Anyways, I woke up yesterday and went to some rich fancy pants neighborhood and bought a giant retirees air compressor for half price of new and as a bonus he threw in a 25 foot long air hose.
Then I rushed home and got ready for work. Yup, I went to work on my birthday. For 8 hours and 45 minutes... 💪
When I finally made it home it was after midnight. Took a shower and microwaved dinner that my girlfriend so kindly and thoughtfully made for me. 😁🍴 It was scrumptious.
Then I sat at my computer for a long long minute while contemplating the perfect gift to get her. AND I FOUND IT!
Also I logged onto the usps website to verify some bullshit because apparently they are retarded. After all that I ate some delicious chocolate cake.
Got up and immediately started doing chores around the house for a solid hour and a half. Went to harbor freight and bought an air chuck so I can inflate my tires with my new air compressor. Drove to my dad's house and unloaded a half ton of rocks out of his truck for him. Stopped at a bank and closed one of my accounts. Now Im at work.