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Posts by BeeReBuddy

  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    Who wouldn't want?
  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    It was mostly to kill time but I saw a couple things and I got my picture taken in a space suit.

  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I use to smoke before work all the time. It makes the morning drag though.

    My buddy where I work now is always getting high smoking or eating edibles and will bust out laughing and spit all over himself at the slightest giggle inducing moment.
  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Tonight's not bad at work.
    1 person is missing.
    Work is light.
    Came in 70 minutes early.
    Getting close to being done.
    A few trucks to load and some clean up.
    Then off to the bar to watch my coworkers act stupid and awkward.
    After that Im going home to a wonderful 3 day weekend.
  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Happy Friday folks.
    I've went into work early everyday this week to make a little extra cash.
    Tonight is going to be one of my co-workers last day on our shift so after work we all are going to the bar to see him off.
    Then Tuesday when we go back my old co-worker is starting with us.
    This will be the second good friend I've brought in to work with me now.
    I'm getting a lot of respect at work lately and everyone seems to be doing great and is really happy.
    Today my girlfriend took off work to prepare for the weekend.
    We have a graduation party to go to and she has 80 pieces of chicken to smoke on the smoker for it.
    Out of the blue my mom says she is having a cook out on the same day too probably just to annoy me.
    Anyways, money is good, work is good, life is good.
    Everything is good.

    What plans do you have for your 3 day weekend?
  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    2 years of sobriety!
    Congrats George Floyd.
    I wish more people could be like you.
  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Server is fixed. Handing Aldra over the controls tonight because I don't have time to play much less monitor the server.
  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by aldra 'assault weapon' is just a nebulous term to make guns seem scary.

    Yes, that's what I said.

    I understand the rest fully but stating everything would just confuse the dumbasses I was trying to make a point to in the first place.
  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I wasn't trying to get technical on the matter.
    Was just proving a couple points that I'm sure some will disagree with here shortly and tell me I am retarded and that I need to go give all the black people I see tomorrow $50 and wear a rainbow to support gay Ukraine even though they are the terrorists and not the Russians...
  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    A gun is a gun and nothing more.

    Rifle (noun) - a gun, especially one fired from shoulder level, having a long spirally grooved barrel intended to make a bullet spin and thereby have greater accuracy over a long distance.

    Assault (verb) -intentionally putting another person in reasonable apprehension of an imminent harmful or offensive contact

    To describe a rifle as an assault rifle, the word assault would have to be an adjective.

    Also, if there was such a thing as an assault rifle then there would have to also be a defense rifle.

    Now onto today's top story.

    Media - An 18-year-old Texan has shot and killed 19 students.

    Reality - Young illegal alien hopped up on gender reassignment hormones goes berserk and murders 19 children in a school.


    Keep in mind if it was a white guy who shot up the school that the media would be posting the headline "White 18 year old kills bunch of school kids", but they don't because it is only about race if it benefits their agenda which is solely fueled via fake racism and fake pandemic nonsense.

    So when you are standing in line waiting to get your monkey pox vaccines (even though you literally have to have butt sex with an infected monkey to catch it) just remember that you are a brainwashed retard and it is YOU who doesn't deserve the right to own a firearm. You're stupidity and gullibility at believing whatever is fed to you makes you the problem in all this.

    So go fuck yourself Technologist and while you suck Joe Biden's dick make sure to tell him I said for him to "go fuck himself" as well.

    Enjoy paying $9 a gallon for gas next month you dumbass liberals.

    If you want stupid shit to stop happening you have to get rid of the stupid people.

  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I've got a headache from this day.
    This is the second day in a row I've gotten a headache now.
    All I want to do is get to work at a decent time and start my week off making money.

    My girlfriend and I were talking about living off 1 income while we save the entirety of the other income.
    I'd like to see if I can make that work.
  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I went to the BMV and waited in line for what seemed like forever.
    My name was called and I presented my proof of sr-22 and the guy said let me fax this over.
    Cost me $10 and will be posted in 45 minutes.
    But if I was to fax it myself for free it would take 10 fucking business days.
    Complete scam.
  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Woke up this morning and tried to get the insurance company to fax over my sr-22 to the BMV.
    The lady on the phone said she didn't know the fax number and I was dumb founded that someone selling car insurance doesn't have the BMV's fax number on hand because it's not like anyone is out buying sr-22s for fun...
    So I call the BMV twice and after 30 minutes of screaming into my phone to get past the automated system I finally get to talk to someone who informs me that my old sr-22 cancelled 4/28.
    I said that I got a new one on 4/14 and just need the fax number for where to send it.
    She then tells me that I must have it effective from 4/28 or later but not earlier.
    I explained I switched insurance companies over a weekend and that I never went without insurance so what the hell does it matter if my new one started before my old one ended?
    She keeps telling me "no" a bunch and I finally ask her to give me the damn fax number.
    She does and then tells me it takes about 10 days to process a fax.
    :/
    At this point I'm pissed so I hang up because I don't have 10 days to not have a license.
    I'm dressed and going to drive up to the BMV and try to handle this in person.
    Also, I checked my e-mail and my old police was cancelled on 4/15 and not on 4/28...
    Fuck my Monday.
  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Anyone who calls anyone else a Nazi right now is as bad as Putin.

    And I know what I'd do to Putin.

    I'll do that to you, and pretend you're Putin if you'd like. I'd enjoy it, I promise.

    I've read this several times but still can't quite figure out what sex act you are talking about.
    Anyways, call me Vladimir.
  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I was watching dumb ass Facebook videos in a minimized window when all the sudden the entire screen turned solid green.
    I have 2 monitors plugged in right now and only the one monitor I was watching videos on turned solid green.
    Then it immediately began beeping morse code at me for maybe 7 seconds.
    During this time I couldn't get my cursor or any keys to function across either screen.
    I even hit control alt delete but it wasn't until after the morse code stopped that anything responded.
    Once the beeping was done the screen stayed green for maybe another second or 2 and then task manager was up like "yo man, why you freaking out".
    What in the fuck?
  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Apparently I built a completely zombie proof base. They didn't even get close to me.
    I did open the door and let a couple inside once the sun came up to see if my automatic shotgun works which is does not.
    How the fuck they work?
  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Biden and the left keep patting themselves on the back for managing to scrounge up 70k lbs of baby formula from foreign aid that no doubt cost us tax payers a ridiculous amount.





    Each one of those pallets that are in this picture they keep bragging about....
    Well, 24 pallets fits on a single semi trailer.

    I work in shipping and not saying baby formula and what I ship out have the same density or anything but I assure you a single truck load of baby formula, uh.. well it's absolutely fucking pathetic to be bragging about.

    Had they focused instead on opening that baby formula plant in the first place it would probably be sending out 50 or 100 times that much every day.
  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Wow gross. I've literally only had sex with someone older than Me once and I was 12 and she was 19-20 and stupid fucking hot.

    Literally the first time we had sex when we got done I said, wow…I didn't think I'd be 12, and she said, wow that makes me feel so bad.

    Yah it should make you feel bad you stupid pedo bitch, not sure if you caused me to shoot dope for 11 years but I'm sure it didn't help.

    I've thought about making a fake fb and telling her husband now…her dad is a martial arts teacher and who I got my black belt from…that's how we met.


    Life's fuxking nuts.

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "gross"!

    Got you!
    HAHAAA
  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    All work and no play makes Fona a dull boy if like to enjoy some of my very limited free time.

    Give me some bucket list ideas/general fun activities I could partake in.
  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    My new license suspension is for 2 years.
    Damn jackasses.
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