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2020-10-28 at 4:58 PM UTC in bully the above poster, keep getting worse
Originally posted by infinityshock make a thread 'rape all the posters' and you have a deal, you sniveling nigger cock jockey
this might be ungraciously reductionist but i'd say what activities remain in your life might be characterized as waiting while i rapidly age for someone with better things to do to blackout for my chance to spam cocks & their insinuation all over a private website he hosts for miscreants who've largely grown out of cock spam
you've repurposed your vocabulary to reflect this focus & you've radically narrowed your content for the worse. i suspect you intend to do more of the same & to be more serious, i know you know it's deeply saddening for you & the people who read your posts to learn that this choice is something you've always had as a possibility
any glimmer of pride you feel in that simple gut for what you've put into this is tied to a coefficient with its value doubled in shame & the worst part is probably that you're a gifted person from a better place than you'll never see again & how you distract yourself is by becoming a mild nuisance to a community of mild nuisance
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2020-10-28 at 4:50 PM UTC in what is wrong with meThere is contentment and a sense of belonging in a noble purpose. There has to be at least one thing you actually care about, all you have to do is determine what it is.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-28 at 4:43 PM UTC in what is wrong with meYour life has to have meaning and purpose; without meaning and purpose, you are only an empty shell of your true potential. It all comes down to options. If the only options you give yourself is stewing in your own lack of purpose and meaning, that's exactly what you will be, because that's the only option you gave yourself. Choice is good. If you have no choices, you can only have no meaning and no purpose. So sign up for a worthy cause. Reach out and open doors. Create for yourself a wide range of choices and options. And you don't have to participate in all of them all of the time, but it's just nice to have those doors open, for times when one of them might be appealing and/or attractive. Today, any one of those options you've created for yourself may not be appropriate, but nobody knows how you'll feel about it tomorrow, not even you. So go ahead and create a handful of choices/options for yourself. It's not hard.
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2020-10-28 at 8:45 AM UTC in what is wrong with mefeel completely detached in any meaningful way to the outside world but I'm not so autistic that I can't function. people generally seem to find me friendly and eloquent enough but without ever making an attempt to really connect. I don't feel that I have a place socially, nor do I feel that human society has a worthwhile future (one that I would be happy to work toward - I know some people like things the way they are, or are happy farming yams and carrying water jugs several kilometers a day).
I often consider opting out not because life is too hard or painful, but because there's very little I care about and grinding through another 50 years or so just seems pointless because unless I do something very, very bad, I'll leave nothing behind. The only reason I haven't already is probably just because I don't want to hurt the few other people I care about. And my cats.
I don't want to talk to those people I care about because I'm afraid trying to explain the things that led me to this state of mind could have an extremely negative on their own 'mental health'.
I'll answer whatever questions you have that won't lead to people being able to reach out offline (ie swatting, telling my boss or mother my favourite word is 'nigger' etc.). Or just troll I guess, I don't really care. I haven't been in great shape mentally for the last few weeks, and eating strips of etizolam seems to have made things worse rather than better (surprise)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!- mmQ,
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2020-10-28 at 7:26 AM UTC in Pulse Nightclub Shooting
Originally posted by Splam
Recently stumbled upon this guy on youtube, then learned of his old school videos and his subsequent upcommance into comedy central. He tried to stay true but like most, it just wasnt the same. Obviously comedy central provided him way more money to do his skits but it just felt faker. Kinda like Kyle Mooney if you know him. Guys like him and Nathan are just better in their natural 'amateur' habitats. Kyle is on SNL and they dont know how to use him but his original youtube ahit was awkward and hilarious, like Nathan, OOOOOOON, yourside. Going mainstream ruins too many people.
Anyway! Nathan's sketch you just shared reminded me of louis snl monologue ending from a few years ago. I looked it up. It starts basically at the 6:45 mark, maybe you're familiar with it.
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2020-10-28 at 6:46 AM UTC in Pulse Nightclub ShootingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-28 at 5:54 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionHoney. Is this supposed to represent u? Let's take a moment.
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2020-10-28 at 5:09 AM UTC in Pulse Nightclub Shooting
source says a bomb robot moved his clothes around looking for explosives but I like to believe he opened fire with his pants down and a full boner -
2020-10-27 at 6:27 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by mmQ It says its dimenhydrinate.
Dimenhydrinate, marketed as Draminate, Dramamine and Gravol among others, is an over-the-counter drug used to treat motion sickness and nausea. Dimenhydrinate is a combination drug of diphenhydramine and 8-Chlorotheophylline. Wikipedia
Formula: C24H28ClN5O3
Boiling point: 650.7°F (343.7°C)
CAS ID: 523-87-5
ChemSpider ID: 10210
Diphenhydramine: antiemetic
Hoky shit ur smartThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-27 at 9:39 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionI just had a very intense dream where my dad drove us off the road into a forest and there were ghosts and I woke up, tried to get back into the dream as it sounded funfunfun and maybe intense and spoooooky and scary but to no avail. I think I'm just gonna get up and watch season 4 of Fargo this morning, all sober and shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-27 at 4:34 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionB-A-N-A-N-A-S
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2020-10-27 at 4:33 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionbonobosThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-27 at 3:49 AM UTC in Women with BPD" in life at some point you're going to have some money. youll probably have, say 400 dollars. you can spend you're money on things that make you're life more tranquil , fun, free, style. or you can spend you're money on things that are shit anchors that fuck you up the ass and ruin you're life: 30yr old motorcycles, stone mansions.. "The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-27 at 3:18 AM UTC in Women with BPDThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-27 at 3:08 AM UTC in Women with BPDThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-27 at 2:26 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionHow Ironic America names it's helicopters after a race of people it near enough exterminated. "Apache", "Black hawk", "Cheyenne".
Imagine if the Nazis called their fighter planes "J3W", & "Gypsy"?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-26 at 10:03 PM UTC in You cannot hyde from meWhat a disturbingly literal characterization of my role in your life. I bet you'll earn the Haldol when they shoot it into you.
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2020-10-26 at 9:54 PM UTC in I feel more depressed than usualdecide what the faces of a die mean & then roll it anytime you feel sorry for yourself, you have to follow the result
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2020-10-26 at 5:30 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by Octavian Am I the only one that find girls farting to be utterly repulsive and offensive?
Nothing turns me off more or want to beat them to death. It takes getting some use to but it's never the same.
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.
Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier. -
2020-10-26 at 4:25 AM UTC in NIS NONCE listif anything dietyellow is an ex-nonce
