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scariest sexual experience?
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2015-09-28 at 11:04 PM UTCITT: we discuss our most scariest sexual experiences. Should be a good thread.
Well earlier this summer I asked this girl to come over and party with me, she said she was hanging with her friend and her friend wanted to come over being as how she didnt know me and they wanted everything to be alright. The girl I was hooking up with took some molly with me and we started fucking while her friend was sleeping in my living room. I started doing her up the ass and was blacking out for the sheer intensity of the experience I was so disoriented, while fucking her I threw back my arms like I was jesus, I came, and when i pulled out she went limp and just was laying on the bed unconscious convulsing.
I said "wat the fuck?!" and her friend came in the room yelling at me and crying threatening to call the cops" luckily her friend came to. Sure did scare the shit out of me. -
2015-09-29 at 5:59 AM UTCbump...
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2015-09-29 at 6:41 AM UTCwen i fukd ur mum
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2015-09-29 at 12:47 PM UTCgetting drunk with this weird guy from my old church, hazily recall getting mad and telling him to suck my dick and him telling me he would do it and to drop my pants. I laughed it off but it made me quite uncomfortable so I waited til he passed out and stole two thousand dollars from him. Ha.
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2015-09-29 at 12:49 PM UTC
getting drunk with this weird guy from my old church, hazily recall getting mad and telling him to suck my dick and him telling me he would do it and to drop my pants. I laughed it off but it made me quite uncomfortable so I waited til he passed out and stole two thousand dollars from him. Ha.
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2015-09-29 at 1:10 PM UTC
lolwut
That's literally the story. This weirdo from the church I went to growing up contacted me, and offered to pay for me to go to the casino and gamble with him (he has/had a major gambling addiction). I played a lot of poker at the time and was broke so I said fuck it, why not. He gave me money, we played poker and table games and I got progressively drunk before we drove back to his place for me to drink more (he was barely drinking). I intended on simply passing out on his couch and leaving in the morning, and then like I said, I told him to 'oh suck my dick' as in something you say to someone who said something weird or stupid, I wasn't literally telling him to suck my dick, but he thought I was or he used it as an opportunity to tell me that he would actually suck my dick, confirming my suspicions that he was indeed a creepy, weird fuck. I was like 22 at the time and he was probably 28 or 29 and he had braces, ha. Like I said I laughed it off and he did too, tried to play it off like he was joking, but it was awkward. He went to bed a short while later and I laid there thinking about how fucked up it was that a grown man just offered to suck my fucking cock, and it made me angry for some reason, and pissed me off to the point where I felt justified in stealing the two thousand dollars (because he's a gambling addict) he had sitting on the desk just inside his room. It was obviously quite clear it was me, and he tried contacting me again the next day. I ignored his calls for a while and eventually talked to him, denying everything, knowing he had no proof. That's the story. I got away with it and haven't spoken to the dude in probably 6 or 7 years. gud tymes :)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2015-09-29 at 1:12 PM UTC
Fuck with me
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2015-09-29 at 2:58 PM UTC
That's literally the story. This weirdo from the church I went to growing up contacted me, and offered to pay for me to go to the casino and gamble with him (he has/had a major gambling addiction). I played a lot of poker at the time and was broke so I said fuck it, why not. He gave me money, we played poker and table games and I got progressively drunk before we drove back to his place for me to drink more (he was barely drinking). I intended on simply passing out on his couch and leaving in the morning, and then like I said, I told him to 'oh suck my dick' as in something you say to someone who said something weird or stupid, I wasn't literally telling him to suck my dick, but he thought I was or he used it as an opportunity to tell me that he would actually suck my dick, confirming my suspicions that he was indeed a creepy, weird fuck. I was like 22 at the time and he was probably 28 or 29 and he had braces, ha. Like I said I laughed it off and he did too, tried to play it off like he was joking, but it was awkward. He went to bed a short while later and I laid there thinking about how fucked up it was that a grown man just offered to suck my fucking cock, and it made me angry for some reason, and pissed me off to the point where I felt justified in stealing the two thousand dollars (because he's a gambling addict) he had sitting on the desk just inside his room. It was obviously quite clear it was me, and he tried contacting me again the next day. I ignored his calls for a while and eventually talked to him, denying everything, knowing he had no proof. That's the story. I got away with it and haven't spoken to the dude in probably 6 or 7 years. gud tymes :)
So weird, i never stole 2k, wish i did. That's a lot of money. -
2015-09-29 at 4:50 PM UTCstealing 2 grand from a gambling addict is, for all intents and purposes, a victimless crime.
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2015-09-29 at 5:21 PM UTC
That's literally the story. This weirdo from the church I went to growing up contacted me, and offered to pay for me to go to the casino and gamble with him (he has/had a major gambling addiction). I played a lot of poker at the time and was broke so I said fuck it, why not. He gave me money, we played poker and table games and I got progressively drunk before we drove back to his place for me to drink more (he was barely drinking). I intended on simply passing out on his couch and leaving in the morning, and then like I said, I told him to 'oh suck my dick' as in something you say to someone who said something weird or stupid, I wasn't literally telling him to suck my dick, but he thought I was or he used it as an opportunity to tell me that he would actually suck my dick, confirming my suspicions that he was indeed a creepy, weird fuck. I was like 22 at the time and he was probably 28 or 29 and he had braces, ha. Like I said I laughed it off and he did too, tried to play it off like he was joking, but it was awkward. He went to bed a short while later and I laid there thinking about how fucked up it was that a grown man just offered to suck my fucking cock, and it made me angry for some reason, and pissed me off to the point where I felt justified in stealing the two thousand dollars (because he's a gambling addict) he had sitting on the desk just inside his room. It was obviously quite clear it was me, and he tried contacting me again the next day. I ignored his calls for a while and eventually talked to him, denying everything, knowing he had no proof. That's the story. I got away with it and haven't spoken to the dude in probably 6 or 7 years. gud tymes :)
thats a good story, I once stole 2k, but it turned out nothing like that.. =( -
2015-09-29 at 7:59 PM UTCone time i was super high and getting head and i kept having to stop her because every time she started again my heart started palpitating like crazy. i thought i might have a heart attack or someshit
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2019-06-04 at 11:07 PM UTCHERPES
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2019-06-04 at 11:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ That's literally the story. This weirdo from the church I went to growing up contacted me, and offered to pay for me to go to the casino and gamble with him (he has/had a major gambling addiction). I played a lot of poker at the time and was broke so I said fuck it, why not. He gave me money, we played poker and table games and I got progressively drunk before we drove back to his place for me to drink more (he was barely drinking). I intended on simply passing out on his couch and leaving in the morning, and then like I said, I told him to 'oh suck my dick' as in something you say to someone who said something weird or stupid, I wasn't literally telling him to suck my dick, but he thought I was or he used it as an opportunity to tell me that he would actually suck my dick, confirming my suspicions that he was indeed a creepy, weird fuck. I was like 22 at the time and he was probably 28 or 29 and he had braces, ha. Like I said I laughed it off and he did too, tried to play it off like he was joking, but it was awkward. He went to bed a short while later and I laid there thinking about how fucked up it was that a grown man just offered to suck my fucking cock, and it made me angry for some reason, and pissed me off to the point where I felt justified in stealing the two thousand dollars (because he's a gambling addict) he had sitting on the desk just inside his room. It was obviously quite clear it was me, and he tried contacting me again the next day. I ignored his calls for a while and eventually talked to him, denying everything, knowing he had no proof. That's the story. I got away with it and haven't spoken to the dude in probably 6 or 7 years. gud tymes :)
This is a good story mq.
What'd you spend the money on?
