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  1. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee A Lord wouldn't make typos js….

    existence is going to painful for you
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ves


    not going to sleep because I ran out of tramadol so I'll just keep hammering F5 on south front, RT and colonelcassad hoping to see Netenyahu get punched in the fucking neck
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I blame it on people who invent terms like 'social mobility'
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  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo I am now prescribed tramadol so I might not kill myself. Being subject to piss tests while having chronic pain and an opiate addiction is super fucking stressful. Having to lie to people and quantify doses to the point where your pain is alleviated but people won't notice. So far it's pretty weak but is actually something I can take besides nabilone lyrica and cyclobenzaprine.

    I might make it

    Tramadol is better than nothing. It also has anti-depressant effects so that might help.
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  5. totse3.com Space Nigga
    There is a big rock heading for the shores of Los Angeles in 2032 or something. Almost a certain hit if it flies through a certain keyhole of space. it is expected to slam just 15-20 miles off the shore (I dont know how they can predict this exact location if they're not 100 percent about the "keyhole it should travel through)

    this will cause world wide flooding where the Majority of humans live. this means a mass exodus for possibly years to inner regions higher in the mountains. but some nations don't have high enough hills or mountain range to allow billions of people to survive for long periods.

    Californians will swamp the Sierrahs or move into small city of Reno or Tahoe.

    But in Florida and much of the east coast (especially Florida) they will have to run for the blue/smokey mountain region.

    or whatever the fuck they're called (Appalachians?)

    a 100 million east coasters running for the hills or mountains of places like West Va or New York, Jersey where ever the fuck people can get up high enough.

    fresh water, showering, food, fuel for staying warm or cool (especially for the elders) in their cars. since there wont be enough solar power devices to rig fans on.

    No phones for several years.

    think it's a Joke. it might just be 1 of several over decades since shit usually happens in numbers

    So.. the answer to the OP statement is Earth is gonna shake us off of her. this is why I suggest digging in soon.
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  6. its 10:16am, and i am adequately buzzed. it is time to get ready and drive 2-3 cities away to take care of business.

    stay white

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  8. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Bring back Crazymike.
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  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ Also I learned today in drunk Tinychat with my boyfriend paniel that, there's a little dwarf moon out there named MAKEMAKE. dwarf planet. Moon. Something. I don't really actually a care but it's called MAKEMAKE. thats a good thing.

    Dwarf planet. IIRC Makemake is a Hawaiian name.

    Know what they call our local celestial neighborhood? Like The Milky Way, our local group/cluster? They call it: Laniakea, which means: The unmeasurable heaven, in Hawaiian. Which i find quite beautiful.
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  10. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Sudo consideres it violent sex when his girl lifts him out of the wheelchair, gently places him on the bed and rides him to his agonized screams.
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  11. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Chronic pain has rewired your brain, bro. Think about it.
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  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine i hate those people though

    That’s the most hipster thing you could have possibly said
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  13. HTS highlight reel
    Lol I mean he probably wants the Chinese out of Tibet, so he's just trying to be consistent.
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  14. Originally posted by mmQ What's a bell curve?

    A racist social construct.
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  15. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by POLECAT bump niggas



    Not necessarily.

    "Bump niggas." and "Bump, niggas." are both grammatically correct yet have very different meanings.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wanna watch child porn all you want with no legal repercussions? Become a fucking detective. You know, the ones who testify in court that they found 'over 2,140 pictures of child porn' on his/her computer.

    Only way to know those numbers is to SEE those numbers. And how do they know each one is CHILD porn? Just guessing? They LOOK YOUNG? Are these detectives finding the identities of every child in ever picture verifying their age? Diligently breaking down the pictures looking for details?

    Become a detective and view child porn for as much and as long as you need to. You're just investigating. Even if yiu have to take your work home with you. Haha
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  17. Vyvanse water has proved to be fool's gold, as it possesses true appearance but false constitution.

