Originally posted by RIPtotse
Wow gross. I've literally only had sex with someone older than Me once and I was 12 and she was 19-20 and stupid fucking hot.
Literally the first time we had sex when we got done I said, wow…I didn't think I'd be 12, and she said, wow that makes me feel so bad.
Yah it should make you feel bad you stupid pedo bitch, not sure if you caused me to shoot dope for 11 years but I'm sure it didn't help.
I've thought about making a fake fb and telling her husband now…her dad is a martial arts teacher and who I got my black belt from…that's how we met.
Life's fuxking nuts.
User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "gross"!
Fucking new insurance company never filed my sr-22 with the state so they suspended my license and vehicle registration. Now I have to go to a god damn hearing to file an appeal and provide proof that this is not my fault via my own but very limited free time. I am beyond pissed as this all could have been very easily avoided. No one gets an sr-22 for fun and when you get one the insurance agent is SUPPOSE to submit proof of it to the state to keep you free and clear of bullshit like this. Anyways, I am pretty fucked at the moment and have no idea what to do to proceed right now.
I never went without insurance and have proof of that. But looks like I either have to go to the bmv or court or some shit. Paper work is vague as usual and just says I need to appear with or without an attorney and fix this or stay fucked but doesn't even tell me where to appear. I guess on Monday I'll drive up to the BMV and yell at those faggots about this injustice.
In the meantime I run the risk of going to jail and eating baloney sandwiches. #DUMBASFUCK
Those mexican neighbors of ours got mad drunk and started brawling again tonight. A couple of them got too close to her car so she ran outside with a baseball bat and started conking them out. There were a good 30 or so mexicans and they were all so drunk that most of them didn't even know who was fighting who and all of them were tripping over their pants. While my girlfriend was knocking them out of the park the mexicans were fighting each other with gardening tools. After 20 minutes the cops rolled up and told everyone to knock it off. Apparently tonight's fight started over an argument over who had the cleanest pin stripes on their shitty cars.
Read your lease first and see that it more than likely says you have zero rights as a tenant and that the Landlord can fuck you however hard they chose and legally you have to take it. If you want out tell them and be up front about it so they can find someone else and don't have a vacant apartment for weeks or months. How close is the lease to being up?
SWIM has a friend, he has been seeing his apartment neighborhood going to trash.
He is a no problem renter, been solid for years. He kinda in a spot of going to need to renew his rent and deal with the neighborhood at the moment. Would is possible to try negotiating down the breaking lease penalty w/e? He intents to do it if something good enough pops up.
Ground clearance is 7.2 inches. The average penis size is 6 inches.
In stupid terms, my girlfriend can drive over most dicks without ever touching them. Some big ones might slap the bumper but they will just get bent out of the way after that and wont even cum close to touching her oil enhancement. Got it?
Skid plates and cross-members are 2 entirely separate things unless they are not but for the sake of what I am trying to say they are. Skid plates protect important shit when driving over shitty shit like when you go off roading. Cross-members are just structural pieces that help hold stuff together.
It's obvious some people in this thread wouldn't know a skid plate if they got smacked in the face with one.
if she bust the thing off or just knocked the enhancement off and it started gushing out the oil and she's taking a turn around a corner her rear wheels could get engine oil all over them causing her to skid out or even hard braking on a highway because people in front hit their brakes suddenly and she would just slide right into them.
go to a pull yard and find her model of car and pull it and place back on her car for her.
The oil enhancement is a good bit up past the oil pan. It's clear of the road and for her to destroy it shed half to take out her front bumper, radiator and also 3 dozen other parts would be damaged before that enhancement if it were to bottom out that hard.
Got up and immediately started doing chores around the house for a solid hour and a half. Went to harbor freight and bought an air chuck so I can inflate my tires with my new air compressor. Drove to my dad's house and unloaded a half ton of rocks out of his truck for him. Stopped at a bank and closed one of my accounts. Now Im at work.
Anyways, I woke up yesterday and went to some rich fancy pants neighborhood and bought a giant retirees air compressor for half price of new and as a bonus he threw in a 25 foot long air hose.
Then I rushed home and got ready for work. Yup, I went to work on my birthday. For 8 hours and 45 minutes... 💪
When I finally made it home it was after midnight. Took a shower and microwaved dinner that my girlfriend so kindly and thoughtfully made for me. 😁🍴 It was scrumptious.
Then I sat at my computer for a long long minute while contemplating the perfect gift to get her. AND I FOUND IT!
Also I logged onto the usps website to verify some bullshit because apparently they are retarded. After all that I ate some delicious chocolate cake.
Originally posted by Lodger Free
What what the fuck happens when you drive over a bump with a piece of metal or debris on a shitty road at a high rate of speed ripping the oil filter bracket off?
What kind of car does not have a skid plate protecting this? It's a bitch to remove but it's there to serve a purpose
The oil enhancement is up and out of the way of the ground.
