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  1. maddie Tuskegee Airman
    Just mount your google drive as a drive, set swap partition or pagefile in the cloud drive. You just downloaded more RAM ezpz.
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  2. Bradley Florida Man


    I'm about to go to aldis in 20 minutes and steal a lot of shit, pussy.



    I bet I make chili with everything EXCEPT groceries legitimately purchased.

    And it'll be better than your hoe ass shit

    I use beans also.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You should've hit him with some home style cooking.

    You: you overcharged me for these items here, can I get the difference back?

    Him: I'm not sure, which items?

    You: these. All these.

    *Points to items but blocks their view from him*

    *Him: I can't see man. All these what ?

    You: ALDI'S NUTS, BITCH.

    And then it would've helped if it was actually bags of nuts that he overcharged you for and you could ttoss the bags at him so they land on his face and chin.
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  4. Bradley Florida Man
    I love stealing from stores to the point I'm like ok am I gonna really argue about 2$ while these crab legs are defrosting against my meaty ice cube testicals.

    No I'm not. that would be retarded.

    Steal more and hassle people less bro. He's at work getting food for his kids and you're bitching about chili sauce not being 75% off. NIGGER doesn't care if you steal so embrace his culture. You think he'll write a statement about you? Can't even write.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yeah he was way worse than Yakubu Gowon (1.1M deaths), Mengistu Haile Mariam (400K–1.5M deaths), Kim Il Sung (1.6M deaths), Pol Pot (1.7M deaths), Ismail Enver Pasha (2.5M deaths), Hideki Tojo (5M deaths), Leopold II of Belgium (2-15M deaths), Adolf Hitler (17M deaths), Jozef Stalin (23M deaths), or Mao Zedong (49-78M deaths).

    wow some terrible stats here, it remind me of those tragedies
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  6. Originally posted by Sudo It's insane that history hasn't judged Dick Cheney as harshly as it should have. He exploited a dried up drunk with facial tics, got people to lie for him then sacrificed them so he could kill hundreds of thousands in the middle East for his own financial gain. I know he's from Wyoming but I wouldn't be surprised if he went to Hebrew school

    When it comes to the popular/mainstream culture you get on the TV, the simple reality is that neo-conservatives won.
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  7. Originally posted by Solstice This is the most cringe thing ever posted on the internet.

    Kill yourself

    no.

    and there will be more.
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    that doesn't even nearly rhyme you hardcore faggot
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  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Sudo Well modafinil just fixed all my problems. You're looking st a brand new sudo. Probly won't need this place as a crutch so much anymore. Just got offered a job at space X designing the new rocket and I didn't even apply

    damn this country needs a factory kicking out regular metric tonnes of this shit honestly I want to take it I could get it, I can get anything but just the thought that it's yankee or chink made import bullshit makes my blood boil that this shit is probably not covered by insurance so you gotta pay like whatever they charge $100 probably $500 for 10 pills and I would rather the transaction be in reverse with me selling the drugs like holy shit this is so easy to make and it's not even illegal honestly fuck big pharma and even medium pharma and the government I am going to do it and drive the price down so fucking low that nobody will ever make $1 from this shit ever again it will be like trying to sell vitamin C powder for a profit once I get the triangular trade supply lines down for raw materials
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  10. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Walker told me I have AIDS
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  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I figured out how to hack the system by constantly abusing drugs and alcohol I cannot pass a covid screening and constantly have symptoms which makes me eligible for $200/day which is actually more than I make working full time as long as I keep getting fucked up

    hacking cough - smoking weed all day and cigs/vaping until it hurts
    vomiting - constantly hung over and drinking cough syrup

    etc

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  12. Bradley Florida Man
    it will smell like a turtle swamp in your apartment, you will be known as the guy with stds that's dying

    a very high likelihood will befall u interms of urinary track infections, kidney disease, nd a bunch of other horrible maladies, peoople breed snakes & dogs & cats because of the high money in it and the fact th ere is extremely few zooological diseases associated with these animals

    i am a PROFESSIONAL animal breeder and have bred ball pythons, redtail boas, kenyan sand snakes, tropical fish for the aquarium industry, and killifish, u dumb niggers, don't know the half of it, i've also bred finches and parakeets, can't forget the chubby tailed leopard gecko or my dubai roach, cricket, nightcrawler, red wiggler, & mice breeding operations

    i have never turn turtles cuz theres no money in them, THEY FUCKING STINK, and if you wait till spring you just go by the creeks and when u find 1 big one, do 1 of 2 things, BRICK EM like i do and miss the shell if u want money, throw directly at it from a large distance (I like the distance from the bridge to the creek) and in my state if it's bigger than a paper plate it's legal so i brin ga paper plate and drop it next to them to double check if people are there before i BRICK EM YOU DON'T EVEN NEED A HUNTING LICENSE JUST A FISHING LICENSE IF THEY'RE WITHIN 100 FEET OF WATER

    and if you don't wanna brick the mom/dad, follow them!~!~!~!~ after no less than 10 hours they will lead u to their den which is typically 4-5 feet out the water, find their eggs/babies, STEAL ALL OF THEMS SWIFTLY, the eggs can go on an incubator you can buy for chickens pretty cheaply, remember to keep yours with a piece of wet papertowel, if you do it anypoint before mid summer you'll get small tea cup or smller size turtles and make sure they're not snapping turtles lol, and sell them bitches on the side of the road for 5$ each like children do by me,

    what u won't become successful is breeding them in some 50gallon tanks or kiddy pools or whatever your ass wants to fap to in your dreams
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  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    The system is hacked perfectly fine but I am going to stab it with a screwdriver and set it on fire after I get drunk the liquor store opens in a few hours

    Originally posted by Meikai he got da replacement but the usb stick broke and he cant put games on it no more so we gotta get a new usb stik
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala If it has a laugh track, it’s horseshit.

    I Love Lucy and Taxi are the only exceptions to that.

    What about these?

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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A meme where Mimi is a mime
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  16. If it has a laugh track, it’s horseshit.

    I Love Lucy and Taxi are the only exceptions to that.
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  17. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo You're pretty cringe yourself. Simpsons and Seinfeld are from our generation, just because your parents only let you watch Doogie houser M.D. doesn't mean everyone else of the generation didn't watch the same shit. New sitcoms are objectively worse, I can expand if you care to hear about my Big Fag Theory

    1. If you didn't already watch it back in the day then you are 100% identical to a le wrong generation kid

    2. Sitcoms are not funny and just like a laugh track faggot, you are simply trained to laugh by the rhythm of the dialogue, like a monkey. You probably die laughing every time Joe Rogan bugs his eyes out and starts yelling too. Actually listen to Seinfeld's dialogue, it is lame as fuck.

    3. Durr modern TV = Big Bang Theory durrr durrr no other comedy shows exist durrrrrrr new generation le suxxxx durp.

    Either watch Always Sunny or go kill yourself.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just woke up and decided I'm gonna become a professional turtle breeder. They gotta be pretty easy to maintain just throw em some food and water now and then and that's it. They don't need special shit like fish or dogs or snakes do. I'm gonna buy 2 big turtle tanks and fill one with turtles and leave the other one empty , then I will have a third tank exclusively for turtle sex and I'll put two turtles in it each day and display them. Yes. Thanks.
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    rose mcgowan > alyssa milano
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  20. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Trump releases his most brutal video yet exposing Biden's list of total failures

    https://rumble.com/vrpv4a-trump-releases-his-most-brutal-video-yet-exposing-bidens-list-of-total-fail.html

    BIDEN MUST SUMBIT
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