2022-02-12 at 3:24 PM UTC
You gonna try a butt plug for the first time or get a girl pregnant?
2022-02-13 at 2:12 PM UTC
I'm gonna jack off and do a puzzle and maybe read some fiction
2022-02-13 at 2:40 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Work and hopefully get tipped fat
2022-02-13 at 2:46 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
imma try to fuck my friend's grandma
2022-02-13 at 2:47 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
she's got a body for a 71 year korean lady
2022-02-13 at 2:54 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I'm getting myself a candlelight paddleboat then doasing myself in gasoline on the water and seeing if I burn to death or drown first
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2022-02-13 at 3:11 PM UTC
Get drunk and fuck her so hard she cries
2022-02-13 at 3:33 PM UTC
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2022-02-13 at 3:45 PM UTC
Changed my mind imma go find colored women at the bar to talk to
2022-02-13 at 3:54 PM UTC
I'm gonna have a case of the Mondays and cry all day oh WAHHHHHH BOO HOOOO WOAH IS ME !!
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2022-02-13 at 8:43 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
I pretty much goofed by making a reservation at a glorified Chucky Cheese thinking it was a 5 star restaurant.
My girlfriend thinks Im retarded and has been calling me "Mr. Limp Dick" all day.
Then she made me clean out her car.
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2022-02-13 at 8:47 PM UTC
Call yourself "Mr Nigger Dick".
Order a heart shaped pizza
2022-02-14 at 12:04 AM UTC
I hope Bill Krozby is in hell and is in pain and his cat is in heaven and Bill Krozby can see his cat having a good time and is sorry as Satan whips his bare baked ass raw as it heals over and over so he can feel it afresh every time.
2022-02-14 at 12:07 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive
I hope Bill Krozby is in hell and is in pain and his cat is in heaven and Bill Krozby can see his cat having a good time and is sorry as Satan whips his bare baked ass raw as it heals over and over so he can feel it afresh every time.
Goldang! You seem salty Lil homo, is it because he slew more slampigs than you and was much more loved despite making some selfish and questionable choices? Maybe its because his rotted shrunken wenis is still bigger than your shriveled up rotten brown baby carrot of a pen0r amirite homo?
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