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Posts by BeeReBuddy

  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Fucking new insurance company never filed my sr-22 with the state so they suspended my license and vehicle registration.
    Now I have to go to a god damn hearing to file an appeal and provide proof that this is not my fault via my own but very limited free time.
    I am beyond pissed as this all could have been very easily avoided.
    No one gets an sr-22 for fun and when you get one the insurance agent is SUPPOSE to submit proof of it to the state to keep you free and clear of bullshit like this.
    Anyways, I am pretty fucked at the moment and have no idea what to do to proceed right now.

    I never went without insurance and have proof of that.
    But looks like I either have to go to the bmv or court or some shit.
    Paper work is vague as usual and just says I need to appear with or without an attorney and fix this or stay fucked but doesn't even tell me where to appear.
    I guess on Monday I'll drive up to the BMV and yell at those faggots about this injustice.

    In the meantime I run the risk of going to jail and eating baloney sandwiches.
    #DUMBASFUCK
  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Those mexican neighbors of ours got mad drunk and started brawling again tonight.
    A couple of them got too close to her car so she ran outside with a baseball bat and started conking them out.
    There were a good 30 or so mexicans and they were all so drunk that most of them didn't even know who was fighting who and all of them were tripping over their pants.
    While my girlfriend was knocking them out of the park the mexicans were fighting each other with gardening tools.
    After 20 minutes the cops rolled up and told everyone to knock it off.
    Apparently tonight's fight started over an argument over who had the cleanest pin stripes on their shitty cars.
  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Read your lease first and see that it more than likely says you have zero rights as a tenant and that the Landlord can fuck you however hard they chose and legally you have to take it.
    If you want out tell them and be up front about it so they can find someone else and don't have a vacant apartment for weeks or months.
    How close is the lease to being up?
  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    SWIM has a friend, he has been seeing his apartment neighborhood going to trash.

    He is a no problem renter, been solid for years.
    He kinda in a spot of going to need to renew his rent and deal with the neighborhood at the moment.
    Would is possible to try negotiating down the breaking lease penalty w/e?
    He intents to do it if something good enough pops up.
  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Ground clearance is 7.2 inches.
    The average penis size is 6 inches.

    In stupid terms, my girlfriend can drive over most dicks without ever touching them.
    Some big ones might slap the bumper but they will just get bent out of the way after that and wont even cum close to touching her oil enhancement.
    Got it?
  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Lodger Free Don't you ever contradict me ever again you son of a bitch.

    I can fit under my girlfriend's car.
    My whole body.
    I am able to easily wiggle up underneath it from the front and come back out from the back.
  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Skid plates and cross-members are 2 entirely separate things unless they are not but for the sake of what I am trying to say they are.
    Skid plates protect important shit when driving over shitty shit like when you go off roading.
    Cross-members are just structural pieces that help hold stuff together.

    It's obvious some people in this thread wouldn't know a skid plate if they got smacked in the face with one.
  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Hello??
  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I lost interest in smoking marijuana once it became legal.
    It just didn't seem cool anymore.
  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Lodger Free Seriously Fona

    if she bust the thing off or just knocked the enhancement off and it started gushing out the oil and she's taking a turn around a corner her rear wheels could get engine oil all over them causing her to skid out or even hard braking on a highway because people in front hit their brakes suddenly and she would just slide right into them.

    go to a pull yard and find her model of car and pull it and place back on her car for her.

    The oil enhancement is a good bit up past the oil pan.
    It's clear of the road and for her to destroy it shed half to take out her front bumper, radiator and also 3 dozen other parts would be damaged before that enhancement if it were to bottom out that hard.
  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Obviously burritos.
    They are bigger, less messy, you can fit them in your pockets and you can throw them better.
  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Got up and immediately started doing chores around the house for a solid hour and a half.
    Went to harbor freight and bought an air chuck so I can inflate my tires with my new air compressor.
    Drove to my dad's house and unloaded a half ton of rocks out of his truck for him.
    Stopped at a bank and closed one of my accounts.
    Now Im at work.
  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Happy birthday mine was a day before yours

    Happy birthday to you too.
  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Happy belated birthday me.
    Why thanks I.

    So glad someone remembered. 😾

    You guys suck 🌭s.

    Anyways, I woke up yesterday and went to some rich fancy pants neighborhood and bought a giant retirees air compressor for half price of new and as a bonus he threw in a 25 foot long air hose.



    Then I rushed home and got ready for work.
    Yup, I went to work on my birthday.
    For 8 hours and 45 minutes... 💪

    When I finally made it home it was after midnight.
    Took a shower and microwaved dinner that my girlfriend so kindly and thoughtfully made for me. 😁🍴
    It was scrumptious.

    Then I sat at my computer for a long long minute while contemplating the perfect gift to get her.
    AND I FOUND IT!

    Also I logged onto the usps website to verify some bullshit because apparently they are retarded.
    After all that I ate some delicious chocolate cake.

    Now I'm going to bed.
  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Lodger Free What what the fuck happens when you drive over a bump with a piece of metal or debris on a shitty road at a high rate of speed ripping the oil filter bracket off?

    What kind of car does not have a skid plate protecting this? It's a bitch to remove but it's there to serve a purpose

    The oil enhancement is up and out of the way of the ground.
  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Half of you would just to say you're gay.
    I hate this world.
  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Lodger Free No skid plate?

    No
  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy



    Now I just need to figure out who to sell it to…

    I just sold it for $40+$20 shipping and handling.
  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Unfortunately I have little to no time to play and enjoy it myself so I obviously don't feel much like continuing to pay for it.
    If you want the server files I can download them or you can just send me the money to cover the monthly payment for the server.
    It's not due just yet but I'm giving you all a heads up that I have no interest in paying for something I don't get to enjoy.
    The next payment is due 5/29 and it costs $9.99 a month.
  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by aldra is the server broken? port in OP is closed

    I woke up and checked the server after running out of websites to dick off on.
    It said the server was stopped.
    I started it back up again.
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