it's not usually worth the effort and I'm rapidly losing my mind anyway
also my girlfriend has had covid for the last week and I haven't contracted it, which is kind of funny because she's boosted and I didn't bother getting any shots
apparently the guy who invented and implemented C++ intentionally made it unneccesarily confusing and vast in order to raise the IQ entry barrier, the goal being to make it impossible to churn out hordes of code monkeys and stop companies from driving programmers' wages down
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When I played gta:vc back in the day I never figured out that the number pad was how to get the helicopter to go forward, but just because of the game physics if you strafed heavy left then heavy right you’d end up further forward than where you started so I spent hours swerving though the sky like a drunk and actually got pretty good and landing/crashing in a desired location via a sequence of wild swooping motions.
I look forward to the day I can witness Sudo relive my childhood only IRL on Canadian news
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Originally posted by Donald Trump
Are you single Solstice?
Yes. I'm an insufferable asshole and I would never want to subject someone else to being with me. I lack the emotional maturity for a healthy relationship so I stopped trying or caring a while ago.
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I began taking an honest look at my daily behaviors and habits. Not surprisingly, they were awful — drinking heavily, staying up all night, eating Taco Bell, and skipping homework assignments among the most notable.
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Originally posted by Solstice
Maybe your girlfriend will be killed by a Russian bomb soon.
I genuinely don't care. I offered to help her leave, she wouldn't leave, whatever happens is on her.
I don't expect to be seeing her any time soon either, I'm not going to go to a literal war zone - I'm not afraid of Russians, I'm afraid of the retarded hohols, and nothing is open in Kyiv anyway.
I'm going to put my effort into finding someone else. Are you single Solstice?
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So Today This Little Boy Came Into The Store And Asked Me 'Where Do You Guys Have The Cheapest Shoes?' So I Showed Him Were They Are. So I Asked Him. If These Where For School. He Said Yea. I Looked At His Feet And Saw The Shoes That He Was Wearing Were Destroyed. Literally They Were Breaking Apart. I Asked Him If He Wore That For The First Day Of School And He Said Yes. He Told Me In A Low Voice A Story And That Sh*t Broke My Heart. I Told Him. Don't Worry. Pick Any Shoe You Like. He Said Why 'I'm Not Gonna Have The Money' I Told Him 'Don't Worry, I'll Buy Them For You.'He Was Like 'Really?!!' I Said Yea Of Course. He Got His Favorite Shoes. And I Told Him To Make Me A Promise. To Get Good Grades And Be Good In School. He Said He Promises. He Kept Telling Me This Is Unreal And Couldn't Believe It Was Happening. So My New Buddy Walked Of Of Finish Line With A Brand New Pair Of Shoes For The School Year.. Nothing Makes Me More Happy Than Seeing Someone With A Smile On There Face. Helping People Is The Best Gift God Has Given Me. Have A Good School Year. Bless Up
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Some FWB I cut ties with has tried to cause me major shit with someone I had a kid to a while back. Instead of giving me more trouble I had a nice talk with this person, the child's mother.
So now I'm going to ruin this little bitche's life for attempting to cause me shit. 😡😡😡
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It's fair to say that actor brought up everything ever thought of involved of pee, butts, sex, and basically any combination of it. That's not a mystery. That's real shit. That's why I miss him. I liked his basic yet deep thoughts - shower thoughts for lack of a better term. But who cares
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