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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-07-01 at 3:11 PM UTCI have some PI about sophie
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2019-07-01 at 3:18 PM UTCYeah, it kind of gets bumped upstairs because southerners aren't really allowed to say "good one, dumbass", they're limited to phrases like "bless your heart", which makes it more powerful and aggravating to hear because everybody knows that's the penultimate southern insult.
Idk, this one lady used to say it all the time to me when I was terminally fucked up on benzos and I wanted to hit her. Maybe I should have, she forgot who I was every time I walked in. One time she thought I did hit her when I didn't, and secretly I didn't mind that she felt whatever she felt.
Abusing the elderly is fun, I wish I would have hit more of them. I can't remember how many exactly that I did hit... No less than two that immediately come to mind, but I'm sure there were others. Memory of that era is very poor. -
2019-07-01 at 3:36 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-01 at 3:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano Yeah, it kind of gets bumped upstairs because southerners aren't really allowed to say "good one, dumbass", they're limited to phrases like "bless your heart", which makes it more powerful and aggravating to hear because everybody knows that's the penultimate southern insult.
Idk, this one lady used to say it all the time to me when I was terminally fucked up on benzos and I wanted to hit her. Maybe I should have, she forgot who I was every time I walked in. One time she thought I did hit her when I didn't, and secretly I didn't mind that she felt whatever she felt.
Abusing the elderly is fun, I wish I would have hit more of them. I can't remember how many exactly that I did hit… No less than two that immediately come to mind, but I'm sure there were others. Memory of that era is very poor.
Wow, you're a piece of shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-07-01 at 4 PM UTC
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2019-07-01 at 4:07 PM UTCPedophiles must be fucking crushed
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2019-07-01 at 8:25 PM UTCPossibly no meeting, and therfor UA tonight. I want to put tpain in my butt but juicebox said it didnt work. I KNOW it is caustic, but I don't think it's caustic enough to actually damage cells is it?
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2019-07-01 at 8:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano Possibly no meeting, and therfor UA tonight. I want to put tpain in my butt but juicebox said it didnt work. I KNOW it is caustic, but I don't think it's caustic enough to actually damage cells is it?
One time I put all the wash from my jars in a disposable water bottle and it started eating through the plastic within a week. And these are heavily scraped out jars mind you.
I drank it anyway because I was a junky back then. I cut it open after out of curiosity and the plastic was rough and coming off pretty easily when i scratched it. It looked cloudy and weird too. I felt pretty bad about drinking it after that but I havent died yet soo.. -
2019-07-01 at 8:36 PM UTC
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2019-07-01 at 9:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by GGG Wow, you're a piece of shit.
I guess "hit" isn't the best word. I've never struck one of them. More along the lines of picking up their legs high up in the air and slamming them back on the bed, forcing their hands/limbs in positions where it will start to hurt right away, and pinning them stomach side down on their beds against their will and they stop doing whatever they were doing.
But in my defense, all of these people had dementia and were constantly fighting me; kicking, pushing, hitting, swatting, biting... And most of the time I gave responsible defensive action, deflecting attacks without causing harm to either them or myself, which basically consists of holding their hands together or holding their legs down (without causing harm or appreciable discomfort to them) until they get tired out and give up. All well and legal.
But other times, almost exclusively towards the end when fucking EVERYONE IN THE GODDAMNED FACILITY was immobile and had Alzheimers. Out of like, 30 people there, only like 2-3 could stand and walk with a walker, and they still needed someone to stand and hold onto them while walking. EVERYBODY ELSE had to picked up with an EZ stand or a hoyer, or be picked up via manhandling because they lose all their muscles via atrophy because we didn't have enough time to let them get up on their own or walk around with somebody, we just fucking man handled them up and about because it was faster. So then they turn into useless piles of fat that can't move on their own and have to be lifted with machines because their muscles (and brains) got so atrophied from disuse). The saddest thing was that they spent 80% of their day literally pushed up against a table staring at the wall. Not so much as a sheet of paper in front of them. And they all get sudden rapid progressing Alzy because they spend more time staring at the wall than me. I wish I wouldn't have been to high to like, print out some bible verses about circumcision for them to read so that they could at least do SOMETHING. Fucking morons running the place, many people refused to work there because of the things they saw going on at our facility in particular. I'm gonna RAPE them on google.
