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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    tell me you may be a nutter without telling me u r a nutter
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  2. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes, as mentioned he delivers the mail…society likes getting mail, it makes them happy…especially ebay packages or cards from loved ones…making people happy and aiding them in communicating with loved ones and conducting business transactions is a great service to society.

    Wearing a dress when you're a dude and liking dicks in your mouth and ass just makes society feel uncomfortable.

    the best mail comes from ted kaczynski
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  3. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    The Good, The Bad & The Noncery
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  4. Bradley Florida Man
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  5. Originally posted by Speedy Parker So that was a hologram I walked past every day for 2 years?

    No, that was building 6 mislabeled.
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  6. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Your body needs fat dude..regardless of what the Vegans tell you, you'd be dead without it!

    Absolutely nigga

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  7. Um why only $10 for the TV?
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  8. I stopped drinking coffee and diet soda a week ago and instead have been drinking hot green tea. I think I've reversed aging by 10yrs already and removed all toxins from my body.
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  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Stopped at the bank.

    Gave my landlady $1000.00
    She said drop my keys off when I'm done here and she'll send me the difference if there is one.

    Took a shower.

    Doing laundry.

    Crab cakes are about done cooking.
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  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    wow that chick is hat
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  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    My day started off at 4am when my girlfriend got up to go to work.
    Last night we went to bed around 8pm so I got my sleep although I have to be up until probably 1am so I'll be tired come days end.
    Felt a little overwhelmed with shit to do before I could dip out and head back to my apartment but it turned out to be all in my head.
    The dishes from last night didn't take very long even though I broke the aerator off the sink. I asked her if she wanted me to try and fix it and she informed me that it was a junk ass faucet off amazon and there was no point.
    Had to assemble a little modular cubby thing that she wants in her closet.
    It only took 5 minutes...
    Gathered up all my clothes and packed.
    Even with playing an hour of TF2 this morning I was still pretty much done by 7:30.
    Then I checked the weather and found it will be a wet and fucky week leaving me screwed out of getting these windows replaced anytime soon.
    Either way, my brother is coming over this morning to measure them and get me new ones ordered before he quits his job at the end of the week.
    Perhaps I'll get a discount but I honestly just need them ordered at this point and I really need a sunny, warm day to start putting them in.
    With the Lancer gone I am in need of something else that will save me gas but I'll probably wait a little while and hopefully save a few more bucks for something slightly nicer.
    Right now and with the clock ticking away until I'm to be out of my apartment for good, I'm in a hurry to get set up at my girlfriends as comfortably as possible.

    My to do list for the basement:
    Replace windows
    Scrape and paint walls.
    Paint stairs.
    Throw something on the floor to walk on.

    I'm not going to get all this done and I know it.
    If I can get the steps painted and at least scrape off the worst of the worst and hit it with flex seal I will be happy.


    Update: I forgot to hit post...

    Anyways, my brother stopped by and told me to downsize the windows I am ordering, leave the old window frames in, shim the fuck out of it, spray foam the hell out of it, and add some trim pieces.
    He is going to send me what I need to order.

    Anyways, I'm about to leave my girlfriend's house.
    Have to stop at the bank on my way home.

    I'm hangry and want to eat crab cakes damn it.
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  12. smokemon Houston
    Taint's cookes are good.but my favorite. I'd rather Crudbury Chrome Eggs.
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  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  14. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Yeah. U questioning everything she says speaks milestones. U need to let it go ❤️
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  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Number13 Not that neither

    The thing about being dead inside is you are always the last to know it.
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  16. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence Oct, you are being a huge faggot nowadays man.

    I'm trying to settle more now I'm sober/ trying to stay sober.
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  17. Kafka sweaty
    I’m actually glad that guy was there because I wasn’t affected and he will probably be haunted by my hooker outfit for awhile.
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  18. Originally posted by Kafka Idk what that is and yeah that’s too much. Don’t drink and drive. It was just some random at the round about but he said he used to be a taxi driver

    U nutter. U seem like the kind if girl to carry a knife so youre prolly good
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  19. Originally posted by Speedy Parker China needs America. America does not need China.
    ^
    Message typed on Chinese keyboard, in a computer with a Chinese power supply and motherboard .

    And routed through a Chinese network card , Chinese router, Chinese modem.

    Sorry but not sorry I debunked you
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  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by filtration maybe she doesnt want me to move on because she doesn't want to move on, or she's a whore and is getting trains ran on her, or fucking loads of people… maybe she fucked all her friends and now she desnt want to be friends with them cause she fucked them and is using me to take the blame from herself.

    Jedi mind tricks, fuck that bitch.
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