2022-05-21 at 4:28 AM UTC
Those mexican neighbors of ours got mad drunk and started brawling again tonight.
A couple of them got too close to her car so she ran outside with a baseball bat and started conking them out.
There were a good 30 or so mexicans and they were all so drunk that most of them didn't even know who was fighting who and all of them were tripping over their pants.
While my girlfriend was knocking them out of the park the mexicans were fighting each other with gardening tools.
After 20 minutes the cops rolled up and told everyone to knock it off.
Apparently tonight's fight started over an argument over who had the cleanest pin stripes on their shitty cars.
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2022-05-21 at 4:32 AM UTC
sounds like she would be good at 7d2d
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2022-05-21 at 8:54 AM UTC
your girlfriend is badass
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2022-05-22 at 12:54 PM UTC
I use a remote-controlled fake skunk when that happens.
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