09-20 at 10:53 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

arthur treacher African Astronaut

Also, just for the record, I may have been a thief when the situation warranted, which was very, very, very often, but I never stole off of friends, acquaintances, or family,

and I never misrepresented drugs as something they weren't, I don't talk to cops for any reason, and I pretty much have the personality of a tree stump in real life, I don't come across as the friendly type. I am sufficiently adept at small talk, but I am mostly known for awkward silence. I overcompensate at the keyboard, only because I type fast and because I am on drugs 90% of the time that I am here..

2015-09-20 at 10:39 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

arthur treacher African Astronaut

It's really incredible and terrible how small minded and unknowledgeable the vast majority of people are. Decades and such important concepts, thoughts, seem to have never crossed their mind once. There are so many problems with life and other people.

But there are a lot of good things in people, too, and it's pretty much that you can't have one without the other, like, a relationship with a person is just a balance of the good and bad things about them and you, and also, without the bad qualities, the good qualities woudn't mean so much, and vice versa. Like, people I know are starting to die, my sister, my dog who was pretty much my best friend, my grandma is probably going to die in a few days, and it hurts, it hurts real bad, I even had to help carry my sisters casket and dig a grave for my 90lb. dog, but those bad times are part of the deal of having relationships, and in return I got to spend a lifetime (well their lifetime) of mostly good times that I wouldn't trade for the world.

Also, about the condescending thing, I was just trying to be respectful, mainly because I do respect you malice, and also partly because ever since I have started taking etizolam, I've lost my edge and am much less prone to anger, both in real life, and when I sit behind the keyboard.

2015-09-20 at 10:18 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

arthur treacher African Astronaut

You want the pods nigga.

Yeah, I probably do, but they are expensive, I should keep my opiate habit at less than 20 bucks a day, I have an informal budget for each drug. etizolam, weed, phenibut, Seeds cost me around 12 bucks a day if I buy the cheaper ones, and the high is better than any pill I have ever had, and I've tried them all. I can't remember exactly how much the pods were that I was looking at, because the link is on the favorites at this girl's house I stay at sometimes. But I do remember thinking 'holy fuck' when I saw how much they were, at the cheapest place I was looking at they were way, way too much. Also sort of hard to find. I did find like three places, though. I should get some pods just as a luxury purchase, and I bet they are great, but I am sort of a cheap fucker and it will hurt my feelings to spend so much to get high. I literally get emotionally and physically ill when I run low on money or spend too much....Like anyone who knows me can tell when I am pissed about money because I get like a thousand-yard stare

But conversely, I lack ambition to the point where I make just enough money to pay my bills and feed the household and get drugs, and then I stop and just fuck around and live my life. I am not one of those people who hustles every minute of the day to make a buck, it's only when I start to run low on funds that I become driven to acquire funds. I have turned down some opportunities and even just not shown up for jobs because my needs were already met.

Now that's not to say that I lack initiative, I will go over and above the call of duty to get what I want, and I am not against making lots of money if I don't have to put much effort into it.....just for one small example...remember when headshops sold bath salts? Well sometimes they would close down, and also there was a time when they were not allowed to sell certain kinds anymore so they stopped stocking them. Every time a headshop stopped selling the stuff, I was there hanging out around the parking lot, with a pocketful of research chemical samples stapled to a business card with a burner phone number on it. I would just cold approach people, who I knew where there for bath salt (the parking lots of these headshops looked like the clientele of a methadone clinic, except more slanted towards biker types), give them a sample, and tell them that if they liked it, I could get lots more. The chemicals I was passing out were the newer generation that weren't covered by the ban, and I got the best ones and people loved them. I made SO much fucking money with very little effort, one guy who loved the sample just happened to own a tattoo parlor and it was on like donkey kong.

I just typed this so malice has something to psychoanalyze while I go walk my stupid other dog, the one that survived

2015-09-20 at 9:42 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

arthur treacher African Astronaut

ok last post for while

it seems like the Crouton has totally overpowered the opium

fucking gay

2015-09-20 at 9:14 PM UTC in October 1st Liability Shift Fraud

arthur treacher African Astronaut

brb going to make a disguise thread

2015-09-20 at 9:12 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

arthur treacher African Astronaut

I have literally nothing to do this evening so I guess I am going to bid 1$ over the other contestants' shitposts

2015-09-20 at 9:10 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

arthur treacher African Astronaut

speaking of Crouton, I am almost out of poppy seeds so I am going to mix the last lb. I have with 5 grams of red maeng da and an etizolam...well not 'I am going to', more like 'I just did'.

already starting to feel it

I love drugs

2015-09-20 at 8:57 PM UTC in Artwork by Alex Grey.

arthur treacher African Astronaut

I think alex gay did the album covers for 'tool'

the typo was no accident, btw

2015-09-20 at 8:56 PM UTC in WTF IS THIS SHIT?

arthur treacher African Astronaut

fuck buckthorn

2015-09-20 at 8:43 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

arthur treacher African Astronaut

Have you dealt with cats before, malice? I don't want to seem like I am being condescending, but I am just going to proceed as if you don't know anything about cats, that way I don't have to wait for a response and I can just get my advice out there on paper and be done with it.

Here is what I do to attract strange cats: First, smell like tuna/have tuna in the vicinity (If you are going to feed it tuna, take it out of the can and put it in a bowl so it doesn't hurt its palate on any burrs or edges in the aluminum from opening the can...also rinse the can out well, maybe even with soapy water, to keep other cats at the city dump from licking out of the can and cutting their faces). Then: make yourself appear smaller, but not in a 'crouching to pounce' type of way, more of a relaxed 'look I am not looming over you' type of way. Next: extend your tuna-soaked hand out towards the cat, in a fist but with thumb and forefinger extended in a pincher motion. Talk to the cat in a high pitched voice, saying 'here kitty kitty' or something else with an -ee sound on the end, while moving your extended fingers in an enticing fashion. Then, once the cat comes within arms reach, snatch it in one smooth yet firm motion by the scruff of its neck (roughly the top of the shoulder area) and....oh wait we are trying to make friends here. I guess if you can get it to come to you, then that is good enough.

2015-09-20 at 7:36 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

arthur treacher African Astronaut

can of tuna = cat friend for life

2015-09-20 at 6:13 PM UTC in I am profoundly gifted James McBeath with Olympian Ä°Q

arthur treacher African Astronaut

why is this laced with british vernacular

2015-09-20 at 7:42 AM UTC in Warning: Avoid Tai bitches

arthur treacher African Astronaut

[FONT=Guardian Text Egyptian Web]"Thus, it is quite usual that an amputated penis is tossed out of an open window, where it may be captured by a duck."[/FONT]

2015-09-20 at 6:18 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

arthur treacher African Astronaut

Good to see im not missing a thing by not posting or coming here anymore

Neither are we

2015-09-20 at 3:19 AM UTC in Do you use Windows 7 or 8?

arthur treacher African Astronaut

I should, but I just haven't yet

I have been putting a lot of things off in life that I should be doing

2015-09-20 at 2:27 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

arthur treacher African Astronaut

stomach cancer is also really fucked up, too, as far as diseases that cause suffering.

2015-09-20 at 2:25 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

arthur treacher African Astronaut

there is masochism, and then there is agony so bad that you will dry heave, between futile pleas for mercy from god, whom you will find a sudden appreciation for while in extremis

I know people who work in hospice, it's just about the worst way to die

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