Originally posted by aldra
I just think it's funny that when j'ews make up atrocities they have to go extreme loony tunes with it; they can't just say 'hamas fighters indiscriminately killed people' they have to make up lurid stories about babies in ovens, decapitating infants still inside pregnant mothers or the classics like holocaust rollercoasters and j'ewskin lamps
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i wish the movement a very unhappy die, they just make shit harder. i woulda been happy to have most people just... not think about me, and when they did think about me they'd just snicker and think i'm weird. instead they turned me into public enemy number 1 for half of the people in society, who now default assume i'm a completely unhinged lunatic with an unending list of deranged and unreasonable beliefs (instead of the one arguably unreasonable belief that i actually have, which is just... 'maybe this is a good idea, hol up lemme cook').
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Only Canadians can know and understand toques. If you have to look up what it means YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US
that's the difference when a british or australian person comes here they always don't know what a toque is or the word is just too jarring for them for some reason even though it's french and they spell all their words like retardes anyways
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Originally posted by Sudo
Don't ever dumb down your vernacular for me
(Not that I know what that word means)
RIP 🙏
It's not so much a dumbing down thing as it is... just using the words I think people expect to hear? It's basically "code switching", except I'm white and so are you. I dunno. There's a bunch of different ways of speaking and I don't know if any of them are dumber than the others. AAVE and Southern dialects/accents seem to get a lot of flak for being 'dumb' I guess, but I just see them as options. 🤷‍♀️
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Originally posted by Sudo
Why did you call it petrol instead of gas? This fucks me up you're not British, is this regional wit da mandem in yo city? I always think "huffing gas" as being an indigenous activity that would be closer to your proximity than anyone who says "petrol" or anywhere u would publicly read it. Is it a reference I'm not getting? Why can't I stop thinking about this?
In all honesty: this started life as a PM to someone who speaks Bri'ish, but I was like "nah fuck it this'd be funnier as a thread" and so I just copy-pasted it to here.
If I've done the same before, it is also likely because I was trying to communicate with someone who'd call it petrol IRL. Also I specifically don't like saying "huffing gas" because I am autistic and it sounds like I'm talking about huffing some non-specific gaseous thing, so I'd probably default to "huffing gasoline" in conversation with you if we were talking about it. Honestly though, I dunno: my dad is from Liverpool and I grew up hearing British words/pronunciations a lot, so they feel pretty interchangeable to me - he calls it petrol and pronounces "garage" as "gare-edge".
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thanks for the fred, I am still alive and still sukn gryls gramp dik I still love you all, just been busy with kicking ass at life I'll try to stay more active my africans
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About a year ago, I was running a small video game tournament in the small company I owned.
The waitlist had a full list of 16 people, and it was fine, until one entitled parent ruined it for everyone. So we were starting up the games when a dad ran into the store with his son.
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Dad: We’re here for the tournament. Me: Oh sorry, but the list is full. Dad: Well then, make some room. Me: I can’t do tha—
Dad: Listen, I can get you fired with the push of a button.
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Me: How? Dad: I have been friends with the CEO of this company for a long time. Me: Then call him. I watch him make a fake phone call then hang up. Because I know something he doesn’t know. Dad: He says you’re fired. Me: That's funny, considering I am the CEO.
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His look of shock still makes me laugh to this day.
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