Posts by Needledick Needledick Needledick

1. 2019-03-26 at 4:46 PM UTC in The world trade center wasn't built in a day.
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Make of that what you will.
2. 2019-03-25 at 6:11 PM UTC in "I have a small ass dick"
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   ...what's an ass-dick?
3. 2019-03-25 at 3:32 AM UTC in I'm abstaining from drugs and alcohol
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Me too (probation).
4. 2019-03-22 at 9:29 PM UTC in Eating a bitcoin
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Try to scam elderely people by selling them those.
5. 2019-03-22 at 8:51 PM UTC in paging dr. bitchface
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   .Dude thats so weird, I just started saying "bitchface" in my head occasionaly.
6. 2019-03-22 at 8:40 PM UTC in I wanna buy some spy mics and cameras but I have nothing good to use them for.
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   I want to fuck around with some cool hidden cameras and mics because they're really cool and that would a fun activity that would feel "purposeful" or something. I could like, get a new computer, 2 monitors (for no real reason but to make it feel like a "command center" or "intelligence headquarters") and sit there and review the "intelligence" I gathered.
   
   But what is there to bug that isn't gonna just be boring and pointless, and also not off limits due to being too invasive of peoples privacy and against the golden rule like a therapists room or something?
7. 2019-03-22 at 4:01 AM UTC in I sexually identify as mail.
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   I'm mostly receiving. 📭
8. 2019-03-21 at 2:22 PM UTC in I think I'm gonna rent we're The Millers tonight.
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   It was ok. I'll rent Rambo next.
9. 2019-03-20 at 4:47 PM UTC in I think maybe I see ghost in a window right now
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Could just be a person, not sure.
10. 2019-03-20 at 4:42 PM UTC in My insurance company stopped paying for 2 dental check ups / cleanings a year...now it's down to one
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Get some gold teeth on their dime 👍
11. 2019-03-18 at 12:10 AM UTC in Butthole sex
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    That just made assrape more horrific to think about.
12. 2019-03-17 at 10:34 PM UTC in I would rather die of starvation than eat insects to survive
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    ...cept MAYBE chocolate covered crickets and ants, anything else no.
13. 2019-03-17 at 3:52 AM UTC in I think I'm gonna rent we're The Millers tonight.
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Looks decent. And kind of original, not that many comedies about drug trafficking.
14. 2019-03-16 at 6:40 AM UTC in Got called a "fuckwad"
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    You could've stole it for all he knew, dudes just doing what he's supposed to and you gave him attitude so he gave you some back.
15. 2019-03-16 at 3:23 AM UTC in White guy streaker disrupts black lives matter protest.
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Presumed deceased or incarcerated.
16. 2019-03-16 at 3:12 AM UTC in White guy streaker disrupts black lives matter protest.
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
17. 2019-03-14 at 5:51 AM UTC in Post your bucket list
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Sit on a folding chair on a skywalk in las vegas on acid and look at the strip at night.
18. 2019-03-14 at 5:05 AM UTC in Why don't I remember being circumsized?
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I was born circumsized, of course! 👍 :icon14:
19. 2019-03-13 at 1:07 PM UTC in I was starting to think the parking ramp was free, but it's these kiosks now
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

    Originally posted by Ghost troolled

    
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20. 2019-03-13 at 2:16 AM UTC in Woo-oo, woo-oo-oo, Woo-oo, woo-oo-oo...
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I miss 2006's commercials.