    Gabapentin, as it is called in this day, is the true source of hidden life essence.


    Excerpts from from the Pentin Tome-

    Glory be to the Pentin, and the Pentoids most high!

    The Goddesses were with congeality, and they found exaltation.

    Fay-Tay-Lay layed atop and broke her sister Delana's fabled Capsular Sepulchur atop Amyl Mountain. Delana was enraged and connipted Fay-Tay-Lay.

    Fay-Tay-Lay was so struck with destructive disposition that she spent 73 days in the Outer Rings working on a new source of life essence.

    At this same exact time in the Divine Area, Delana's Sepulchur left her hands, and vanished. It left a small mound of powder in her right hand where the Sepulchur had been.

    Delana tasted the powder and called the effects Penteuma, "5th life". This was the first taking.

    Delana searched for her Sepulchur for twelve weeks before she spotted the Geyser. Upon approach she found her Sister resting under the Geyser's shade. Delana approached her sister, and was astonished to learn that her sister held the Sepulchur. Fay-Tay-Lay asked forgivness from her elder sister, and Delana forgave her.

    Fay-Tay-Lay spoke of the powder spewing from the Geyser at the very moment she had created the most sacred Dust at sun's peak of her 73rd day of exile. Delana told her sister that she too, had created a most holy life essence at sun's peak on the 73rd day of her sister's exile, and that it was the same that flowed from the Geyser.

    Delana and Fay-Tay-Lay then agreed to harvest the Geyser, and spread in small increments the Dust, which gives Penteuma to all beings that consume of it.

    This is orgin of the gabapentinoids.

    *****

    Prayers to Delana and Fay-Tay-Lay have all but ceased in these modern times, and so the flow from the Geyser has halted, except to the Devout Nine worshippers.

    In this age, only men who belong to the Fay-Tay-Lay Assembly have the knowledge to produce Dust outside the Divine Area. These are wealthy men blessed by Fay-Tay-Lay.

    It is said that Delana's most treasured Sepulchur was gifted to this land by Delana herself after the prayers had dried. It's whereabouts are unknown.

    The Sepulchur can create a moving pond of pure Dust, and those who drink from it will then walk with Delana outside the perimeter of the Divine Area, in the Gardens.
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  18. Harmonized Tariff Schedule.

    HTS codes are required when you import sex toys from China.
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    OK, as per tradition, a quick summary:

    Yemen
    More of the same, really. There's been little change of hands in terms of regional control - it's not likely to end until KSA gets bored and/or goes broke and 'declares victory and leaves'. The US has recently (through Pompeo) given their explicit political support to KSA, giving the example that they admitted to 'accidentally' killing 40 children in an airstrike on a loaded school bus as evidence that they're working with the UN to reduce civilian casualties (yes, you read that correctly), but it's unlikely to entail deeper US involvement - Pompeo's 'seal of approval' was mostly a domestic political play against popular congressional attempts to block US advisors and aerial refuelers from working with the KSA on attacks.

    Ukraine
    The big question here is when, not if, is Russia going to get involved. The Kiev government has repeatedly show it has no interest in a political solution, from its repeated failure to implement any of the directives of the MINSK-2 agreement to its (contracted?) assassination of several prominent figures in the breakaway Donetsk/Lughansk republics, the latest being Zakharchenko. All of the assassinations were highly professional and followed a similar pattern which hints at an experienced group being responsible - the SBU, Ukrainian intelligence agency, seems an unlikely candidate given the current social and political situation. The answer may be the UK's MI6 - a member of the SBU was recently arrested and is to be tried for treason; he's apparently tried to sell data on recent joint operations between the SBU and MI6 and the reports have been entered into evidence.
    Back to escalation - the assassination of Zakharchenko was likely meant to set the stage for another military push to retake the DPR/LPR. It's highly unlikely the operation will succeed, but as far as I know there is nobody among the Kiev government's 'elites' who will even consider serious negotiations with the breakaway regions. Attacks and offensives will continue until one side collapses, and Russia (and Putin personally) is coming under immense domestic pressure to 'stop the bleeding'. He's stated that Russia will not stand idley by should the 'Anti Terrorist Operation' become a massacre, and in a sense it already has (largely through indiscriminant artillery attacks on civilian areas).

