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  1. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Cause I think if would be cool if one of the customers had a heart attack...it'd be be interesting.

    ...or if a car crashed into the building.
  2. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I can see it in the pixels that make up the image of his eyes.
  3. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    The space exploration budget should be cut greatly.
  4. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    How are you not in jail...
  5. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I forgot 97% of the details, i remeber that much. It actually got to me in the dream i started feeling afriad & dissapointed cause all along I thought I had slightly above averege or at least dead on averege dick until then. I might have have actually felt some relief when I woke up & found out it was a dream,
  6. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    "I'm actually a dog myself, i'm trans genus"

  7. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Its boring, theres nothing to see there and all that I see on the news from there is crimes and highway accidents. There is a prison there which everybody knows about for some reason, that one and marquette, but not the others for some reason.
  8. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I woulda just got a moto e4 for $50.
  9. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Panda Express
  10. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Originally posted by Sophie You better pick a case from modern times and hack the archives of the people who had jurisdiction at the time. Because you're going to need some more than. "I dun did it"

    This is why investigators don't release all the information to the public. The real perpetrator and the police are the only two entities that know certain kinds of information. Also, if you do somehow manage to pull this off, you are basically making sure the person who did do it will never get caught.

    If you're ok with that, i guess go for it.

    Thanks for pointing that out bro. I could just not give a specific name/case and basically say "in 20-- I abducted, raped, & murdered some girl/lady when I was half drunk and cruising around lower michigan" with made up details what I did with the body.
  11. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I have this idea about looking up an unsolved local or semi local missing person, and then writing a letter (falsely) confessing that I raped & murdered her and hiding or storing the letter somewhere securely where it would be found and read if I were to die so that my family members won't be sad that about my passing. It might mess with their heads and emotions somewhat still, and maybe the case would be wrongfully documented as me raping & killing the person, but at least they won't be sad right? 👍
  12. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Originally posted by A College Professor source?

    1. basic logic.
    2. google.com
  13. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Originally posted by Technologist Or they might think of more gory ways to kill their victims.

    ...the 2nd sentence of the op 🤦‍♂️
  14. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Create a camera program that scans for the image of cash banknotes from up to 100+ feet, use it with drones and have the drone fly over target areas and send the gps coordinates of the hits it picked up on. If if doesn't work sell the app for $4.99.
  15. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    *on

    Would they be like... "Ah shit...why'd I kill those people, I've caused so much sadness that there didn't need to be, I'm not doing that shit anymore"

    ...or would they be like "I just thought of a GREAT new way to kill people". ?
  16. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    A battery powered battery charger?
  17. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Good job if you're a bullshitter too.
  18. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    What if its another guy
  19. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    penis.jpg in spolier

  20. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Then just add the button to my account when I wanna use it?
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