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1. 2019-04-12 at 6:45 AM UTC in What happened in the year of your thanks count?
   

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   Roman Empire
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   The Romans capture Serdica (modern Sofia), named after the Celtic tribe the Serdi.
   Agrippina the Elder is exiled to the island of Pandataria, and her sons (except Caligula) are imprisoned by Lucius Aelius Sejanus.
   Aulus Plautius, later leader of the invasion of Britain under the Emperor Claudius, was the suffect consul alongside Lucius Nonius Asprenas for July-December of AD 29.
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   Religion
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   According to the Gospel of Luke (Luke 3:1-2), the ministries of John the Baptist and Jesus probably began in this year.[1] Jesus baptized by John the Baptist.
   Jesus executed according to Roman Catholic tradition.[2]
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   Julia the Younger ages (estimated date), Roman noblewoman and granddaughter of the late emperor Augustus (b. 19BC)
   Livia, wife of Caesar Augustus and mother of then-current Roman Emperor Tiberius (b. 58 BC)
2. 2019-04-12 at 5:02 AM UTC in What is your favorite emote/smiley?
   

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   💩
3. 2019-04-12 at 4:59 AM UTC in I wanna buy some spy mics and cameras but I have nothing good to use them for.
   

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   Some bugs say you can insert a SIM card and then call the number and listen in live. I ordered a few sims cards, now I gotta fuck around with figuring out how to get this to work. Can you get a phone number and pay as you go plan assigned to a sim card without buying a phone? If not the moto e4 looks pretty good and its only $50.
   
   Maybe I should just get non gsm bug devices.
4. 2019-04-12 at 3:55 AM UTC in I payed off my mortgage!
   

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   They'll still take the house if you don't fork over property taxes. Unless you live in a country that isn't gay and not have them.
5. 2019-04-11 at 10:51 PM UTC in *sigh* I have go to gay ass group therapy once a week because my dui...
   

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   Originally posted by mmQ It doesnt work like that.

   
   Maybe if they actually give a shit...
   
   The dude even said he ain't gonna rag on me to the probation Jack-officer.
6. 2019-04-11 at 10:04 PM UTC in *sigh* I have go to gay ass group therapy once a week because my dui...
   

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   Originally posted by mmQ Oh you're gonna talk .
   
   Otherwise they'll say you're not participating and make you keep going until you do or just revoke your probation and make you sit your time.

   
   Thats not what the dude said. Otherwise I can just say "muh anxiety"
7. 2019-04-11 at 9:39 PM UTC in *sigh* I have go to gay ass group therapy once a week because my dui...
   

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   ...I'm sure the group is other dirtbags who are there for probation and don't give a shit...
   
   I'm so gonna not even talk 🙄🖕
8. 2019-04-11 at 9:37 PM UTC in All I can say is that my dick is pretty plain, I like watching the condoms gather rain...
   

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   It's not sane, it's not saa-aane.
9. 2019-04-10 at 5:26 PM UTC in CHINA TO BAN ALL FENTANYLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   

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   those chinese & their chemicles right
10. 2019-04-10 at 5:14 PM UTC in The most badass gay guy = Pacho Herrera
    

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11. 2019-04-10 at 3:20 PM UTC in If you look closely in the background you.can see life slowly passing me by
    

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    Draw out hours on a calendar and see how little time we have.
12. 2019-04-10 at 2:40 PM UTC in I should try to get outta work early by saying I have priapism today.
    

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    Should I get a boner or grab a banana? 🍌
13. 2019-04-10 at 3:50 AM UTC in Truck nuts are stupid.
    

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    If a vehicle had testicles, they wouldn't be that far back 🤦‍♂️. & what about the dick?
14. 2019-04-10 at 12:14 AM UTC in What do you think Pablo escobar thought of the film Scarface?
    

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    I bet he either thought it was good or it sucked.
15. 2019-04-09 at 9:23 PM UTC in There's a feeling I get, when I JACK OFF to the west
    

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    ...and the gradeschoolers will echo with laughter.
16. 2019-04-09 at 9:22 PM UTC in Do gas prices are going up...
    

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    Cars have screens that block siphoning devices.
17. 2019-04-09 at 8:43 PM UTC in Do gas prices are going up...
    

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    *So
    
    That'll help keep some riff raff off the roads. 👍
18. 2019-04-09 at 8:39 PM UTC in What meds r u on?
    

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    None 😌
19. 2019-04-09 at 6:40 PM UTC in Mecca for drug users
    

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    Lollapalooza & burning man ?
20. 2019-04-09 at 5:24 PM UTC in To put the fun in funeral
    

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    Get shitfacded before you go to read your eulogy.