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  1. #1
    frala Avant garde shartist
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka. Dare me to drive?
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  3. #3
    infinityshock Black Hole
    thread fails to deliver

    what has not been told
  4. #4
    no, i tell YOU what
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Fox Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka. Dare me to drive?

    I’m doing 90 on the freeway but would also like to sell you some propane

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood no, i tell YOU what

    *HWHAT
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  6. #6
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by infinityshock thread fails to deliver

    what has not been told

    Bend over and I’ll deliver
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  7. #7
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by frala I’m doing 90 on the freeway but would also like to sell you some propane

    You made me drive you around all night because you got toasted off two fruity cocktails
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  8. #8
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Ban me bitch
  9. #9
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Cucumber is NOT a fruit
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  10. #10
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Yeah but you are
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  11. #11
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny You made me drive you around all night because you got toasted off two fruity cocktails

    She's comical when drunk..leaks lots of info in an angry kind of way
  12. #12
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by frala Cucumber is NOT a fruit

    cucumber and tomato salad is a fruit salad 🤭
  13. #13
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by frala Bend over and I’ll deliver

    Too much effort on my part for you to kiss my ass. Just send me a card.
  14. #14
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny You made me drive you around all night because you got toasted off two fruity cocktails

    And your personal preference of two fruity cocks driving you all night while you eat the toast
  15. #15
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    so what

    i have plenty of cheap shots i could take too i just dont because i have enough that actually matter to go for days plus im classier than all of you gutter trash dressed up like yuppies
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by frala Cucumber is NOT a fruit

    For your purposes it's a sex toy
  17. #17
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    plus im fucking tired of hearing you little bitches cry about everything
  18. #18
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian so what

    i have plenty of cheap shots i could take too i just dont because i have enough that actually matter to go for days plus im classier than all of you gutter trash dressed up like yuppies

    The fuck are you gibbering on about...
  19. #19
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    who fucking cares

    reality never mattered in the first place anyways, i can take whatever i want personally

  20. #20
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian plus im fucking tired of hearing you little bitches cry about everything

    Sounds more like you've been crying entirely too much

    Go find a box of tissues, some preparation-h, and a semi truck full of midol
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