Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Some dude at work smokes weed on smoke break and doesn't care if he gets fired. I wish I was that cool
One time at community college, I went out behind the cafeteria and got high.
One time before school I went to giant eagle and bought a box of 20 benedryl. I drove DOWNTOWN tripping and got to school trying to do serious work. I scrolled through my book like an ipad, trying to SCROLL down a window in the picture in the book. Next thing I know, a teacher is trying to kick me out. So I quickly left there and went to take a test. Long story short, I couldn't see and failed.
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I would smoke a blunt with him and do some cocaine like
"hey listen folx listen, look, listen. This cocaine will make the golden hair on yer lags stand on end i tell ya what there ol cornpoppy
and then secret service would be like HE HAS A GRAM HE HAS A GRAM and black bag me and I wake up on the beaches of Epstein island with William Bill Bill Clinton and zombie epstein there to molest me. TYypical DUMBocrats amd it right folx ?? CMOS bomb
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Originally posted by mmQ
It would be interesting to look at the exact algorithm for how it's calculated nearly instantly like that, and so specifically.
Im guessing a combo of traffic reports aggregated GPS data from other users
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Going on a date/ meal tonight, no sex on the cards nor am I expecting it. This will be my first dry date which should be interesting. Soda and lime, nice conversation and food but if this bitch goes on about her abusive ex I will have no choice but to rape her.
I woke up this morning to a call from a friend drunk, rambling nonsense and talking about beating some, "hard guy up" which most likely never happened. He was insistant on coming mine, "with a fat bag of Cocaine", and getting prostitutes around which I kindly denied. I instead opted for porridge oats/ coffee then hit the gym. On my way there I was thinking about all the time I have wasted in life consuming drugs and alcohol only to feel like utter garbage the next day.
Anyways this girl asked me if we are splitting the bill tonight which made me respect her more which I told her. I said I have no problem paying for it but I don't believe in age old customs of chivalry; which is nothing more than a cliche that simps feel they should conform to in order to bring their penises closer to a vagina.
After this date I'll probably go home and bust a huge nut, bathe, then read a book.
Hope you guys have a great night.
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Originally posted by Sudo
I'm ok with that. Having these debilitating bone spurs has made living unbearable as it is, I welcome a quick and painless death for an objectively noble cause
I missed Vietnam due to bone spurs. It was a great regret of mine that I unable to go to fight and lose limbs for liberty, and I won't allow you to make the same mistake!
You are welcome.
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Originally posted by Sudo
Do you have to be a nazi sympathizer or is that just a crazy coincidence? Why is every militia of Ukrainian troops full of white supremacists?
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Originally posted by Sudo
Why doesn't Google maps have an option to tell you how long your route took while driving? Because that encourages driving fast? Seems fucking obvious, someone should give me 100k for that idea.
I think it used to have that feature, but Google are always making their products worse.
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