Posts by Needledick Needledick Needledick

1. 2019-05-19 at 4:56 PM UTC in 💡Supergluing a squirting dildo on a random part of your body.
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Think people on video chats would think you're a circus freak with a dick growing from a random part of his body?
2. 2019-05-19 at 4:44 PM UTC in So people are mad at Taylor swift for slipping an "n-bomb" in one of her songs at a live performance...
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   ...the clipping didn't say what song though. My guess is it was "cause nigga now we got baaad blood", what else would it be?
3. 2019-05-19 at 3:42 PM UTC in 💡 Supergluing a squirting dildo on your body near your dick.
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Think people on video chats would think you have 2 dicks?
   
   You might wanna get a boner first with your own dick so they dont raise eyebrows.
4. 2019-05-19 at 11:09 AM UTC in Get up ya bums
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   bitch i only fell semi asleep for maybe an hour and i have both jobs today
5. 2019-05-19 at 3:42 AM UTC in I think I'm gonna just get a parking ticket a couple times this week.
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

   Originally posted by Technologist Won’t that somehow add points to your license?

   
   
   No.
6. 2019-05-19 at 12:14 AM UTC in I hate the part
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   the words hangover.
7. 2019-05-19 at 12 AM UTC in I think I'm gonna just get a parking ticket a couple times this week.
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Also... is it a criminal offense if I put an old ticket under my windshield wiper and they check it & found out what I did? [EDIT] after 3 minnutes of research, i'm not gonna try this.
8. 2019-05-18 at 11:56 PM UTC in I think I'm gonna just get a parking ticket a couple times this week.
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Cause its still cheaper and even a little bit less of a hassle to pay the ticket, also... theres still a chance they'll miss me if I do the "park backwards an inch from the wall" trick. Also I wanna see how they got my plate # last time I got a ticket when I did that, I think they looked up the VIN, but I could make use of my cameras and find out.
9. 2019-05-17 at 9:12 PM UTC in did billy joel die?
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   they play his songs on the radio alot.
10. 2019-05-15 at 10:20 PM UTC in What does Marsellus Wallace look like
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    English little sucka do you speak it!?
11. 2019-05-15 at 10:17 PM UTC in Skinwalker ranch phenomena
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson See therein lies the problem…the burden of proof isn't on the doubter, it's on the claimant.
    
    Millions of dollars spend, a team of scientists over several years, ground sensors, HD video cameras, 24/7 surveillance and what is the result…the usual "Well me and Jim saw this big black dog that was like 11ft tall come out of a orange glowing portal…didn't we Jim?" "ehh oh yeah an orange dog, yeah we saw that shit".
    
    lolol

    
    I think they said the beings or whatever avoid and/or mess up the cameras functioning or something and that's why theres lack of video evidence.
12. 2019-05-15 at 5:10 PM UTC in Integrity . Haha
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    If there was some situation where I could sacrifice myself to save the entire human race, I guess I would if me and everyone die anyways.
    
    But if it was either me or the whole human race die I'd probably save myself and enjoy all the worlds riches.
13. 2019-05-15 at 5:01 PM UTC in The moon, the stars, the sky.
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    The sky looks cool sometimes with when there are really large intricate cloud formations, like the sky is a big painting. Usually I just think "that would look so cool on acid...but I'm not...*sigh*
    
    This one time a couple years ago, there was this big pink cloud cluster that had a lighting storm going on inside for like well over an hour.
14. 2019-05-14 at 10:27 PM UTC in "We can't help that we POPular, and these folks wanna FLOCK to us...
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    ...a million plus with binOCulars, so come on and just ROCK with us"
    
    Ima bee, ima bee, ima bee, ima bee
    
    😳🤫
15. 2019-05-14 at 2:45 AM UTC in They're hiring ... above Minimum wage
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
16. 2019-05-14 at 2:30 AM UTC in While talking to Luigi aka ACP
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    One time I saw the same type of car that was on an amber alert and didnt do anything.
17. 2019-05-13 at 11:05 PM UTC in Do different contexts call for different words for penis be to be used?
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    usually dick sounds appropriate but "ding-dong" would sound odd to say causally most times like dick.
18. 2019-05-13 at 10:38 PM UTC in Joints vs. Blunts vs. Bongs
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Empty toilet paper roll pipes :icon14:
19. 2019-05-13 at 6:47 AM UTC in Last movie you watched
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I think it was Nightcrawler.
20. 2019-05-13 at 4:36 AM UTC in Polishing off a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue this weekend
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Did it collect dust?