2019-05-01 at 10:10 PM UTC
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I wish I had a health problem.
My life would be more interesting & adventurous. Less woukd be expected of me to do and I could possilbg get some disability momey. Instead I gotta rot away more slowly in good health.
and stairway to heaven... songs with that kinda of...i dunno the word..."flow" are more annoying than most other regular overplayed songs
What overplayed songs do bother you most kre than others?
Got a ticket today, they must've looked up the VIN. Still saved $2.60
2019-05-01 at 5:23 PM UTC
in
Getting a boner is gay
...but not if you put honey on your dick, no gay guys put honey on their dick :icon14:
Get on probation so you're alcohol & drug tested.
2019-05-01 at 5:15 PM UTC
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Getting a boner is gay
When gays guys get it on one has to get a boner. Think about that next you get a boner or start getting a boner.
...Just bringing assholes food and then bringing dirty dishes to the back. And alot of them ain't even hot or cute, sorry but your in the wrong like of work... I'm like is that really the best pick they coulda hired lol.
2019-04-30 at 12:40 AM UTC
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How to save energy and money
so the fridge doesn't work as hard to keep it cool? 🤯
I wish I could live a big house with my mom where i'd have like he whole upstairs to myself and she'd never come up and say anything to me. Just texts. That'd be nice. Or a nice polebarn thing.
I wonder if you could get away with squatting on a cruise ship.
He must not be good at bullshit'n.
Come to think of it, I've never watched my dick as it become erect.
2019-04-29 at 3:02 AM UTC
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Manual Labor
I'm just gonna live a vehicle / shitty camper.
Any claims that people are, are bullshit. Don't worry about saving food, the reason so much is thrown out is because we have such a fuckin shitton that we actually have to, and the food banks and charites have a shitton stacked up to the ceiling also.
I'm not saying don't give a little nick-nack to your food bank once in a while though.
...or was he a trans-race? lol