Boy I tell you hwhat

1. 2023-12-06 at 3:19 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
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   • Meikai
2. 2023-12-06 at 3:20 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka. Dare me to drive?
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3. 2023-12-06 at 3:21 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   thread fails to deliver
   
   what has not been told
4. 2023-12-06 at 3:25 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   no, i tell YOU what
5. 2023-12-06 at 3:34 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka. Dare me to drive?

   
   I’m doing 90 on the freeway but would also like to sell you some propane
   
   

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood no, i tell YOU what

   
   *HWHAT
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   • Sudo
6. 2023-12-06 at 3:37 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock thread fails to deliver
   
   what has not been told

   
   Bend over and I’ll deliver
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   • I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
7. 2023-12-06 at 3:53 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by frala I’m doing 90 on the freeway but would also like to sell you some propane

   
   You made me drive you around all night because you got toasted off two fruity cocktails
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8. 2023-12-06 at 3:53 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Ban me bitch
9. 2023-12-06 at 3:54 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Cucumber is NOT a fruit
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10. 2023-12-06 at 3:57 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Yeah but you are
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11. 2023-12-06 at 4:46 AM UTC

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    Third Temple African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny You made me drive you around all night because you got toasted off two fruity cocktails

    
    She's comical when drunk..leaks lots of info in an angry kind of way
12. 2023-12-06 at 5:25 AM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by frala Cucumber is NOT a fruit

    
    cucumber and tomato salad is a fruit salad 🤭
13. 2023-12-06 at 12:43 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by frala Bend over and I’ll deliver

    
    Too much effort on my part for you to kiss my ass. Just send me a card.
14. 2023-12-06 at 12:46 PM UTC

    #14
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny You made me drive you around all night because you got toasted off two fruity cocktails

    
    And your personal preference of two fruity cocks driving you all night while you eat the toast
15. 2023-12-06 at 12:46 PM UTC

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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    so what
    
    i have plenty of cheap shots i could take too i just dont because i have enough that actually matter to go for days plus im classier than all of you gutter trash dressed up like yuppies
16. 2023-12-06 at 12:47 PM UTC

    #16
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by frala Cucumber is NOT a fruit

    
    For your purposes it's a sex toy
17. 2023-12-06 at 12:47 PM UTC

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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    plus im fucking tired of hearing you little bitches cry about everything
18. 2023-12-06 at 12:48 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian so what
    
    i have plenty of cheap shots i could take too i just dont because i have enough that actually matter to go for days plus im classier than all of you gutter trash dressed up like yuppies

    
    The fuck are you gibbering on about...
19. 2023-12-06 at 12:49 PM UTC

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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    who fucking cares
    
    reality never mattered in the first place anyways, i can take whatever i want personally
    
    
20. 2023-12-06 at 12:49 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian plus im fucking tired of hearing you little bitches cry about everything

    
    Sounds more like you've been crying entirely too much
    
    Go find a box of tissues, some preparation-h, and a semi truck full of midol