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  1. Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Oh so people literally have there legs shrink when Walk ng a certain direction PRETTY SURE this is false


    You probably failed perspective class. 2 objects of the same size, if viewed from different distances will appear of different sizes...or if the distance isn't so great MAYBE still the same size...THE FURTHER ONE AWAY THOUGH WILL NOT APPEAR BIGGER THAN THE CLOSER ONE...



    The left leg is clearly smaller/thinner than the right leg and so...further away...making the man..running away from the camera...compare the calves.
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  2. troon African Astronaut
    that song's a fucking masterpiece. everything about it should be cringe, but it's just not. it's amazing.
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Do you talk to girls?

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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo Beer+cliff bars= elixir of youth and vitality

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  5. Yeah I hear you that's kind of why I won't let a lesbian cut my hair, IME ( I'm not generalizing it's just what I've seen ) a lot of them are way too macho and smell like there French / B.O. pretty sure I don't want one of them raking there sausage fingers thru my hair.

    But anyway yeah that's pretty funny if you take classes where Mik goes just to try to find him and like bust thru a wall and scare the chit out of him
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  6. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I see I see. You wouldn't want the warm embrace of a them/they're ?

    I believe in that psychic vampire thing for some reason, if I’m cuddling someone I try to think loving thoughts toward them, otherwise I worry I’m draining them instead of making them feel better. I don’t know why. But someone I pay is more likely to drain me and I don’t want hugs from someone who doesn’t really want to give them.
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  7. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    What are you gonna do with just potassium chloride? Like Sudo said you would need the other stuff too.

    Pretty sure it would be unbearably painful to kill yourself that way without the sedative/anesthetic to essentially put you under first, if this would even work at all

    Your reasons for wanting the kill urself are vain and retarded so I'm not even going to pretend to try to talk you out of it
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A nightmare for a turtle would be it could be able to fly and it's super duper happy yayyy I can fly now

    And it swims to the surface of the water and propels into the air yayyy I'm a turtle yayyy I'm flying

    but then it loses its ability to fly and it drops down and falls to it's shell-side landing extremely painfully upside down cracking its shell and breaking it's neck

    So it's just there sitting there paralyzed staring up at the sky and the only thing nearby are insects many many insects who catch wind of the broken turtle and all start surrounding it preparing for a lavish feast with all of their friends and family and the turtle is sad knows it's gonna die a slow painful death

    But then oh woah miraculously it can seddenly fly again and it gets a huge surge of adrenaline and relief overwhelmed with the joy of knowing he's gonna narrowly escape a horrifying death and right as the first line of bugs are starting to crawl into it it summons it's flying power but then it remembers it's paralyzed and the only reason it thought it could fly was because of the traumatic brain injury it suffered when it fell from the sky the first time, also causing it to think it had been flying by itself, it's memory having been erased of the fact that it had just been picked up by an eagle who lost it's grip mid-flight which sent the little turtle plummeting to it's painful motionless state

    And then all the bugs eat him over the course of the next few days maybe even weeks and they savor every bite and really take their time
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  9. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Idk what a raccoon does.
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  10. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo Is your favorite song "galway girl" by Ed Sheeran? Is it cultural appropriation?

    Are u trying to be edgy and imply you're gonna kill yourself? KCL won't do that on its own. Is Mik really a Doc? Do they just let anyone into Irish med school? If so, why don't you go? I spilled Gatorade on my bed, should I clean it or just cover it up? How interested in LGBTQ rights are you? Are you removing your skin? What do you think a nightmare would be like for a turtle? If raccoons roamed around during the day do you think they would be the dominant scavenger? Do you do kegals? Have you ever been in a real physical fight? Did it turn you on? Post a pic ofnyour sisters kid and we will decide if it looks evil or not DORIS

    I don't like that galway girl song but used to be able to sing it in irish, they made us. I managed to escape church at the gaeltacht tho, said I was atheist, people thought I was weird for that but I wanted a lie-in not brainwashing. I don't want to go to med school that sounds like hell. Idk what a raccoon does.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    now here's Tom with the weather
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hey babe when you see this post you should text me so I can text you back to remind you to check NiS and find this post reminding you to remind me to remind you to wish fralaLauren a happy Bee Day.

