It's now official that Putin will be invading Ukraine on Monday. Brandon just called me, and he's worried. We need warm bodies for front line service. If you can do 20 pushups or walk 5 miles unassisted, then that is a bonus, but honestly it doesn't matter. We desperately need to get meat on the line. Please post in this thread to volunteer for service in the Ukraine. You can post any special skills you might have, but honestly it doesn't matter, we only need grunts for frontline service. So long as you have a body temperature warm enough to show up on an ex-soviet infrared scope that is all we need.
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In alignment with our goal of increasing racial and gender diversity, preference for the most dangerous front line positions will be given to women and blacks.
Sorry: there's currently bluechecks on Twitter calling for the US marines to come bust up Canadian civilian protests on Canadian soil. I'm a little too preoccupied with fantasizing about sending the folks wearing those American "boots on the ground" back home in flag draped caskets to think about anything to do with the Ukraine.
Legitimately considering ways to sabotage the Ambassador Bridge if they clear out the protests. Fuck 'em. If you can't peaceably blockade the bridge, make the bridge disappear. In minecraft.
Also, as for any Canadian who wanted Trudeau to call on American troops to solve the problem? Summary executions for treason are in order. Pieces of shit.
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Seems if you want to really commit a treasonist felony act, you finish the statement with "..in Minecraft" so then you can say, oh .I'm sorry Mr or Miss Secret Service agent, I was roll playing. Oh my gosh..would hella not even think of.. also you can take your foot off of my neck, k thank you
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Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
Seems if you want to really commit a treasonist felony act, you finish the statement with "..in Minecraft" so then you can say, oh .I'm sorry Mr or Miss Secret Service agent, I was roll playing. Oh my gosh..would hella not even think of.. also you can take your foot off of my neck, k thank you
SWIM assured me this was legally foolproof.
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Originally posted by Sudo
Do you have to be a nazi sympathizer or is that just a crazy coincidence? Why is every militia of Ukrainian troops full of white supremacists?
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I wonder what happened to the few random Americans who went over in 2014/15 to fight in the war, when they got home were they labeled terrorists and to laws regarding aiding foreign governments.