    Syria
    Idlib is the core focus now. Basically, when fighting rebel groups around the country, the SAA gave fighters three options - die, surrender and receive amnesty and work for the SAA (for Syrian citizens only - foreigners, who comprised over 70% of fighters, were given the option to leave) assuming they weren't identified as complicit in serious crimes, or disarm and fuck off to Idlib. The idea was to give the fighters who refused to surrender an option to leave instead of forcing the SAA into intense urban fighting, which would significantly increase the chances of civilian casualties (especially given the rebels' propensity to use them as shields). It had the secondary effect of dumping huge numbers of them in one place though, which has allowed them to restock (largely thanks to Turkey) and reorganise.

    Estimates on rebel and civilian populations vary - Idlib houses between 10,000 - 50,000 rebels, the number likely to be closer to the lower end, and 2.5 - 3 million civilians. Idlib was designated a 'de-escalation zone' in the Astana talks, an agreement between Russia, Iran and Turkey, but the ceasefire was never meant to be permanent - Syria will not accept Al-Nusra (the dominant 'rebel' group in Idlib is Hayat Tahrir al-Sham, Al-Nusra after several rebrands and much infighting with other rebels) holding a major region indefinitely. Russia and Iran are backing Syria on the plan to retake Idlib by force, but Turkey is trying to stall the operation, claiming that a political solution is possible. It seems highly unlikely, but it appears as though plans to storm Idlib have been put on hold - Russian and Syrian airstrikes continue to pound HTS' positions to the south of the city but the ground operation has not begun.

    The US has been very vocal about the upcoming Idlib operation - first threatening that if chemical weapons are used, and then simply if the operation goes ahead (after Russia delivered significant evidence that false-flag chemical attacks were being prepared), that further strikes will be enacted against the SAA. It's important to remember that it's never been proven that 'Assad' or the SAA has used any sort of chemical weapon in the conflict, and that the presumed 'chemical attack' that prompted the last US attack has been proven to have never actually happened - people suffering from smoke and dust inhalation were filmed and narrated by the White Helmets to give the impression it was another case of chlorine gas poisoning and the US attacked without verifying the information.

    Turkey is the wildcard here as Erdogan has control over a large chunk of the rebels and from the beginning has wanted to use them to annex a chunk of northern Syria (remember, it was largely Turkey, specifically Erdogan's own family, that cultivated and supported ISIS' illegal oil trade). He's in a position now where to remain relevant to Syria's future, he has to find a way to allow the SAA to retake Idlib, but somehow retain the rebels for future use. It's been reported that the plan was for the rebels to surrender in return for political representation, giving Turkey the ability to put pressure on Syrian policy in the future, but it seems as though the rebels in control of Idlib (the aforementioned HTS, who Saudi Arabia have a much larger stake in than Turkey) have no interest in a political solution. There have been rumours among rebel sources that Turkey is rearming fighters in Idlib to resist the upcoming SAA advance, but it seems more likely to be an attempt to raise morale. There's no evidence of Turkish convoys entering Syria proper; the ones referred to were used to resupply forces 'guarding' the Turkish border.

    An interesting development - The Netherlands has ceased funding and supporting 'rebel groups', and amusingly enough, several of the groups they were funding are registered terrorist groups... There's an ongoing criminal case against a citizen for trying to leave the country to join them. On one hand, it signals a shift in western thinking - they're starting to finally understand that the rebellion is over and Syria has won, but on the other it's really just a cynical play so that Syria will consider them for lucrative contracts to rebuild the country now that the horse they backed has been shot.
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I keep starting Conflict Shitpile IV - Idlib Dawn edition but keep losing my train of thought
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