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Posts by BeeReBuddy

  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    ^I really want that or one similar.
    They haven't e-mailed me back but I got cash ready to buy it.
  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Anyone still playing this?
  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Might hit this one up tomorrow.


    https://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/d/centerburg-suzuki-sx/7491630654.html

    It's 4 wheel drive.
    A manual
    And its Chinese which is awesome because I miss being racist in my jap car.

    I could get a vanity plate that read "Xi Phoo" or something and have a blast with it.

    Not bad on gas either.
  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    That Buick has a coolant leak and oil leak. A broken bolt connecting the air intake manifold.
    Sounds suspect and problematic.
  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Tomorrow I have lined up to go look at a 2002 Buick Lesabre with 65k miles.

    I like old people's taste as they prioritize comfort.
  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Thanks for everyone's input.
    When I left the house today I didn't plan on buying it. Figured there was a 20% chance I would but really needed to start looking and that's what I did.

    Tomorrow I plan on looking some more.
  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Lately my current ride has been giving me worries.
    Mainly it has some really bad rust issues and I'm concerned I'll be on the highway and the suspension mount will break or the gas tank will just fall off.
    Also, it started shaking worse at highway speeds.
    I drove it all last year and could go 80mph with no real issues but now that speed has decreased to roughly 62mph and it starts to shake bad enough that I become genuinely concerned about my own safety.
    This combined with the fact it constantly leaks every fluid you put into it has got me looking at other options.

    Last night after working for 11 hours I found myself at home looking on FB Marketplace when I saw an Audi for sale and it was dirt cheap.
    First I thought that it must be a scam but I checked again this morning and it was still posted.
    Better yet it was 6 minutes away so I went to check it out.






    The asking price was $1600.
    It is a 2005 Audi Quattro 2.0T or something.
    150k miles

    Clean inside and out I asked the dealer what was the catch....
    He told me that he hasn't looked at it and it came in as a repo.
    Intrigued I asked to test drive it and he said "okay" then proceeded to pull out a 5 foot long wire and connected one end to the battery and the other end to the starter.
    :/

    Started up and ran like shit for a few minutes while it learned fuel codes but stabilized and sounded good.
    I jumped in and took off down the road.



    I was never told anything about the fact is was slower than dog shit and wasn't able to go above 35mph.
    Found out while trying to merge onto the highway that it was too good to be true.
    Had to take a long way back to drop it off and told the dealer I didn't appreciate him leaving out that key bit of information.

    He apologized and I went home.

    I'm still glad I went and looked at it today because I have to start somewhere but even if it ran perfect I still probably wasn't going to buy it as it took premium fuel.

    Did I mention the brand new turbo the seller was bragging about it having didn't even work?

    Yeah, I'm going to keep looking and post of my adventures doing so here in this thread.
  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Meikai if that bitch ever calls again i'll kill her šŸ˜¤

    Can't the two of you both jack off and be happy?
  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    No but only because I have made the world a better place.
  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Oh brother...

    Sounds to me like you got it all figured out.

    I wish you luck.
    Sincerely I do and I hope for an update soon.

    Stay off the meth.
    Kind of impossible in Florida but try your best to stay off the meth.

    Post pics plz.
  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I've seen all types.
    Done amazing things with.
    Now Im tired of it.
    Every week I gotta mow this shit.
    I don't even keep my pubes this nice.
    Is there a way to make it stop?
    I've looked into alternative ground cover but it's costly even for the little yard I deal with.
    Thought about killing all of it but I know it will show back up even worse as 100% weeds.
    I guess it's nice to look at sometimes but for real for real the dogs just shit on it.
    Is there any way I can keep it from growing so much?
    Looking for a cheap and easy way out of not having to deal with this for an hour a week all summer long.
  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Had trouble going to sleep.
    Tossed and turned.
    Got to hot.
    Finally started sleeping probably around 4.
    Woke up at 7:30.
    Went back to sleep and woke up at 12:30.
    Fuck me, now my day is shot.
    No time to do much of anything at all.
  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Democrats suck.
  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Good morning.
    Feels like Monday but it's Tuesday and I can't wait for Friday.
    Another one of my friends is starting work with me today and I am really excited about it.
    My supervisor texted me last night asking if I wanted to come in early today.
    I absolutely do not want to go in early today but I'll give them an hour.
    I'm not getting paid for yesterday and I only want to go in to try and make my losses next check a little less.
    My guess is no one else is going to show up early and everyone will have to stay late anyways.
    Before I go my goals are to clean the cat's litter box which I already have and to get the tire fixed on my car so I don't have to keep fucking with it every day.
    Pretty sure my girlfriend wants me to clean the bathrooms or something too.
    Anyways, time is flying by this morning and I've got to keep at it.
    TTYL

    Have a great day
  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    Time will cum soon enough that sex bots will be common place.
    I'd like my first experience with a sex bot to be some noisy belt driven orgasm control with a joystick and talk to me in many beeps.
    Something quite comical yet satisfying.
  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    No more guns allowed ever.
    Guns kill people.
    Guns wake up and think "who can i kill today?"
    Guns are evil.
    Ban guns now and no more violence ever ever never.
    I believe in the government and Joe Biden should have guns but not me.
    He protects me.
    He protects me from guns and carona vitus.
    I think its time to implement plan E for "eeeeeĀ“EEEEEE NO MORE GUNS".
    Everyone surrender your weapons and lay your arms down.
    Put your feet up and feel safe now.
  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Good morning all.
    The weekend has been pretty good so far.
    Saturday we did lots of family stuff plus I got a sweet nap in.
    Yesterday we smoked so much chicken and then went to a party. The chicken was great.
    Party was lulzy.
    The kid is potty trained and it only took a week.
    She is mad psyched about taking a piss now and yells the news for all to hear.
    The terrible twos have struck and tantrums are very common.
    It got to the point I even started reading up on them because I want to help out my girlfriend in dealing with them.
    Apparently you just have to let them ride it out somewhat and make sure not to do anything rewarding to get them to stop or it will make it worse.
    I'm not a big "time out" person but I might try it today and see how the results of that go.
    I guess so long as you can ignore it they eventually quit doing it once they realize it isn't producing the results they want.

    Anyways, got 1 day left of this three day weekend and want to do something fun.
    Surely most everywhere will be packed today but hopefully I can come up with something decent for the three of us to do.

    How has your weekend been? How are you?
  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    At my last job there was a woman who thought she was a man and one lunch break me and the guys were in the bathroom seeing who could piss the farthest when she walked in and tried to act like she belonged in there with us.
    She came in last place in the pissing contest and we promptly kicked her out and told her to check her dick.
    Im pretty sure HR had to sit her down and draw a picture to explain to her that she was a girl.
  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    All the live long day and live long night.
  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    My gf covered it in nigger seasonings and my job is to mop it every 30 minutes.
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