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  1. Kafka sweaty
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  2. Kafka sweaty
    I’m sitting reading in what looks like a cafe but isn’t and there’s this grampa dancing and singing about while he works, I feel like I don’t belong in this scene it’s too happy.
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  3. Ghost Black Hole
    the opening credits would be a wide angle shot of Biden in a hotel room at the start of a crack binge where he doesn't leave but it's sped up like 3x and he just ringer after ringer as girls go in and out, he checks the blinds thousands of times, walks around in circles, blows crack hits at the camera and slowly over the days starts carpet surfing more and more and as the footage goes on you can see him check the blinds and carpets and take more frequent hits , start slamming beers and taking swigs of whiskey

    and near the end you can see him on the phone for a little bit and then looks like he answers the door and suddenly has a lot more cocaine and keeps going and calls some more girls over

    and this song is playing the entire time and should last 1.5 timelapsed crack binges until it cuts to the title card which is Hunter in front of a run down motel with sunglasses on but you can still see the bags under his eyes and his arms are crossed and it does a fancy CGI logo



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  4. Originally posted by Sudo I can't wait for the "uncensored and uncut" version to come out 😍

    Rumor has it there will be a sequel. Possibly even a full series.
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  5. Ghost Black Hole
    My brain is totally fried
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  6. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]


    Sold my old 2011 RWD pick-up that had 126k kms on it and got this 2017 4x4, only 31k kms, good condition. Has a lot of nice features that I've never had in a vehicle before, like a navigation system, sunroof, heated seats, etc.
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  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Kafka is very cringey
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  8. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Can we take a momdnt anf just thank hunter biden for documenting his crack antics plz.

    I wish i had the forsight and knowledge to film all my drug crimes what a boss
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    None, I got really ANGRY. The rehab wants me to stay another 3 weeks to help further work on my ANGER MANAGEMENT and IMPULSIVE BEHAVIOR.

    I said OK cuz 3 weeks will be another 1k and it is pretty smooth here, I tried to have sex with this black guy, but he looked horrified when I put my hand on his back in a homo-establishing roles-kinda way, and I was very disappointed.

    Having felt this disappointment ontop of being told I'll be here until early september I vigorously jerked off, read books, didn't use the computer & chain smoked cigarettes.

    But I got a super nice watch like a used 200$ one(200 being new price), which really made me feel happier cuz i got it for like 9$ worth of shit, now we'r ehaving barbeques.

    I was having a lot of blood pressure issues like a week ago and they put me on a water pill & something to reduce my heart rate (which they incorrectly believe is attributing to my nutty high energy behavior and twitchiness) and my blood pressure is now down to 115/72 average, and I feel fine, I am also getting LARGE @ 205lb but I am sober and happy and have started drinking massive amounts of coffee and continuing to flex on niggas in rehab, today me and this fat motherfucker bought a ton of weiners & he bought burgers, I really only wanted to do weiners so I could make constant gay jokes, but when he said he was gonna put up 150$ to my 50$ I said fuck it, I had 2 folks and I'm not really hungry anymore.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Making barbacoa cheese dip and watching Norm macdonald and getting high
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  11. Kafka sweaty
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  12. Kafka sweaty
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  14. Sudo has said a couple of times "You're not an addict"...he's right and wrong.

    He's right in the sense I don't and never have seen myself as an addict. Multiple times in my life I've quit multiple behaviors and never gone back to them...

    ..but on the other hand based on 30+yrs of heavy drinking (defined at 4 drinks a day or more than 14 drinks a week)...I was drinking 6-8 drinks a day and more than 40 a week...and back when I was in my early 20s...12-18 drinks a day...most qualified folk would say I was addicted.

    This idea you can't become cured of addiction and are therefore always a recovering addict is more bullshit.

    I can have a singular drink now...and have occasionally... and I don't suddenly get the desire to go back to drinking 8 a day everyday...I can have 1 drink and leave it at that without a second thought.
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  15. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Sense. Real tunk. Talk.

    [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN32WUgLhzw[/youtube]

    What the fuck am I yammering on about now? In a real life situation whether it be a work place or one on one situation what the FUCK bothers you most about what people say? how they say it? pronounce it? type in a letter/ email it. Just the way they come across to you and it just pisses you right the fuck off for good reason but the other person(s)just don't see it? Your pet peeves in that regard. Almost never bothered me for over 40 yrs but now I pick up on so much shit how someone says something in a snarkish way but acting all nice, pronouncing shit intentionally wrong to get a rise...

    Seriously fuck them serious trolls even I used to chuckle at shit aimed at me back in the day now it bugs the fuck out me.

    Do you have any work or personal one on one shit that just bugs the fuck out of you even though you know that person is just a worthless wretched troll that should be raped and killed for their shit?

    If you don't its cool but its really amazing how shit that never bothered or was just laughed off when younger but now fuck off nigger with your stupid shit. its FUCKING EVIL the people things do or how they say shit.

    Yes I gotts go for a shit but I am really curious about this. Maybe you are the opposite of me where shit like this bothered you as a youngin and you don't give any fucks now

    TL;DR stfu'ing now. Camping tripS soon so you won't hear from me after today so probably won't reply to you any of you after today til Late September or October some time.

    Love you all. Catch ya on the flip side.
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  16. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo Literally me



    Originally posted by Donald Trump I'm 38 and I feel old.

    I met a lot of young people at work and it made me feel old as fuck even though they were only a bit younger than me.

    they all use snapchat and watch streaming network shows and play Valorant and listen to uhh.. .idk..
    They aren't political or religious, they don't drink or do drugs except for MDMA once a year or something.
    They don't smoke cigs or even vape that much

    I feel like i'm from another world. I have a lot more in common with older people.

    I would say the most common guy "my age" is someone like wariat or hiki minus the noncery, usually single. plays a lot of older games and drinks alcohol and get into more serious relationships in their 30s

    https://www.blogto.com/city/2022/07/almost-half-young-adults-toronto-are-living-their-parents-statistics-canada/

    a lot of younger folx I meet live with their parents. When I was their age I lived with girls or my friends.
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  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I'm fixin tobe nigger rich.
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  18. Originally posted by Sudo My mom got me to audition for a semi leading part in a movie as kid and the part I had to read was about a kid seeing his mom's tits and creeping on her bras. I was shortlisted for it and went to another audition where I read something less smutty and didn't get the part. I remember thinking "ok mom why did you really take me here?"

    I met the author years later (who wanted to have a drink with me but I was on parole and wasn't even allowed to ve where I was at let alone drink in a small town) and he said the kid they got to play thr part I auditioned for was poor and never had good food before so he ate all the catered food everyday, got fat halfway thru and they had to put him on dietary restrictions or he would get fired for being plump and fucking up continuity. That could have been me ☹️

    You would have been a plump fatty right now.
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  19. Originally posted by Sudo I know right now that my final years are going to he terrible and I'm going to be even more of an angry drug addicted zombie than I am now so it really depends how you feel. William Shatner is fucking 90 and killing it, it really depends on alot of variables

    William Shatner is a status signaling old jedi.

    https://www.timesofisrael.com/william-shatner-experienced-a-great-deal-of-anti-semitism-growing-up/

    Having lots of nervous energy is the characteristic of our race. Being angry is a function of having energy, turning to drugs to manage your nervous energy is an unfortunate side effect. That's why opiates are so prevalent in places populated with Celtic people like Scotland, Wales, Appalachia, etc.
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