Anyway, I got off track. The ones that had to be manhandled or machine lifted were often combative (all of them had Dementia/Alzy) and tried to hit back I had to FORCE THEM UP as they're fighting with all their might to lay back in bed because the piece of shit nurses forced me to start getting people up at 5AM against their will, so of course they aren't happy to be forced out of bed lol. So by the end when they were all piles of demented, worthless, depressed, half-living piles of dog shits that did nothing but try to FIGHT MY LOVE AND CARE FOR THEM(!!!!!), they would try to beat me up and I got fucking sick of it after 2 years.
Once I started rapid tapering off Xanax is when shit got dicey for them, because I was going manic, paranoid schizophrenic, writhing in pain, severe brain popping, shaking, using PCP and bundy and tianpetine at work, actively hallucinating and never sleeping for weeks... My patience was G.O.N.E. So then I started fighting back playing by their rules, which meant instead of fighting defensively with intent to defuse without harming, I fought back aggressively with intent to subdue via sheer and utter physical dominance. Not with intent to injure or anything, just to get things to where they need to be as fast as possible. I also yelled at them until they cried sometimes, which isn't as bad as it sounds because they usually cry due to dementia whether I yell or don't yell. But I got so mean that I overheard one of the nurses say to the other when I was walking by from behind that "He's a mean, evil person" and I didn't talk to her anymore for a while. She got fired later but I didn't and she had a good cry over that lol.
I was only physically aggressive with the ones who were physically aggressive to me... but I guess I was verbally aggressive with anybody who pissed me off bad enough, but only during withdrawal like I said. And to be honest, I did it because it felt good to finally put the fear of God in some people that got to beat me up and talk shit to me (and good god do these people cuss you out nonstop) for free for up to 2 years. Some of them were straight up evil like me, and did things to piss people off intentionally as much as possible. I felt good about the guys that grabbed the other bitches' boobs and asses all the time though. They were all terrible people (other assistants), much much worse than me.
That is literally the worst job in the world. Any job is better than that job, and almost no job pays less than that job, which makes it straight up silly for anyone to choose to work there. Nobody who did was happy, they were miserable. The whole place smells like eggs and skin. At least I got a shitload of free rigs and alco pads doe. -
2019-07-01 at 9:52 PM UTC
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2019-07-01 at 11:57 PM UTCYou should never have to beat women and children. They should fear you so much that when your hand goes up, it should have no cause to come down.
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2019-07-02 at 1:55 AM UTCshitposting from my boss' office
the design head is shouting about chinese people in the other roomThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-07-02 at 2:33 AM UTCWelp. Just dropped a Uey.
Drank a shitload of water today, especially the three hours leading up to it, so it's gotten diluted for sure. Hopefully not too much, but I think it's fairly difficult to get a "dilute" result. The other thing is that I can always blame it on drinking enough before hand in order to get a result. If I need to redo it it'll be all out for sure probably. I guess I don't know how long it takes for the lab to process them though. By right I should be fine, but I hate how every lab uses different cutoffs and shit. They should post them. I AM paying for these after all (via obama).
Why is the penis so much tanner? -
2019-07-02 at 2:40 AM UTC
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2019-07-02 at 4:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra shitposting from my boss' office
My boss also shouts about how China makes everything worse. My new position is basically going to be marketing in competition with them on a small scale.
the design head is shouting about chinese people in the other room
Dietpianist I will read your long octogenarian abuse post later -
2019-07-02 at 5:33 AM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano once I started rapid tapering off Xanax is when shit got dicey for them, because I was going manic, paranoid schizophrenic, writhing in pain, severe brain popping, shaking, using PCP and bundy and tianpetine at work, actively hallucinating and never sleeping for weeks… My patience was G.O.N.E.
Ah yes, jargendurgle. The fabled, dream-like state that precedes and quickly spirals down into liferuin institutionalization.
After months and months of being on a fourth plateau bundy trip 24/7 my brain programs started crashing and giving me intrusive bug images that would never stop happening. The tipping point was when I fapped to a girl eating worms on like a gram of bundy, then stole 2 cans of starter fluid, huffed them, hallucinated frogs on lillipads eating worms, all while schizophreniaing about ashley torturing a dog with duct tape. And then breaking into my neighbors house with a cinderblock 2 days in a row and getting rehabbed.
Roshambo has been stuck in a jargendurgle since at least 2012 -
2019-07-02 at 5:41 AM UTCPartial Psychosis can be kinda fun but Complete Psychosis is really shitty and dangerous to experience, though it does make for better stories
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2019-07-02 at 5:45 AM UTCyou were bein a reeeeel scumbob
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2019-07-02 at 10:48 AM UTCSploo has such a great brain, that heβs abusing daily. Tell us how smart you are again Sploo, I want to bask in your greatnessπ
