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The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-10-26 at 3:31 AM UTCOkay, I will do that.
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2020-10-26 at 3:35 AM UTC
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2020-10-26 at 3:52 AM UTCI think i'm consuming too much lol
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2020-10-26 at 3:54 AM UTC
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2020-10-26 at 3:57 AM UTCpeople get nervous and avoid me when i vape giant clouds outside.
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2020-10-26 at 4:08 AM UTC
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2020-10-26 at 6:12 AM UTC
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2020-10-26 at 6:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by Ghost RIP the vape
we literally hit it a million times because it maxes out at 250k hits and we had to reset it at least 4 times, probably more than that. I bought it a few months after I met HTS.
It no longer works. One of my favorite hobbies, abusing drugs (nicotine) I can no longer do. I already started smoking and it just aint the same. I got a big bottle o vape juice and payday isn't until friday. Life is pain and I want to die.
I don't want to get a new vape it's just a pain in the ass and it takes like 50 hours to charge when you buy a new one I JUST WANT NICOTINE NOW FUCK
Get a Novo 2 or Nord 2 for like $20-30 and switch to salts -
2020-10-26 at 7:45 AM UTCThe white vape can't hit but it charges the battery just fine. The black one hits but can't charge.
By combining the powers of the two I have "fixed" the problem. But yeah I think it's time for a new one, this is pretty retarded.
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2020-10-26 at 8:29 AM UTC
Originally posted by Ghost RIP the vape
we literally hit it a million times because it maxes out at 250k hits and we had to reset it at least 4 times, probably more than that. I bought it a few months after I met HTS.
It no longer works. One of my favorite hobbies, abusing drugs (nicotine) I can no longer do. I already started smoking and it just aint the same. I got a big bottle o vape juice and payday isn't until friday. Life is pain and I want to die.
I don't want to get a new vape it's just a pain in the ass and it takes like 50 hours to charge when you buy a new one I JUST WANT NICOTINE NOW FUCK
I switched to Juul and refilling pods, I just need to find a good viscous refill juice. -
2020-10-26 at 2:59 PM UTChts says dotta det dem old heds
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2020-10-26 at 3:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by ORACLE I switched to Juul and refilling pods, I just need to find a good viscous refill juice.
Juul is shit. Under powered, tiny battery, small ass 0.7ml tanks, and the pods aren't refillable so you either have to use 3rd party Chinese shit or start drilling into your tanks.
There are so many better brands with safe and tested refillable tanks. Battery and tank are bigger. Usually hits a lot better because it doesn't have a cramped ass air intake that is clearly meant for teenagers to hide from their parents. -
2020-10-26 at 4:43 PM UTCAm I the only one that find girls farting to be utterly repulsive and offensive?
Nothing turns me off more or want to beat them to death. It takes getting some use to but it's never the same.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-26 at 4:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian Am I the only one that find girls farting to be utterly repulsive and offensive?
Nothing turns me off more or want to beat them to death. It takes getting some use to but it's never the same.
y...yeah.. i've totally never masturbated furiously to that while high on methThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-26 at 5:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Juul is shit. Under powered, tiny battery, small ass 0.7ml tanks, and the pods aren't refillable so you either have to use 3rd party Chinese shit or start drilling into your tanks.
There are so many better brands with safe and tested refillable tanks. Battery and tank are bigger. Usually hits a lot better because it doesn't have a cramped ass air intake that is clearly meant for teenagers to hide from their parents.
You don't need to drill anything, it is easy to refill Juul pods, you can just pull off the top. Makes satisfying clouds and lasts all day for me. I also have 2 due to their customer service, as the first one is kind of finicky to charge, but if I ever need to switch during the day, I just use that one.
Idk it's fine for me, maybe if you are a faggot degenerate you need the ultra turbo cloud metal vapor cum cock to suck on you can get something else. -
2020-10-26 at 5:22 PM UTC
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2020-10-26 at 5:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian Am I the only one that find girls farting to be utterly repulsive and offensive?
Nothing turns me off more or want to beat them to death. It takes getting some use to but it's never the same.
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.
Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier. -
2020-10-26 at 5:32 PM UTCBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…. -
2020-10-26 at 5:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by ORACLE You don't need to drill anything, it is easy to refill Juul pods, you can just pull off the top. Makes satisfying clouds and lasts all day for me. I also have 2 due to their customer service, as the first one is kind of finicky to charge, but if I ever need to switch during the day, I just use that one.
Idk it's fine for me, maybe if you are a faggot degenerate you need the ultra turbo cloud metal vapor cum cock to suck on you can get something else.
Nah i quit cause I don't need to use some artificial cum cloud binkie. But if I were to use one again, my clouds would be harder, faster, and stronger than yours. Better watch it fuckboy. -
2020-10-26 at 5:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Nah i quit cause I don't need to use some artificial cum cloud binkie. But if I were to use one again, my clouds would be harder, faster, and stronger than yours. Better watch it fuckboy.
This fag needed to "quit"^ i.e. he got addicted i.e. he couldn't handle doing it recreationally.
Like when someone "quits" alcohol, it's because they were an alcoholic, couldn't just have some beers and chill.
What a pussy pathetic virgin.
