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Fona 5-17-2022

  1. 2022-05-17 at 6:12 AM UTC
    #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Happy belated birthday me.
    Why thanks I.

    So glad someone remembered. 😾

    You guys suck 🌭s.

    Anyways, I woke up yesterday and went to some rich fancy pants neighborhood and bought a giant retirees air compressor for half price of new and as a bonus he threw in a 25 foot long air hose.



    Then I rushed home and got ready for work.
    Yup, I went to work on my birthday.
    For 8 hours and 45 minutes... 💪

    When I finally made it home it was after midnight.
    Took a shower and microwaved dinner that my girlfriend so kindly and thoughtfully made for me. 😁🍴
    It was scrumptious.

    Then I sat at my computer for a long long minute while contemplating the perfect gift to get her.
    AND I FOUND IT!

    Also I logged onto the usps website to verify some bullshit because apparently they are retarded.
    After all that I ate some delicious chocolate cake.

    Now I'm going to bed.
  2. 2022-05-17 at 3:12 PM UTC
    #2
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Happy birthday mine was a day before yours
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  3. 2022-05-17 at 3:13 PM UTC
    #3
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Don't say scrumptious
  4. 2022-05-17 at 3:17 PM UTC
    #4
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    My girlfriends bday is this week.
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  5. 2022-05-17 at 4:31 PM UTC
    #5
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RIPtotse My girlfriends bday is this week.

    Buy urself a present
  6. 2022-05-17 at 6:16 PM UTC
    #6
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Happy belated birthday buddy. How old are you now. Ill watch ur sweet vid later
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  7. 2022-05-17 at 6:17 PM UTC
    #7
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    dem mexicans hear that thing rattlin itl be gone in 3 nights
  8. 2022-05-17 at 6:17 PM UTC
    #8
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    happy birf day nigger
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  9. 2022-05-17 at 6:37 PM UTC
    #9
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Happy birthday mine was a day before yours

    Happy birthday to you too.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. 2022-05-17 at 6:40 PM UTC
    #10
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Got up and immediately started doing chores around the house for a solid hour and a half.
    Went to harbor freight and bought an air chuck so I can inflate my tires with my new air compressor.
    Drove to my dad's house and unloaded a half ton of rocks out of his truck for him.
    Stopped at a bank and closed one of my accounts.
    Now Im at work.
  11. 2022-05-25 at 5:04 AM UTC
    #11
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Nice air compressor those are always good to have for air tools n tires bud. Id totally drink brews with u oneday
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