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Why don't I remember being circumsized?

  1. 2019-03-14 at 5:05 AM UTC
    #1
    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I was born circumsized, of course! 👍 :icon14:
  2. 2019-03-14 at 5:13 AM UTC
    #2
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Your parents drugged you for the occasion. While you were still out, I slipped them a twenty to let me eat your discarded foreskin. It was softer and sweeter than what you'd get from an adult circumcision. Gotta love Johnson & Johnson!
  3. 2019-03-14 at 5:14 AM UTC
    #3
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    In some cultures, the foreskin is considered a delicacy.
  4. 2019-03-14 at 5:55 AM UTC
    #4
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Interesting, maybe I should visit one.
  5. 2019-03-14 at 5:57 AM UTC
    #5
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Why would you want to remember being circumcised???

  6. 2019-03-14 at 6:09 AM UTC
    #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    jedi mind tricks
  7. 2019-03-14 at 7:34 AM UTC
    #7
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    do all americans get the snip?

    thats fucked up man, you should kill yourselves
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. 2019-03-14 at 8:58 AM UTC
    #8
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls do all americans get the snip?

    thats fucked up man, you should kill yourselves

    Grylls yourself.
  9. 2019-03-14 at 2:28 PM UTC
    #9
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Be thankful all they probably gave you for the pain is some sugared water!
  10. 2019-03-14 at 2:38 PM UTC
    #10
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Be thankful all they probably gave you for the pain is some sugared water!

    Wut
  11. 2019-03-14 at 4:08 PM UTC
    #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    >be thankful you don't remember it
  12. 2019-03-14 at 4:35 PM UTC
    #12
    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
  13. 2019-03-14 at 4:36 PM UTC
    #13
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by aldra >be thankful you don't remember it

    It's quite stressful on the little body.
  14. 2019-03-14 at 4:38 PM UTC
    #14
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Remembers being circumsized.
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