    - an egg Man from the Future
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  13. Ghost Black Hole
    yeah thats where me and your om made the horizonal yeast with 69 backs and more fronts den da mafia gabaghoool tone
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  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Yes. Yes I am tripping.
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  15. WellHung Black Hole
    This thread was composed by someone juvenile, immature, and inarticulate.
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  16. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich Congratulations, you qualify to be a serial killer: please choose your weapon 😃😃😃😃😃

    I'm too polite to be a serial killer. I'd be like, "Ma'am, is it okay if I stab you with my weapon of preference? You can say no, if you want. It's up to you."
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  17. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich MM in all honesty you have always been a non confrontational guy, even back in the Zoklet era. Fuck seriously, by 26 I had already fucked a whole load of pussy. Get yourself out there, your local mosque maybe? Life is't all about fucking pussy, but try finding a girl at least and see where it goes from there?

    I don't know, I feel like I am facially too unattractive for anyone to want to be with me. Couple that with my financial status (the lack of money, I mean) and you get me. Also, consider the fact I'm a 10-time college dropout and then.. yeah, the prospects aren't looking so bright. Women are turned off by three things; 1) an unattractive face, 2) a poor person and 3) a neet. I check off all three boxes. It's not looking bright for me, but it's gonna be fine. I'm not sweating it. Things will work out fine if I try my best, or at least that's what I'm hoping. Time will tell. :)
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  18. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Saw me one ef them fat white whales i wanted to throw a harpoon at the bitch

    Instead I gotta step up n switch
    The game
    It aint tha same
    As it was,
    All ya buzz-
    -feed readin'
    Heartbleedin'
    FART BREATHIN

    MOTHEERRRRFUUUUUCCCCKKKKAAAAZZZZKKK
    KKK IN DA USA
    WHAT DAT BOY DO?
    WHAT HE SAY?
    SOME WEAR BLUE
    RED THEY SPRAY

    SqueezatriggakillaniggaoffHISGUNshit
    Fohanotha Hundred NaziCoin B.-T.-C.-

    Fuckin C.-C.-P.-
    Fuck Xi Jingg Peingg
    I b on dat Live PD Nu Stream, callin
    Themselvez P.D. Cam?
    Wellllll C.D.e'se NUTZZZZ nigga
    I ain't hate it was tho
    Put them cops on ya tv show
    We gonna win gonna stompem flat BREAK UM INNNNN
    BOIIIIIIIII


    We tha new Mafia but we not eatin pizza
    Come get a piece'a DISSS YOU FAGGOTMAN KKK SONUVABITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    whores.


    I'm out. Fuck a fat white bitch in da mouth
    Cuz I aint gonna go down south
    Y'all already know what's down there....


    To all them bummy niggas STILL CASHIN IN ON WELFARE

    YOU AINT A TRU BUMMYMOFO TIL YA TAKE IT ALL THA FUKK OFF

    Suck my nuts lick my butt it aint so sof'

    Faggotmen 4chanarmy Incelguys Elliot Rodger Dodgin' bullets in tha trannymatrix

    Hatred become the HATRIX

    I got enough pubes in my GOOCH nigga
    Ta weave you a new sweater and put ya mammy on blas' cus she datin that wigga

    Fuck um

    All

    CCP eat a dik

    KKK Incelmen get flushed down quick

    With a giant turd thatya mammy preserved from ya potty trainin days, fuckin sick

    Twisted fat white hoes

    Lick um. Deez nutz boi
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  19. I was posting in this thread, keeping it real, before it was cool. I remember before it blew up
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  20. Ghost Black Hole
    hey look a well hung thraead
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