About a year ago, I was running a small video game tournament in the small company I owned.
The waitlist had a full list of 16 people, and it was fine, until one entitled parent ruined it for everyone. So we were starting up the games when a dad ran into the store with his son.
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Dad: We’re here for the tournament. Me: Oh sorry, but the list is full. Dad: Well then, make some room. Me: I can’t do tha—
Dad: Listen, I can get you fired with the push of a button.
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Me: How? Dad: I have been friends with the CEO of this company for a long time. Me: Then call him. I watch him make a fake phone call then hang up. Because I know something he doesn’t know. Dad: He says you’re fired. Me: That's funny, considering I am the CEO.
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His look of shock still makes me laugh to this day.
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Originally posted by Wariat
guys this is no laughing matter. this isnt like a jhoke like im a joke becaus eof this ok?
Originally posted by Wariat
this is why i think i could use bradley over here. He and this polish guy theyre both bisexuals and heavy drug users could steer me together on the right path.
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I read another article that said research is still in the early stages so they don't know if stimulating one area of the brain can cause less activity in a different part of the brain. There's devices for sale already and I'm thinking of getting one.
Met the same hooker today. She has moved to city west. Traffic was terrible. Every day since covid ended traffic seems to get worse. She met me in a lidl carpark. I didn't get her family situation but she said she was renting a room, but she also seemed to know the people she was living with.
She came across a little wasted. I asked her about her cancer, she said she was pretty sure it was cancer but she hadn't followed up on it and didn't want to know. She said she was depressed and stressed and off work, just basically doing hooking for money. I don't really blame her for going on a bender instead of going on cancer treatment. It's understandable.
We drove to a quiet gateway she knew and pulled in. I pulled my trousers down and she sucked like a champion, then we kissed while I jerked off, then when I was going to cum I said so, expecting her to grab a tissue, instead she went down and swallowed it all. Then she made fun of me, asking wouldn't I prefer to cum in a mouth rather than all over myself. It was awesome.
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