2022-08-12 at 12:43 PM UTC
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The Wayfair thing
This conspiracy goes that pedos sell each other kids on wayfair.com by saying that they are selling household furniture. You buy your pillow or closet or whatever for about $10k+, and presumably you get a kid delivered to your home to molest.
It's pretty weird and paranoid, but who the fuck tries to sell a shitty pillow or a cheap cupboard for that sort of money?
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Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
Originally posted by Donald Trump
https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f166/bolivia-cocoa-farmer-protesting-blows-himself-up-234908/
The last place you want to be in the world - some dirt poor coca farmer, lying on the street in Bolivia, trying to hold your insides in with your stump of an arm, wearing pink shoes.
did he live?
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2022-08-12 at 10:16 AM UTC
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female vs male idiosyncracies
Originally posted by Wariat
how would you define or differentiate them?
Kys
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I just remember at my first meeting I didn't want to say anything. I sat in the back and when they asked if anyone was new or had 24 hours I didn't say anything. But this woman next to me had talked to me before the meeting and she kept encouraging me to raise my hand so I did and I got a silver coin.
I went for about 6 months and I really liked it. I made sober friends and we'd go to dinner every Friday night. I never made it past the first step with my sponsor because I think I had a crush on her I didnt respect her or listen to her. Drank a lot of coffee and read a lot. It was both the happiest I've ever been and also the most lonely and not alive.
I ended up breaking my sobriety because I was in a wedding and the guy was Cajun so they had a tradition of pulling a bottle of bourbon out of the ground and the whole wedding party took a shot. And then everyone was doing coke in her bedroom later and that was my real issue before I got sober. Went to a work event still coked out the next morning feeling like shit. After that I was sober another six months and then my friends convinced me to start drinking again. The rest is history you all know.
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2022-08-12 at 1:57 AM UTC
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I’m scared
Sudo is Enemy #1.
C'mon. Santa Claus isn't real either.
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Yeah nicotine is a tough monkey to shake.
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2022-08-12 at 12:23 AM UTC
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I’m scared
I take pics of them now to get out of the stalls but they could also be outdated.
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2022-08-12 at 12:20 AM UTC
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I’m scared
Originally posted by Sudo
Sorry that sounded mean, I honestly dontbeven remember posting it I was just driving and typing and free associating in a bad mood
It's not J00 it's me
People who switch from nice to mean regularly are enemies. I’ll always see you as that.
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2022-08-11 at 9:13 PM UTC
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I’m scared
I have a strong aversion to plastic looking women and women who can’t support themselves.
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
….you wear skinny jeans?
Nah skinny jeans is the street name of some ruthless thug up there that lurks around town in really tight pants, murdering people who he suspects of having reduced blood flow due to opiate use.
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May I draw everyone's attention the the word WHOLESOME in the thread title. Not HOLESOME, whatever form that happens to take.
Now I'm both hungry and horny. Thanks a bunch!
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2022-08-11 at 2:35 PM UTC
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Paul Wozny has died.
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I asked him how he was doing and he sent me this
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
How the hell do you survive being blown open like that?
Through God's love and intercession.
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Originally posted by aldra
https://streamable.com/y0yw2d
https://elpotosi.net/nacional/20220810_policia-cree-que-cocalero-tuvo-una-confusion-con-explosivo-que-le-causo-graves-lesiones.html
'coca farmer' throws dynamite at cops, forgets he lit the stick in his other hand like he's wile e. coyote
https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f166/bolivia-cocoa-farmer-protesting-blows-himself-up-234908/The last place you want to be in the world - some dirt poor coca farmer, lying on the street in Bolivia, trying to hold your insides in with your stump of an arm, wearing pink shoes.
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I'd say pretty close, but self-assessment is never accurate
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Do you wake up and say WELP. I BETTER GET UP AT 'EM? and then you go feed the hogs and put oats in the horse's troughs and you wrangle up the cattle and you put on new horse shoes and you go down to the crick and catch a fish for dinner just WHOLESOME AS FUCK just a man being a man?
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Originally posted by mmQ
I've never been to a David Buster's. Do they have all the LATEST TEKNOLOGEEZ like multiplayer VR arenas and hwhatnot?
Yeah they do.
N their happy hour is nuts. All drinks n appetizers 50% off so my whiskeys are like 4.50 for makers n a basket of wings is like $7
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I was in the local paper once because my landlord called the cops on me a week after paying rent early because I was "throwing marijuana parties" which isn't a thing. OH YEAH LETS CRANK UP THE BOB MARLEY MON VERY IRIE PASS DA DUTCHIE MON
We weren't even smoking that much weed but we had A LOT and a $500 zong and god knows what else illeagal shit I was into at the time I do remember having SACKS full of outdoor weed like giant 50lb feed sacks full
and it was the RCMP because it was a small town
they basically said im a scum of the earth piece of shit criminal that should die and kill myself and they took all the weed and glass and told my girlfriend she should break up with me because im a degenerate drug pusher and offered to take her to a womens shelter to get away from drugs
because she was seen as like normal or something unlike someone who smokes the illegal reefer oh wait its legal now
I heard on the cops radio there was a rape and then they left without arresting or charging anyone. I had visions of them driving out to the woods, smoking ALL the weed in this expensive bong and then smashing it and driving away , fucking pig fuckers criminal thieves
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I liked them. I might go back
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Adjective to verb you, John Noun
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