Posts by Needledick Needledick Needledick

1. 2019-02-25 at 5:48 PM UTC in Do buisiness that use lots of power pay a flat fee for unlimited power use?
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   It seems like some places that have so much shit running probably do.
2. 2019-02-25 at 12:07 AM UTC in I think I'm gonna get a PS4 soon.
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Time to start thinking of a screen-name.
3. 2019-02-24 at 11:08 PM UTC in WellHung is like the discount brand version of Actro
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   He's got a bigger dick though.
4. 2019-02-24 at 10:43 PM UTC in Don't let the door hit you on the way out...
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   It's really windy out.
5. 2019-02-24 at 7:55 PM UTC in The Gay Drinking Thread
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Penis Colada
6. 2019-02-24 at 7:54 PM UTC in I'm hungover
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   ...but I got gfuel to counter it 💪
7. 2019-02-24 at 9:14 AM UTC in I wish I lived in the Dominican Republic, so I could get valium & xanax OTC
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   ...nuff said, why can't it just fucking be like that here 😩
8. 2019-02-24 at 5:53 AM UTC in What happens when panny tries to out-drink me
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   He always passes out
9. 2019-02-23 at 7:23 PM UTC in You can't go on water... Unless you've got... POWER
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   back to the future 2 😌
10. 2019-02-23 at 7:05 AM UTC in why don't all Christians just shoot themselves in the head and go to heaven ?
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    cause suicide is anti christrian?
11. 2019-02-23 at 6:59 AM UTC in Worst time to think about ghosts?
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I'd say at night in an old cemetary on acid or mushrooms. 😱
12. 2019-02-23 at 6:48 AM UTC in 2020
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    🍯
13. 2019-02-23 at 6:44 AM UTC in I just commited an act of infidelity (AKA: The Other-forums-you-frequent Thread)
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

    Originally posted by aldra bathroom walls

    
    So, reddit?
    
    
14. 2019-02-23 at 12:39 AM UTC in Don't go chasin penises, just stick to the vibrators and dildos you're used to...
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    ...I know that you're gonna bang it your way or nothin at all, but I think youre cummin to fast.
15. 2019-02-22 at 11:30 PM UTC in ɹɐǝʎ ʇsɐl oooos sᴉ ǝpoɯ dn ǝpᴉs-ʇɥƃᴉɹ / pɹɐʍɹoɟ uᴉ ƃuᴉʇsoԀ
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    .oɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ʍouʞ ʎlqɐqoɹd no⅄ ˙sᴉɥʇ pǝsn ʇsnɾ ɐplnoɔ no⅄
    
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16. 2019-02-22 at 12:38 PM UTC in Ezekiel 30:24
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick What about it?

    
    Perfect reply, nailed it
17. 2019-02-22 at 12:37 PM UTC in Ezekiel 30:24
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    What about it?
18. 2019-02-22 at 12:09 PM UTC in Drop shipping honey
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I have an idea for an online money making website that I think could actually work. Basically it's just drop shipping honey, let me explain.
    
    Set up a website callingitself something like "Honey Headquarters" or something, with a clip art of a beehive or something, advertising sales of all kinds of different kinds of honey.
    
    The listings of the honeys you have are all ones that you've got stored in a file ready to place an order from some random online seller selling they're unique honey, then just copy and paste the buyers shipping info and keep the the hugher price difference from your higher listed price as profit.
    
    You have the flexibility to half ass it as much as want, just having like 4 options, or be as much of a deciptful fuckass as you want, listing several hundred differnt exotic honeys but then just bait and switching, with some other kind of honey when there are really only a few options, or leave the site up as a hobby and see if it actually makes any money or not.
19. 2019-02-22 at 11:24 AM UTC in Who do you have a crush on at work?
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I'll semd her a nice card with somethng "cute" adressed from "Secret Admirer" absolutely free.
20. 2019-02-22 at 9:55 AM UTC in Why can't we be Shitfuckers?💩, why can't we be shitfuckers?💩, why can't we be shitfuckers?💩, why can't we be shitfuckers?💩
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Why can't we be Shitfuckers💩
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    I really remember you when you drank my wine
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    I'd seen ya walking down in Chinatown
    I called ya but you could not look around
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    I pay my money to the welfare line
    I see ya standing in it every time
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    The color of your skin don't matter to me
    As long as we can live in harmony
    Why can't we be Shitfuckers💩
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    I'd kinda' like to be the president
    So I could show you how your money's spent
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    Why can't we be Shitfuckers💩
    Sometimes I don't speak right
    But yet I know what I'm talking about
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    I know you're working for the CIA
    They wouldn't have you in the mafia
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    Now shitfuckers💩 will be stuck in your head for the rest of your life when you hear that song come on.